College Bro Climbs Mount Everest in a Ford Explorer
They said it would never be done. It’s improbable for people to successfully reach the peak of Mt. Everest on foot, and physically impossible...
Ford to Make Tires From Recycled MAGA Hats
Dearborn, MI – The Ford Motor Company has long been an institution of innovation and one that's not afraid to think outside the box...
Tires Deemed Useless
I write this to you sitting on a stack of fourteen tires. I’ve stocked up, and you should too. Seriously, now is the time....
Tire Thefts Continue As Rogue Pit Crews Remain At Large
Drivers across Cincinnati are being asked to remain vigilant as a rash of tire thefts continues to sweep the city. While the crime spree...
The Greatest Disaster of Our Time!
Friends, it’s your old pal J. Jonah Von Gourdboddum here, and I’m coming to you today with alarming information. Information that other, so-called “news”...