Inuit people are standing next to a Ford Pro4x truck with a husky in the back, debating the 2020 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Nissan Titan.

Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit

’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
An older man, who has a recommendation for the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, is shown next to his Guinness World Record certificate.

Man Sets Record for Most Miles Traveled with Blinker On

Beverley, MA – "If yah wah debating buyin' the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, getcha'self the Acadia," suggests a local man who...

Local Parent’s Suffer Extreme Buyer’s Remorse After Choosing Wrong Car

Lately there have been many reports of extreme buyer’s remorse sweeping the nation - in fact, Buyer’s Remorse is reaching near-pandemic levels among car...
Magi Rainwater is outside a Buick GMC dealer while protestors try to stop him from narrating a comparison on the 2019 Buick Envision vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee.

‘White Saviors’ Come to the Aid of Blind Native American Actor

To paraphrase comedian(?) Jeff Foxworthy, if you’re trying to choose between the 2019 Buick Envision vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee…You might be a racist. Propelled...
A lime green crossover is shown with shades of green paint swatches. The images is in relation to the comparison of the 2019 GMC Terrain vs 2019 Chevy Equinox

Crossovers: the Original ‘Green Deal’

They call it a “socialist wish list” that could cost trillions, kill at least a million jobs and disrupt global trade. But if you...
A German man is behind sausages, which are surrounded by equations to compare the 2020 Chevy Blazer vs 2020 Kia Sorento.

How Many Sausages Do They Fit?

Listen, dammit: over the years, I've worked with a lot of fine people that write a lot of exceptional articles about a lot of...
A dog is behind the wheel while a woman with a cat protesting sign and megaphone is over laid in front. Dog usage is important when comparing the 2019 Buick Encore vs 2019 Chevy Trax.

Buick Helps Florida Dog Earn License

Orlando, Florida - Move over drivers, there’s a new operator on the road… and they’re cute and have no working thumbs. Mr. Whiskers, a mutt...
Joaquin Phoenix's Joker is shown in front of the 2020 Ford Escape and 2020 Chevy Equinox on a city street.

Myth Busted: The TRUE Story Behind Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker Laugh

Is it just us, or is it getting crazier out there? That’s the question I ask of this world where people are forced to...
A 'Karen' is shown shrugging about the 2021 GMC Terrain vs 2021 Honda CR-V comparison, with protestors in the background.

Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V

Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
A woman shaving her face, a pile of money and a sign that reads "grow a pair" with a uterus

Study Shows Women Now Control Car-Buying Dollars

If you’re debating purchase of a 2019 Chevy Equinox vs 2019 Honda CR-V, studies show that you are likely to be a married female,...
An old man's face is shown in front of a Jeep Grand Cherokee with haunted characters around it. He wishes he compared the 2019 Buick Enclave vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee better.

Man Confuses Jeep Features with Ghosts

Lakeland, FL - A local man is inviting paranormal investigators to a small Florida town. If you were hoping for a quick debate about...
A man making an effeminate gesture at a Honda Ridgeline

Honda Ridgeline Credited with Decline in #ToxicMasculinity

Rockford IL - For those of you who only know Rockford, IL as the “Dry Hand-Job Capitol of the U.S”, it’s time to buy...
A Warthog is parked in front of a 2021 Ford Bronco Sport and 2021 Jeep Wrangler in the desert, which is a close comparison to the 2021 Ford Bronco Sport vs 2021 Jeep Renegade.

The Best off-Roader in the Universe Is Not a Bronco or a Jeep

Hello, fellow mud-heads! Boy, have I got exciting news for you. I was planning to break down a 2021 Ford Bronco Sport vs 2021...
2018 Chevy Camaro vs 2018 Dodge Challenger

AC/DC Helps GM & FCA (to Determine Who’s Got The Biggest Balls of Them...

Comparing the 2018 Chevy Camaro vs. 2018 Dodge Challenger is an exercise that is bound to prove challenging on a number of levels. With...
Two women are standing in front of their new white Mercedes.

Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”

Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their...
In a comparison of the 2020 Chevy Traverse vs 2020 Dodge Durango, both vehicles are shown in white in front of numbers and an eye graphic.

The Traverse vs Durango: By the Numbers

Choosing the right midsize SUV is hard – there’s a reason most people request a few days off from work in order to pick...
A man is looking at his frustrated grandfather with a search bar looking up 'is my grandfather a racist?' shown.

Car-Shopping Shines Spotlight on Generation Divide

Bath, Maine - For those of us fortunate enough to share our days with parents, grandparents, or even great-grandparents, we’ll inevitably encounter the concept...
A shirtless gold prospector comparing two SUVs

Biggest Nuggets: A Gold Prospector’s SUV Review

Recently, we at The Lemon were asked to compare the 2019 GMC Terrain vs 2019 Hyundai Tucson. And while we could have easily tasked...
Tired exhausted businessman in trouble

An Exercise in Futility: Comparing the Cherokee & CR-V

Crossovers and SUVs just don’t do it for me. There I said it… So, what thrills me less than the need to run a comparison...
Time Square showing a billboard for Barra the musical on broadway

Lin-Manuel Writing New Hip-Hop Musical Based on GM CEO

NEW YORK CITY - Fresh off his hit Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” and starring appearance in “Mary Poppins,” Lin-Manuel Miranda is once again planning...