Writer Releases Ford-Themed Erotic Novel
Fresh off her successful book “A Gronking to Remember,” author Lacey Noonan is looking to appeal to another type of audience. The erotic-fiction writer...
Disney & Marvel Gain THE X-MEN Franchise, and Automakers Want IN!
“Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.”
King James Bible, Matthew 5:5
“Ugh. The geeks will inherit our parking and fuck everything up.”
James...
Jeep’s Uconnect Spoils Endings of Popular Films
*Contains Spoilers for those of you who haven't caught up on all things pop-culture*
Los Angeles, CA –If you are one of those people who...
Winter is…Gone? Huge Misstep in GoT Marketing
On Sunday, April 14th a global audience was rewarded with the beginning of the end; the first episode of the long-awaited eighth (and final)...
Hostile Workplace Erupts Over Truck Comparison
One could argue that nearly every topic worth discussing has become a hot-button issue in recent years. From politics to religion, broad-stroke conversations have...
SOLO Offers up the Next Star Wars-Inspired Vehicle
SOLO Offers up the Next STAR WARS-Inspired VehicleSince the dawn of film, radio, and television the power of advertising revenue has had a major...
Attentive GoT Viewers Spot Even More Errors
For anyone debating the pros and cons of the 2019 Ford Escape vs 2019 Hyundai Tucson, there’s no shortage of resources out there, designed...
GMC SUV Prepares To Scale Border Wall
“The ramp needs a bit more elevation!” yelled Tommy McCallahan as he put the finishing touches on a ramp in his back yard. Generally,...
Boddums Up: The 2020 Jeep Compass Conundrum
Good day readers, I’ve got a treat for you. You see, I’ve become something of a celebrity over the last few months as my...
Automotive Industry Contributes Towards Sleep Studies
The phrase “sleep studies” will elicit drastically different responses depending on the audience. Some immediately associate the term with the horrific and unnatural experimentation...
GM Attacks FCA for “Disrespecting Family Values”
Detroit, MI - Regardless of the industry you work in, we’re all familiar with the kind of raucous debauchery that can take place at...
This Fall…Disneyland…Bieber v. Cruise
Just when a lull in automotive headlines made it seem like random conversations comparing the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Dodge Journey could end...
5 Bold New Automotive Technologies
One thing I find interesting about the auto industry is the way in which it draws inspiration from other industries and businesses to innovate...
Blue Man Group Offended Over Term Bluetooth, to Sue Car Companies That Use the...
Blue Man Group, the famous musical and artistic performance group, sent shockwaves through the automotive industry this Wednesday. Believe it or not, they made...
GMC vs RAM (aka “The Battle of Who Could Care Less”)
When debating between the 2018 GMC Sierra vs. 2018 RAM 1500, you might feel like you’re settling for 3rd or 4th place. Don’t feel...
New Series Highlights the Problem with our SUV Craze
In the ongoing war between leading automakers, it would appear that fresh shots are being fired across the bow at those who are restructuring...
2020 Ford Fusion vs 2020 Hyundai Sonata: Which one will make a better Desert-Marauder...
As the world tilts ever closer to the jaws of oblivion, it becomes more and more pervasive in the zeitgeist of popular culture that...
Local Writer Found Dead: The Lemon Investigates
The Lemon respectfully requests that our loyal readers join us in a moment of quiet reflection in memory of celebrated staff writer Jason Cook,...
MLB Introduces “Least Valuable Player” Award, Will Give Winner 2019 Ford Expedition EL
Baltimore, Maryland – Move over, Mookie Betts… MLB is now looking to award baseball’s ‘Least Valuable Player.’ The league recently announced that they awarded...
“Nuts!” – Brigadier General McAuliffe; Dec. 22, 1944
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but if there’s anything I’ve learned from the extensive data we collect from you every...