New Line of “OverCompens-8” Decals Free with Purchase of GMC Truck
So, you’re headed to your local Ford, Chevy, Dodge or GMC dealer to look at trucks. Hell, maybe you’re even headed to a Toyota, Nissan or Honda dealership, we won’t judge (well, unless you’re looking at the Ridgeline, but that’s a whole other conversation). But, at the end of the day, few things are more American than a truck.
We...
Monster Trucks Just got More Family Friendly
“SUNDAY! SUN-day! Sun-DAYYYY! The Cabin John Ice Rink on Westlake Drive becomes the HOME of MONSTER TRUCK Madnesssssss!!! And MOTHERS DAYYYY!!! That’s right!! BRING your MOM, and a Coca-Cola product for $10 off at the DOOR, and PREFERRED SEATING in our C-SECTION!!! We’re going to cut up this arena like we’re giving it an EPISIOTOMY!!" The above soundbite was...
Awkward Foreign Kid Challenges 4th Most Popular Kid in Senior Class
You’re about to read a story that’s about as interesting as the time we compared the 2018 GMC Sierra vs 2018 Honda Ridgeline. It is ironic, though…based on the title, one could argue that the two topics have some definite similarities.
As a society, 2018 America is torn between conflicting ideologies and schools of thought. Conservative or Liberal. Religious or...
Researchers Aim to Help Used Ford Owners
According to Dr. Peter Wang, scientists at the University of Bethesda MD have reported that they are fast-approaching the long-awaited results of their groundbreaking study on the correlation between used Ford vehicles and sexual dysfunction. While Dr. Wang isn’t one of the researchers involved in the study, he is a staunch follower of its progress since he (i) drives...
Steven Spielberg & Carmen Electra: Together at Last (Thanks Ford!)
“Name a more iconic duo…I’ll wait.”
The prevalence of such internet challenges provides a perfect depiction of the impactful nature of great pairings. Throughout history, entertainment and popular culture have featured any number of iconic duos: from Laurel & Hardy to Abbot & Costello. Burns & Allen to Lucy & Ricky. Tom & Jerry to Woody & Buzz. Res &...
Americans File for Emancipation from Domestic Truck Choices
In 1998, a 19-year old college Freshman from Massachusetts sowed the oats for the groundbreaking court rulings which are now proving to be a game-changer for today’s truck-makers. And as important as this story is to all current and prospective truck owners, it directly impacts anyone debating the purchase of a 2018 Chevy Silverado vs. 2018 GMC Sierra 1500.
During...
Ford Patent Filing Blocked By Billionaire Playboy
It was recently reported by imaginethat.org that Ford might be investing their resources into the design and construction of a motorcycle / car hybrid. The design consists of an Escort-like wagon design which houses a motorcycle inside of its front end, that can detach and function independently. Below, you can find a copy of the diagram included in the...
GMC Dealer Fails to Impress In-Laws-To-Be (Except for ONE)
Matt Turwilliger lived the kind of focused, and well-directed life that most people would silently covet. Fiscally responsible, he learned the power of saving his money at an early age. At 15, he purchased his first vehicle, from the family dealership, albeit at full-price and with his own money. In high school, the honors student spent his last fee...
#InstaFamous Model from MA Files and ATL Car Dealer in Social Media Drama
The Atlanta used cars market almost took a major hit this week, courtesy of a canceled district court proceeding which may have ruled in favor of a dissatisfied car buyer by the name of Lisa Marie. A Massachusetts resident, Miss "Marie", 27, is professionally classified as a “verified influencer” by Instagram courtesy of her profile, which boasted an impressive...
Investigation Reveals Staggering Truth About Crossover SUVs
Of all global endeavors, the creation, integration, and standardization of sustainable transportation might be the most impactful (as well as the most tangible) to our daily lives. It can be felt in the last decade’s surge of crossover SUV offerings, as well as the hybrid and EV variants that are now being served up by nearly every automaker.
But are...
