CDC Says, “Safe to Pick Up Hitchhikers Again”
When I was seven years old, a neighbor gave me a piece of advice that I’ve never forgotten: he said, “When the next great...
Seven Pro Quarantine Tips from an Isolation All-Star!
Friends, if you’re anything like me, then dear G-d what’s wrong with you!? Why would you do this? Why!? Now the rest of you,...
The Chevy Bolt Ev Is Going to Kill Us All
Friends, I’m here today with urgent news that will absolutely save your life and the lives of all of the people you love and...
Buick Stays Woke With New Ad Campaign
In many ways, the auto industry is like a rugged old tortoise: dependable, stoic, and slowly plodding toward an inevitable expiration date that’s likely...
COVID and Auto Industry Booming Together
One of the reasons romantic comedies are so popular is that, deep down, everyone enjoys a good love story. We all like to see...
Hold GME: One Man’s Story
By the end of 2020, I thought nothing could surprise me anymore; then we had 31 days of January, and now I don’t know...
Five Things You Don’t Know about the Ultium Battery
Many people have hailed GM’s new Ultium battery and platform as a technological marvel that will pave the way for them to take over...
Toyota (and Others) Want You to Smash that Subscribe Button
My readers, you wise and prosperous fools, I come to you today with a vision: my vision for the auto industry and what it...
Chevy Reignites Its Passion for EV Design
There’s no denying that Chevy is a legend in the auto industry. They’ve been around for more than 100 years, blazing a trail for...
Tesla Unveils New Model S-NL To Commemorate Musk’s Hosting Gig
Fresh off the heels of CEO Elon Musk’s appearance on Saturday Night Live, Tesla recently unveiled a new model of their popular electric vehicle...
Shocking Lawsuit Filed Against Auto Industry
Buckle up friends because this is a story you’re not going to find anywhere else – at least not yet – but one you...
Tesla Innovates Once Again
In case you haven’t been paying attention, Covid is still going strong and creating problems for businesses—and also killing people—throughout much of the world....
Great Ways to Save Money on Gas
As we navigate numerous worldwide crises and attempt to simply survive the daily nightmare that is modern existence, we’ve had the pleasure of recently...
There’s No Shortage of Shortages
If you follow the auto industry as closely as I do, then you’ve probably heard a great deal about the microchip shortage that’s currently...
Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Car Salesman
There's a group of old men who eat breakfast every morning at the local diner. Clad in plaid shirts, blue jeans, and Dr. Scholl’s,...
Auto Industry Working to Improve Self-Driving Cars
If you’ve shopped for a car recently, then you’ve certainly heard all about the various types of impressive technology that companies are working on...
Bentley Trades in Reputation for NFT Profits
Bentley Motors Limited is one of the most prestigious and well-respected names in the auto industry, with more than a century of legendary reputation...
Thousands of Fiery Cars Float Adrift
Writing about the auto industry is hard work. There are dozens of different makes and models to try to keep track of—not to mention...
From Carjacking to Car-Hacking!
The future is now, my friends, and it… sucks. Just when we thought we’d run out of new and exciting things to be worried...
Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline
It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting...
