Squid Game Sales Promotion Leaves Dozens Injured
In an ill-advised attempt to capitalize on the popularity of the Netflix smash-hit Squid Game, a local Hampton Roads Chevy dealership has launched a...
New Financing Option Coming Soon to a Dealer Near You
Friends and readers (those terms are mutually exclusive, I assure you), if you’re savvy enough to recognize the genius that I offer you, then...
Dumb American Bewildered by the Intricacies of the Metric System
Burlington, ON––When the financial center at Burlington Motors receives visitors, it’s usually related to matters of car financing. After all, many people rely upon...
Signs Your Used Car Is a Closet Cold Case Killer
Does anyone else watch a few episodes of Cold Case Files to unwind at the end of the day or is that just me?...
Top Three Signs a Car Dealership Is Actually a Bordello
Unless you’re intimately familiar with the seedy underbelly of the auto industry, this may come as a surprise to you. Some car dealerships are...
Rash of Catalytic Converter Thefts Leads To Creative Solutions
A recent rash of auto part thefts has rattled the Louisville area, threatening to further derail an industry that’s been hard hit by dwindling...
Red Traffic Light District: Used Car Dealership Rebrands as Auto Brothel
TOTTENVILLE, NY — A struggling used car dealership in New York City's southwesternmost corner is attempting to attract new clientele from across the five...
How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Living in the Simulation
The algorithms that increasingly run our world are getting smarter every day. While some privacy advocates might get freaked out by Facebook’s ability to...
Biden Continues to Screw Us at the Pump
Well, friends, ol’ Sleepy Joe is at it again, and you and I are the ones feeling the heat as gas prices go up,...
GM to Sacrifice Human Children for Favorable Chevy Equinox Sales
In the 1973 film, The Wicker Man, a devout Christian policeman visits a remote location near Scotland. The island is inhabited by Pagans, who...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Toyota of Attempting to Undermine American Infrastructure
WASHINGTON, DC — To say the past few years have been a tumultuous period for American politics would certainly be an understatement. Our political...
Chevy Dealers Replacing Salespeople With AI
In case you've missed the news, artificial intelligence (AI) is being employed to disrupt every industry. New programs are released almost constantly, pushing the...
Four Signs That a Car Dealership Is Trying to Kill You
Allow me to paint you a picture: You want to buy a car for cheap, so you look online for folks selling their vehicles...
