2019 Ford FIESTA Named ‘Most Ironic’
Los Angeles CA - With the entire industry still abuzz over a month after the Los Angeles Auto Show came to a close, it...
New Gordon Ramsey-voiced GPS Tells You How Terrible of a Driver You Are
TULSA, OK — The last time we visited Kingston Kia, it was for a feature entitled "2023 Ford Explorer vs 2023 Kia Telluride; Which...
Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”
Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their...
Head of Auto Industry is an A-hole!
Fuel economy is one of the most important aspects of a vehicle to a lot of potential car-buyers – and the auto industry is...
Google Plans Fuel Fear in the Buckeye State
It was recently announced that Google would be continuing to invest millions of dollars into the midwest with the proposed construction of data centers...
Ford Plays “Would You Rather” with Massachusetts Man
Lenox, MA - If you’re searching out used Ford F-150 for Sale, you might want to talk to Bill Baker of Lenox, Massachusetts before...
Writer Releases Ford-Themed Erotic Novel
Fresh off her successful book “A Gronking to Remember,” author Lacey Noonan is looking to appeal to another type of audience. The erotic-fiction writer...
New Game Simulates Feeling of Regret Following Car Purchase
San Francisco, CA - Partly inspired by new Ford lease deals, a hit new phone game is taking California by storm.
Miserable Incorporated, the company behind...
Attentive GoT Viewers Spot Even More Errors
For anyone debating the pros and cons of the 2019 Ford Escape vs 2019 Hyundai Tucson, there’s no shortage of resources out there, designed...
Conspiracy Theorists Concerned About Ford’s Lack of Concern About Aliens
If you’re well-acclimated to meme culture (or even just the History Channel) you might be familiar with Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. While far from a...
Ford Garners Animosity from Jewish Community
In a 1966 interview, John Lennon of The Beatles shared his views on religion with journalist Maureen Cleave stating, “Christianity will go. It will...
This Fall…Disneyland…Bieber v. Cruise
Just when a lull in automotive headlines made it seem like random conversations comparing the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Dodge Journey could end...
Uncertain Times Call for Uncertain Measures
In these uncertain times, there’s a fair amount of comfort to be found in the familiar and logical, which often leaves the new and...
Has the Mach-E Reinvented ‘Reinvention’?
Apple. Robert Downey Jr. Lego. Miley Cyrus. Old Spice. Caitlin Jenner. Bruce Jenner’s closet. What do all of these things have in common? They’ve...
Ford Sets its Sights on the Cybertruck
In terms of overall sales, Ford trucks sit head and shoulders above the offerings of (pretty much) every other automaker out there. As of...
Ford Dealership Closes (Like an Insecure Little B*tch)
While automotive news tends to take a more ‘big picture’ approach in terms of choosing headlines, The Lemon tends to look out for ‘the...
Have You Driven a Ford Lately?
There are things beyond our understanding in this universe. Quantum mechanics, the name of the girl sitting beneath the mountains, and the Ford Motor...
New Series Highlights the Problem with our SUV Craze
In the ongoing war between leading automakers, it would appear that fresh shots are being fired across the bow at those who are restructuring...
2020 Ford Fusion vs 2020 Hyundai Sonata: Which one will make a better Desert-Marauder...
As the world tilts ever closer to the jaws of oblivion, it becomes more and more pervasive in the zeitgeist of popular culture that...
NE Fans Call Denver-based Cross Marketing of Ford Bronco “Wicked Quee-ah”
For New England football fans, 2018 is shaping up to be a hard year. It seems as though the hits keep coming, adding fuel...