What’s in a Name?

Disclaimer: I’m not saying you HAVE to be high to do this (but it helps). At some point, or another, most of us have passed...

Local Parent’s Suffer Extreme Buyer’s Remorse After Choosing Wrong Car

Lately there have been many reports of extreme buyer’s remorse sweeping the nation - in fact, Buyer’s Remorse is reaching near-pandemic levels among car...

BMW Offers ‘Safe Place’ for New Customers

The experience of buying a new car can be frustrating and wrought with uncertainty. But upgrading to a luxury vehicle can be downright intimidating....

Janis Joplin’s DNA Zombie Attacks Maserati Corporate HQ

When Alfieri Maserati began making luxury performance vehicles in 1914, it is unlikely that he could have predicted the continued appeal of his vehicles...

Man Likes Feeling of Chevy’s Safety Alert Seat, Tailgates Other Driver, Gets Arrested

Back in 2015, Chevy unveiled their “Safety Alert Seat,” a ground-breaking safety feature. Before the unveiling of this function, drivers found that their vehicle’s...

Introducing…the NEW KIA Harambe!

If you find yourself on Google, searching ‘Work Trucks for Sale Cincinnati’ you might expect to find the usual onslaught of F-150, Silverado, 1500...

Volkswagon Gives No Punch-backs

Wolfsburg, Germany - Amidst the well-publicized drama surrounding their being the subject of investigation for ‘emissions-cheating’, Volkswagen AG (parent company of the Volkswagen Group)...

The #PumpkinSpice Jeep Wrangler is LITERALLY Here.

Looking for a Jeep Wrangler? Understanding that you may never get all of the features you want, the arrival of fall is a reminder...
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Possible Homicide Triggered by ‘Dutch Humor’

If William Shakespeare were alive today, he might describe it as ‘much ADO about nothing.” Then again, such a statement could be considered inappropriate...

The Los Angeles Clippers Sign the 2017 Kia Sportage

The NBA and Kia teamed up years ago, but now the iconic car brand is literally partnering with their main spokesperson, forward Blake Griffin. The...

Olive Garden 7 Week Pasta Deal Disrupts Fiat-Chrysler Plans

When staying up-to-date on current auto news, many Dodge enthusiasts are keeping a close eye on impending changes expected for the Charger and Challenger...

Jeep Announces Their New “Body-Less” SUVs

Jeep owners have always been known to customize their vehicle. You’ve surely driven past a SUV that didn’t have a roof or door, or...

Chevy Cruz Goes Dark (Reeeeeal Dark)

In today’s world of social and racial unrest, many Americans are hesitant to broach any topic that could be deemed as controversial or insensitive....
Bad Teeth

Italian Auto Sales Halted By British Teeth

It had been just shy of three years since 48-year old Nigel Cammish-Pike had made his home outside of Albany NY. Born of two...
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Coma Patient Influenced by Dank Memes

In a story that most would consider unbelievable, it has been reported that for the first time in reported history, someone’s mind was actually...

Mazda’s Vehicles Will Stifle Farts

“Whoever smelt it, dealt it” is a term you won’t be hearing much longer if you’re traveling in one of Mazda’s vehicles. That’s because...

Asian Man Named Hyun Convinced Hyundai is Trying to Kill Him

Hyundai has always been known for their ability to cater to their customers and provide those individuals with all of the features and capabilities...
Maserati Shwag

Maserati Brings the Schwag?

Recently, a Maserati Dealership in NY has taken both heat AND enthusiastic high-fives as a result of their crossover marketing. Heat AND high-fives, you...
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Jaguar Under Fire for Proposed Moniker

It was recently revealed that British luxury automaker Jaguar was forced to abandon development of a new offering, following backlash regarding its proposed name. Conceived...
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Job Well Done, Chevy.

When considering a used Chevrolet, Cincinnati drivers need to be well-prepared. Normally, we’re enthusiastic supporters of buying pre-owned vehicles (albeit with all due diligence performed)....