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    A Chevy is being disqualified from a race at an Allentown used car dealer.

    Obscure Rules Violation Sees Local Racing Team Bounced From Upcoming Race

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    Allentown, PA: When Cary Richards’ Camaro ZL1 1LE took its place on the starting line in last month’s pre-race trials, all the attention was...
    The engine of a Chevy Equinox is shown with question marks at your local used car lot.

    Top 4 Reasons People Drive the Chevy Equinox

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    Don’t listen to what anyone else tells you – shopping for a used car is easy. All you do is head to your favorite...
    A Group of Judges hold a sign that reads 'ALL OF PENNSYLVANIA’S NEIGHBORING STATES HAVE RAISED THE MINIMUM WAGE'

    Minimum Wage Proposal Has Pennsylvania Used Car Dealers Prepping for Sales Boom

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    Renewed discussion in Harrisburg about a minimum wage hike has many Pennsylvania used car dealerships licking their chops in anticipation of a potential car-buying...
    A woman is making a tiny penis reference with with fingers in front of a man in a lifted red truck.

    Women Don’t Care About Your Truck (and Other Painful Truths)

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    Friends, and I use that word generously, it has come to my attention that there are a number of misunderstandings that circulate...
    A 4th grade book list and a teacher at a Cincinnati used car lot are shown.

    My 4th Grade Teacher Secretly Moonlighted as a Used Car Salesman

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    As you navigate your way through what we call life, there are times when you pause, reflect, and learn something new from...
    A close up shows a wide-eyed man laying on a pillow and a black used Fiat 500 perched on his head.

    Fiat 500: Adorable City Car or Italian Death Machine?

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    Dear reader, if you know anything, then you know this: I’m the only one out here, working hard every single day, who...
    A woman is holding keys in front of a used car at a used Chevy dealer.

    Shopping for Cars: Used vs. Pre-Owned vs. CPO and More…

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    When done properly, shopping for a used vehicle should be a series of decisions and disappointments. This may seem simple enough, but if you...
    A hand is using a car's screen to select self-cleaning mode.

    BMW Joins Bitter Bidding Battle with Bugatti and Bentley for “Self-Cleaning Car” Patent

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    BMW is the latest luxury automaker to jump into the fight to acquire the rights to a patent for a self-cleaning car. This is...
    A teacher has moved from remote teaching to selling cars at online car dealerships, sitting at a desk with a computer on a car site.

    Afraid to Return to School, Teachers are Signing up in Droves to Work at...

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    With many elementary, middle school, and high school teachers afraid to return to school in the fall, lest they get the sniffles and recover...
    A salesman is in front of a dealership with used Fords for sale, a sniper, and penguins.

    9 Things to Look for in a Used Ford

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    If you’ve been on the internet at all in the last decade – I assume you have since you’re here right now – then...
    A black 2021 Chevy Tahoe with the words 'the hearbeat of America' on the side is parked in front of a protest.

    Introducing the All-New 2021 Chevy Tahoe Protest Edition

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    Anyone who knows anything about the auto industry knows that it’s a business in which heroes, true heroes, rise to the top, and those...
    A salesman with a medical mask is holding keys in front of used cars in Columbus, Ohio.

    Surviving the Coronapocalypse Wasteland

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    Columbus, OH - Since February, we watched as the world was torn apart by the deadly and infectious disease known as COVID-19, or simply,...
    A cabin is shown in the mountains with the word 'surrender' written subliminally in the sky, and it is owned by someone looking for used cars for sale in Ohio.

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    When looking at used cars for sale in Ohio, it’s important to start off by figuring out what kind of vehicle you need. For...
    Ricky Gervais is putting his fists up next to the GM building, which may help those looking for used cars in Albany, NY.

    Did Ricky Gervais (& His Little Hands) Take a Swing at GM?

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    Of those shopping for used cars, Albany, NY car-buyers might find they have more options available to them than ever, thanks to a certain...
    Five old ladies are wearing hand held masks and being sprayed the the scents used to help sell used Cadillacs.

    New Car Smells Aimed at Boomers

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    As of late, GM has shown a refreshing level of transparency when it comes to the inherent struggles of the Cadillac brand. Victimized in...
    Parents are talking to their angry son about Ford cars for sale.

    Ford Blindsided by ‘Imma Tell My Kids’ Memes

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    If you're searching online for Ford cars for sale, it's only a matter of time before you find yourself searching exclusively through discontinued models....
    The Chevy symbol is over Rosselló's face in front of the Puerto Rican flag because his old Suburban may be a valuable used car for sale.

    Puerto Rican Governor Resigns. But What About that Truck?

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    If you’re searching used cars for sale in San Juan, Puerto Rico - and are interested in a fully-loaded lightly-used bulletproof Chevy Suburban -...
    A blue Chevy Sonic, apparently not popular among Chevy used cars, is driving on a bridge with a cartoon Sonic the Hedgehog and the word 'triggered' over laid.

    Sonic Redesign: Chevy’s #GottaFixItFast

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    Detroit MI - In an internal audit of nationwide inventories for Chevy used cars General Motors unearthed a major issue demanding their immediate attention;...
    The detective Pikachu is shown with the words 'conspiracy theory' in front of a used car driving away.

    Detective Pikachu Conspiracy Theory

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    Detective Pikachu, a recent and popular film adaptation released May 10th, has been quite the topic of conversation even with last season of Game...
    Samuel L Jackson in front of a used car dealership

    Samuel L Jackson: Ready to Sell Some MF’ing Used Cars

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    Cincinnati, OH - When looking for used cars Cincinnati drivers have plenty of dealerships to choose from, from the diverse selection of Cincinnati Auto...
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