First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM
It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
GMC Adds More Denali Trims Than Ever Before!
The one thing I can always appreciate about the auto industry is that they know when to stop at a good thing. Sure, car...
The 2021 GMC Sierra 1500 And 2021 Nissan Titan: Full-size Trucks Or Gold Mines?
Two leading car manufacturers have their vision set firmly on the future with the recent announcement of an intriguing new feature. Earlier this month,...
Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V
Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?
Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
Warlord’s Choice: The 2021 GMC Terrain
If you’re one of my usual readers, then you know one thing for certain: our world is headed apocalyptically toward becoming a hellish wasteland...
Ford Begins Manufacturing Masks for 2020 Ford Expedition
In an attempt to boost sluggish sales, stop climate change, and appease the snowflake liberal media in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford...
GMC Launches Rival to Space-X Program
Once again, in our history, the space race is heating up. With multiple private and public enterprises diving onto the space exploration bandwagon, GMC...
Nissan Pathfinder: The New Face of Planned Parenthood?
Debating the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder just got a whole lot easier. Well, scratch that. Saying that it’s ‘a lot easier’...
90’s Singer Becomes Most Sought After Spokesperson of 2020
If nothing else, the next few years are shaping up to be a full-scale shootout between competing crossover and SUV offerings. For the better...
GMC Dealership Closes Under Bizarre Circumstances
Bethesda MD - In March of 2019, it had been reported that the number of car dealerships in the United States had declined for...
Upgrade Your 2020 With the Newest Internet Challenge
As a general rule, GMC’s marketing initiatives feel like a bit of a crapshoot. Think about it. In fact, let’s put a question out...
Texas Dealership Sees Uptick in Sales Following Free Donut Giveaway
Houston, TX – One of our local Texas GMC dealers has seen a recent uptick in sales, and it can all be attributed to...
Winter is…Gone? Huge Misstep in GoT Marketing
On Sunday, April 14th a global audience was rewarded with the beginning of the end; the first episode of the long-awaited eighth (and final)...
Man Sets Record for Most Miles Traveled with Blinker On
Beverley, MA – "If yah wah debating buyin' the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, getcha'self the Acadia," suggests a local man who...
MLB Introduces “Least Valuable Player” Award, Will Give Winner 2019 Ford Expedition EL
Baltimore, Maryland – Move over, Mookie Betts… MLB is now looking to award baseball’s ‘Least Valuable Player.’ The league recently announced that they awarded...
Athol to Toyota “No Thank You”
Athol, MA - There are times when a story takes a dogleg turn, taking you in an entirely different direction. There are even times...
In Pursuit of “Best Picture,” Spike Lee’s Next Movie Focuses on Black Car
New York, New York – Fresh off another Best Picture loss at the Academy Awards, director Spike Lee has decided to change up his...
GMC SUV Prepares To Scale Border Wall
“The ramp needs a bit more elevation!” yelled Tommy McCallahan as he put the finishing touches on a ramp in his back yard. Generally,...
Lin-Manuel Writing New Hip-Hop Musical Based on GM CEO
NEW YORK CITY - Fresh off his hit Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” and starring appearance in “Mary Poppins,” Lin-Manuel Miranda is once again planning...
