The Chevy Bolt Ev Is Going to Kill Us All
Friends, I’m here today with urgent news that will absolutely save your life and the lives of all of the people you love and...
There’s No Shortage of Shortages
If you follow the auto industry as closely as I do, then you’ve probably heard a great deal about the microchip shortage that’s currently...
Helpful Tips From Chevy For Bolt Owners
I love the auto industry, which is why it’s often deeply satisfying to watch it burn down – sometimes literally. If you stay abreast...
Consultants Definitely Not Trying to Make EVs Look Bad
The other day, after my seventh cup of coffee, second pack of cigarettes, and fourth mild bout of paranoia, I was taking my typical...
Shocking Lawsuit Filed Against Auto Industry
Buckle up friends because this is a story you’re not going to find anywhere else – at least not yet – but one you...
Toyota (and Others) Want You to Smash that Subscribe Button
My readers, you wise and prosperous fools, I come to you today with a vision: my vision for the auto industry and what it...
GM Announces New “Lidless Eye” Initiative
Few things in this sullen world excite me quite so much as when car companies announce exciting new promotional campaigns for their vehicles. Whether...
CDC Says, “Safe to Pick Up Hitchhikers Again”
When I was seven years old, a neighbor gave me a piece of advice that I’ve never forgotten: he said, “When the next great...
Buick Stays Woke With New Ad Campaign
In many ways, the auto industry is like a rugged old tortoise: dependable, stoic, and slowly plodding toward an inevitable expiration date that’s likely...
Chevy Reignites Its Passion for EV Design
There’s no denying that Chevy is a legend in the auto industry. They’ve been around for more than 100 years, blazing a trail for...
With Chips in Short Supply, Auto Industry Continues to Innovate
Friends, as I’m sure you already know, the infamous microchip shortage continues to march on into its second year. Despite the fact that some...
Great Ways to Save Money on Gas
As we navigate numerous worldwide crises and attempt to simply survive the daily nightmare that is modern existence, we’ve had the pleasure of recently...
Tesla Innovates Once Again
In case you haven’t been paying attention, Covid is still going strong and creating problems for businesses—and also killing people—throughout much of the world....
Thousands of Fiery Cars Float Adrift
Writing about the auto industry is hard work. There are dozens of different makes and models to try to keep track of—not to mention...
Auto Industry Working to Improve Self-Driving Cars
If you’ve shopped for a car recently, then you’ve certainly heard all about the various types of impressive technology that companies are working on...
From Carjacking to Car-Hacking!
The future is now, my friends, and it… sucks. Just when we thought we’d run out of new and exciting things to be worried...
Auto Industry Implores Americans to “Stop Shooting Each Other!”
No matter what side of the aisle you fall on, what your belief system may be, and what you feel the correct solution is,...
Bentley Trades in Reputation for NFT Profits
Bentley Motors Limited is one of the most prestigious and well-respected names in the auto industry, with more than a century of legendary reputation...
Lemon Exclusive: BMW Developing New Test-Drive Experience!
If you’ve been considering buying a BMW, then you might want to hold off a bit longer before heading to your nearest BMW dealer....
Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Car Salesman
There's a group of old men who eat breakfast every morning at the local diner. Clad in plaid shirts, blue jeans, and Dr. Scholl’s,...