Was Explosive Insensitivity Almost the Nail in Chrysler’s Coffin?
As we know (now), announcements made by Fiat-Chrysler in June laid out an ambitious five-year plan designed to reposition the automaker as a global leader. The strategy, which aspires to make FCA the most profitable of Detroit-based automakers might be better described as ‘audacious’ (rather than ‘ambitious’) but it’s a far cry from the news that we thought was...
Meet the NEW GM Mascot: The Ghost of Rodney King
Never before has society felt so divided. From everything forced down your throat via the media, to the onslaught of the unpleasantness of social media, it’s no surprise that we (as individuals) have grown increasingly more likely to separate ourselves into smaller groups or isolate ourselves completely. Perhaps a debate is based around the arguments in favor of, or...
GMC vs RAM (aka “The Battle of Who Could Care Less”)
When debating between the 2018 GMC Sierra vs. 2018 RAM 1500, you might feel like you’re settling for 3rd or 4th place. Don’t feel bad, though…because you are. But it begs the question: what goes on behind that scenes that allow automakers like Ford to lead the pack so significantly. And by extension, what steps can less competitive automakers...
Why the Yukon & Expedition are Like Your 43-Year Old Co-Worker Who Went Skydiving in 1996
Detroit, MI - The Cobo Center recently hosted an automaker summit, comprising of such industry mainstays as Ford, General Motors, Fiat-Chrysler of America, Toyota, Nissan USA and Honda. Accordingly to the joint statement issued by the above-named automakers, “this nigh-unprecedented think-tank of leading manufacturers is intended to introduce a unified perspective that will be applied to the creation of...
Albany Salesman Rates 10 out of 10 [While Daughter is Rated a “Hard 4”, at Best]
Albany, NY - When polled to determine the most customer-centric Chevy dealer, Albany NY came out in droves to support the well-respected efforts of Bill Delaney, second-generation owner, and operator of Delaney Chevrolet. With satisfied customers in the thousands, it seemed inevitable that Mr. Delaney would be a shoe-in to receive the recognition over other competitors in the area.
“Bill...
BMW Challenges Global Stereotyping of “Old Germans”
It was recently reported that Mercedes-Benz has committed themselves to dispelling certain misconceptions about an aging workforce. Rather than classify those workers by such traditional criticisms as “too slow”, “inflexible” or “forgetful” Germany’s Daimler AG has set out to create a paradigm shift through training and professional development. There is also a public exhibit which, accordingly to Sylvia Huette-Ritterbusch,...
Can ANT MAN & WASP Prove That Size Doesn’t Matter?
It is every man’s greatest fear (don’t let us tell you any different).
As individuals, it is either the root of our unfounded confidence or our puzzling insecurity. In fact, it might be the only standard where we, as a gender, are willing to settle for mediocrity in the event that we are not blessed with greatness. In intimate conversations,...
Is The Silverado 3500HD the Truck of Your (Clinically Depressed Dad’s) Dreams?
How much truck is “too much truck”? At the end of the day, it usually comes down to how you intend to use the truck on a regular basis. Perhaps you require a substantial payload capacity for hauling purposes, or confidence in towing of oversized trailers. In these cases, it just makes good sense to opt for an oversized...
KIA’ing Up With the Kardashians
Editorial Note: Due to pending trademark litigation, and California Legislative Civil Code Section 47, all published content relating to the Kardashian family, their media presence, business interests, financial holdings, associates and related parties must (i) identify words within any/all published content which begin with a “hard” C and (ii) replace it with a “K”, in order to maintain...
I Hope My ‘Garbage Human’ Neighbors Die Soon (a Haiku)
So, I hate my neighbors. They’re garbage humans, and their shithole of a yard feels like an outdoors episode of ‘Hoarders’. Of the umpteen vehicles littering the property, I’m unsure which (if any) are functional, which are being used for parts and which may (or may not) be used cars for sale. Music blasts, engines rev, and profanities are...
