Chevy Dealers Replacing Salespeople With AI
In case you've missed the news, artificial intelligence (AI) is being employed to disrupt every industry. New programs are released almost constantly, pushing the...
Dumb American Bewildered by the Intricacies of the Metric System
Burlington, ON––When the financial center at Burlington Motors receives visitors, it’s usually related to matters of car financing. After all, many people rely upon...
GM to Sacrifice Human Children for Favorable Chevy Equinox Sales
In the 1973 film, The Wicker Man, a devout Christian policeman visits a remote location near Scotland. The island is inhabited by Pagans, who...
Biden Continues to Screw Us at the Pump
Well, friends, ol’ Sleepy Joe is at it again, and you and I are the ones feeling the heat as gas prices go up,...
Rash of Catalytic Converter Thefts Leads To Creative Solutions
A recent rash of auto part thefts has rattled the Louisville area, threatening to further derail an industry that’s been hard hit by dwindling...
Toyota Addresses Staffing Woes With New Build-A-Car Approach
Used car sales in Durham, North Carolina, are at an all-time high as a perfect storm of supply chain issues and a lack of...
Squid Game Sales Promotion Leaves Dozens Injured
In an ill-advised attempt to capitalize on the popularity of the Netflix smash-hit Squid Game, a local Hampton Roads Chevy dealership has launched a...
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Living in the Simulation
The algorithms that increasingly run our world are getting smarter every day. While some privacy advocates might get freaked out by Facebook’s ability to...
New Financing Option Coming Soon to a Dealer Near You
Friends and readers (those terms are mutually exclusive, I assure you), if you’re savvy enough to recognize the genius that I offer you, then...
5 Secrets Car Dealerships Don’t Want You to Know
Friends, as one of my loyal readers, you no doubt have come to trust me and rely on me to tell it...
