How to Incorporate Chevy Trucks into Your Next D&D Game Night
If there’s one thing I know, it’s this: the Venn diagram depicting truck enthusiasts and tabletop gamers is a perfect circle! We’ve all played...
The Pumpkin Spice Wrangler is Back (This Time for Real)
It’s been about two years since the world was first tricked into believing that FCA intended to release a limited-edition #PumpkinSpice Wrangler aimed at...
VW’s ID Buggy Concept
With all the live auto news coming out of Geneva last month, it’ would be easy to get distracted by such amazing vehicles as...
Italian Auto Sales Halted By British Teeth
It had been just shy of three years since 48-year old Nigel Cammish-Pike had made his home outside of Albany NY. Born of two...
Body-Swap Mystery Puzzles Small Massachusetts Community
Gardner, MA - It was 4:18 AM on Saturday, July 7th when the Gardner Police Department was dispatched to the scene of a motor...
Is 6ix9ine the New Star Witness for the FCA Investigation?
The last six years of sales numbers reported by Fiat Chrysler Automobile (FCA) have been called into question by the US Justice Department as...
Nintendo’s Newest Game Shows Players What It’s Like to Own a Jeep
Hey, kids. Have you ever dreamed of owning a Jeep? Well, Nintendo is now making that a reality… sort of. The company announced earlier...
Local Man Buys GMC Sierra “Based on Misunderstanding”
Gardner, MA - At a time when truck makers seem fixated on one-upping each other in regards to everything from weight reduction to standard...
Magician Buys Ford Escape for Act, Is Very Disappointed
Imagine spending $50,000 and realizing that your recent purchase doesn’t satisfy your (very) specific needs. That’s what happened recently to a Las Vegas entertainer...
Man Buys Buick Enclave While Drunk. Wakes Up Next to Fat, Old SUV
According to the Old Testament, the act of purchasing an SUV is not entirely unlike the act of signing on as your buddy’s ‘wingman’....
Cars That Almost Were: 2019 Mazda Shazam
For the better part of two decades, the scope of comic-based entertainment seems to have grown exponentially…arguably to the point of oversaturation. From feature...
Celebrating 25 Years of AEV
If you’ve been escaping the heat this summer curled up in front of your air conditioning and binge watching bad reality TV, then you’ve...
NY TIMES Reveals Lowest-Selling Calendar of All-Time
Meet ‘Ford Flex,’ star of his own “super-sexy calendar.”
Hmmm, actually…
Meet Bill Ceryanek (aka ‘Ford Flex’) who, along with his wife Becky (aka ‘Bigg Bexx’)...
Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo
There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at...
Sonic Redesign: Chevy’s #GottaFixItFast
Detroit MI - In an internal audit of nationwide inventories for Chevy used cars General Motors unearthed a major issue demanding their immediate attention;...
Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size
It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
Is Alfa Romeo “Too Old For This Shit?”
From celebrities to technologies, religion to global brands, nearly every commercial property in today’s world faces the singular and shared challenge of remaining relevant.
Even...
Competitors Conspire to Make the Mazda SUV Their Bitch
In 2017, no-one likes a bully…
Unless, of course, you’re a bully with genuine self-confidence, then there’s a good chance that you feel pretty good...
Ford Blindsided by ‘Imma Tell My Kids’ Memes
If you're searching online for Ford cars for sale, it's only a matter of time before you find yourself searching exclusively through discontinued models....
Want to Look “Well-Off” Without any Risk of Sexual Impropriety?
In this era of pursuant equality, political disparity and never-ending coverage of ‘He Said / She Said’ hearings related to sexual impropriety the world...
