A salesman is making a silence gesture while a couple is shaking hands with a salesman in the background at a car dealer.

5 Secrets Car Dealerships Don’t Want You to Know

Friends, as one of my loyal readers, you no doubt have come to trust me and rely on me to tell it...
A Hampton Roads Chevy dealership was offering a Squid Game based promotion.

Squid Game Sales Promotion Leaves Dozens Injured

In an ill-advised attempt to capitalize on the popularity of the Netflix smash-hit Squid Game, a local Hampton Roads Chevy dealership has launched a...
Neo from the Matrix is shown with glasses advertising online car sales.

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Living in the Simulation

The algorithms that increasingly run our world are getting smarter every day. While some privacy advocates might get freaked out by Facebook’s ability to...
A catalytic converter is shown being removed near a Parkway Village, Kentucky car dealer.

Rash of Catalytic Converter Thefts Leads To Creative Solutions

A recent rash of auto part thefts has rattled the Louisville area, threatening to further derail an industry that’s been hard hit by dwindling...
Joe Biden is shown in front of a sign for gas prices after allegedly infiltrating used car dealers.

Biden Continues to Screw Us at the Pump

Well, friends, ol’ Sleepy Joe is at it again, and you and I are the ones feeling the heat as gas prices go up,...
A candle is shown near a certified pre-owned Equinox dealer.

GM to Sacrifice Human Children for Favorable Chevy Equinox Sales

In the 1973 film, The Wicker Man, a devout Christian policeman visits a remote location near Scotland. The island is inhabited by Pagans, who...