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Is Alfa Romeo “Too Old For This Shit?”

From celebrities to technologies, religion to global brands, nearly every commercial property in today’s world faces the singular and shared challenge of remaining relevant. Even properties that have bolstered a solid foundation of consumer trust need to keep up with the times. Engagement is key, with social media providing a perfect forum for brands to interact with their customers outside...

Ugh. I Can’t Believe I’m Comparing The 2017 Nissan Rogue vs. 2017 Chevy Equinox

Reassuring myself that I have at least one reader (aside from my Editor) you may have seen my recent expose, comparing the 2017 Honda CR-V vs the 2017 Ford Edge. No sooner had I choked down my vomit and embraced the epiphany that I’m just not a “Crossover / SUV Guy,” I was asked to compare the 2017 Nissan...

The Importance (of Chris Farley In) Buying a Used Car

Let me preface this article by sharing my personal belief that anyone considering a used car should include Certified Pre Owned cars in their decision-making process. You can disagree, but let me break it to you gently. You’re wrong. Sure, your final decision is a personal one and should reflect your preferences and the unique demands of your lifestyle,...

2017 Honda CR-V vs 2017 Ford Edge

When I was asked to write a comparison piece exploring the differences between the 2017 Honda CR-V vs the 2017 Ford Edge, it was like being asked if I’d rather lick a cow’s ass or massage my dad’s butt. For the benefit of anyone who's not really sure, rest assured that I’d rather not do either of those things. Full...

Trump Declares Nissan Cars “Fake”

On Sunday, the White House reported that President Donald J. Trump had held strategic conversations with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in anticipation of the G20 summit. With both leaders reaffirming their joint-commitment to the de-nuclearization of the Korean Peninsula, the conversation has been called ‘an historic agreement between world powers.' The sense of unity was short-lived however, as a...

Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs

If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those seeking Honda cars, we’ve compiled some of our favorite brand-centric, fan-made tunes below…   First Place: Me and My Honda This ballad by YouTube user “Jace Converse” is appropriately titled “Me and My Honda.” This tune is really...

Man Steals Sonata, City Celebrates His Selflessness

Normally, when an individual’s car is stolen, it can lead to a variety of different issues for the owner. For starters, they don’t have a vehicle, and they will presumably be forced to rely on public transportation to get them to and from work. For those who live in rural areas, this can be easier said than done. Furthermore,...

Toyota Infotainment (Better Than A Boombox)

The act of finding your next car is not unlike a medical self-examination. (Bear with me on this one…) It’s not just because you should be conscious of lumps, discolorations or irregularities. It’s an introspective experience, and you need to keep your own best interests in mind. Suffice it to say that any car shopper should make it a point to...

How to Write a Used Car Ad that Will Actually Sell

Have you ever heard the one about lost dog sign in the newspaper? It goes “lost dog — brown fur, some missing due to mange, blind in one eye, deaf, lame leg due to recent traffic accident, slightly arthritic. Goes by the name of ‘Lucky’”? If you’ve been looking selling your car lately, chances are you’ve come across some similar...

Join Johnny’s Cars and Cards For “Degenerate Weekend”

If you’re opting for one of these vehicles, you’ll surely be in a situation where you need to get away quickly. Well, Johnny’s used vehicles have specifically been selected for their incredible acceleration specs, which often include 0-to-60 times that are at less than six seconds. Whether you need to get home to watch the game, clean the crime...