Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit
’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
Man Sets Record for Most Miles Traveled with Blinker On
Beverley, MA – "If yah wah debating buyin' the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, getcha'self the Acadia," suggests a local man who...
Local Parent’s Suffer Extreme Buyer’s Remorse After Choosing Wrong Car
Lately there have been many reports of extreme buyer’s remorse sweeping the nation - in fact, Buyer’s Remorse is reaching near-pandemic levels among car...
‘White Saviors’ Come to the Aid of Blind Native American Actor
To paraphrase comedian(?) Jeff Foxworthy, if you’re trying to choose between the 2019 Buick Envision vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee…You might be a racist.
Propelled...
Crossovers: the Original ‘Green Deal’
They call it a “socialist wish list” that could cost trillions, kill at least a million jobs and disrupt global trade. But if you...
How Many Sausages Do They Fit?
Listen, dammit: over the years, I've worked with a lot of fine people that write a lot of exceptional articles about a lot of...
Buick Helps Florida Dog Earn License
Orlando, Florida - Move over drivers, there’s a new operator on the road… and they’re cute and have no working thumbs.
Mr. Whiskers, a mutt...
Myth Busted: The TRUE Story Behind Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker Laugh
Is it just us, or is it getting crazier out there? That’s the question I ask of this world where people are forced to...
Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V
Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
Study Shows Women Now Control Car-Buying Dollars
If you’re debating purchase of a 2019 Chevy Equinox vs 2019 Honda CR-V, studies show that you are likely to be a married female,...
Man Confuses Jeep Features with Ghosts
Lakeland, FL - A local man is inviting paranormal investigators to a small Florida town. If you were hoping for a quick debate about...
Honda Ridgeline Credited with Decline in #ToxicMasculinity
Rockford IL - For those of you who only know Rockford, IL as the “Dry Hand-Job Capitol of the U.S”, it’s time to buy...
The Best off-Roader in the Universe Is Not a Bronco or a Jeep
Hello, fellow mud-heads! Boy, have I got exciting news for you. I was planning to break down a 2021 Ford Bronco Sport vs 2021...
AC/DC Helps GM & FCA (to Determine Who’s Got The Biggest Balls of Them...
Comparing the 2018 Chevy Camaro vs. 2018 Dodge Challenger is an exercise that is bound to prove challenging on a number of levels. With...
Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”
Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their...
The Traverse vs Durango: By the Numbers
Choosing the right midsize SUV is hard – there’s a reason most people request a few days off from work in order to pick...
Car-Shopping Shines Spotlight on Generation Divide
Bath, Maine - For those of us fortunate enough to share our days with parents, grandparents, or even great-grandparents, we’ll inevitably encounter the concept...
Biggest Nuggets: A Gold Prospector’s SUV Review
Recently, we at The Lemon were asked to compare the 2019 GMC Terrain vs 2019 Hyundai Tucson. And while we could have easily tasked...
An Exercise in Futility: Comparing the Cherokee & CR-V
Crossovers and SUVs just don’t do it for me. There I said it…
So, what thrills me less than the need to run a comparison...
Lin-Manuel Writing New Hip-Hop Musical Based on GM CEO
NEW YORK CITY - Fresh off his hit Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” and starring appearance in “Mary Poppins,” Lin-Manuel Miranda is once again planning...