Three GM brand emblems are shown during the battle between the 2022 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD vs 2022 GMC Sierra 2500 HD.

First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM

It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
A close-up shows the wheel of a black 2022 GMC Yukon Denali.

GMC Adds More Denali Trims Than Ever Before!

The one thing I can always appreciate about the auto industry is that they know when to stop at a good thing. Sure, car...
An infotainment screen shows bitcoin prices on the rise during a 2021 GMC Sierra 1500 vs 2021 Nissan Titan comparison.

The 2021 GMC Sierra 1500 And 2021 Nissan Titan: Full-size Trucks Or Gold Mines?

Two leading car manufacturers have their vision set firmly on the future with the recent announcement of an intriguing new feature. Earlier this month,...
A 'Karen' is shown shrugging about the 2021 GMC Terrain vs 2021 Honda CR-V comparison, with protestors in the background.

Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V

Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
A man is reading a paper while a spaceship is beaming light over him.

Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?

Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
A warlord is shown standing in front of a comparison between the 2021 GMC Terrain vs 2021 Honda CR-V.

Warlord’s Choice: The 2021 GMC Terrain

If you’re one of my usual readers, then you know one thing for certain: our world is headed apocalyptically toward becoming a hellish wasteland...
Ford CEO Jim Hackett is shown giving a speech while wearing a mask and with a virus pin.

Ford Begins Manufacturing Masks for 2020 Ford Expedition

In an attempt to boost sluggish sales, stop climate change, and appease the snowflake liberal media in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford...
Walter White is in a space suit on a space station.

GMC Launches Rival to Space-X Program

Once again, in our history, the space race is heating up. With multiple private and public enterprises diving onto the space exploration bandwagon, GMC...
A phone with a meme on it is in front of a Nissan Pathfinder and Planned Parenthood, which is helping people decide between the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder.

Nissan Pathfinder: The New Face of Planned Parenthood?

Debating the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder just got a whole lot easier. Well, scratch that. Saying that it’s ‘a lot easier’...
Sarah McLachlan is shown from a SPCA ad to 'ruin your day' and may be doing more ads to help buyers choose between a 2020 GMC Terrain vs 2020 Toyota RAV4.

90’s Singer Becomes Most Sought After Spokesperson of 2020

If nothing else, the next few years are shaping up to be a full-scale shootout between competing crossover and SUV offerings. For the better...
Snoop Dogg is putting on gloves to fight next to a hand that is holding a phone with a youtube clip of the owner of a GMC dealer near me wearing a Raider's hat.

GMC Dealership Closes Under Bizarre Circumstances

Bethesda MD - In March of 2019, it had been reported that the number of car dealerships in the United States had declined for...
A GMC SUV is parked with Ciara, Level Up, Tide Pods, marshmallows, and a man with a selfie-stick in front of it.

Upgrade Your 2020 With the Newest Internet Challenge

As a general rule, GMC’s marketing initiatives feel like a bit of a crapshoot. Think about it. In fact, let’s put a question out...
A giant donut is behind a line of vehicles at one of the Texas GMC dealers.

Texas Dealership Sees Uptick in Sales Following Free Donut Giveaway

Houston, TX –  One of our local Texas GMC dealers has seen a recent uptick in sales, and it can all be attributed to...
The Game of Thrones characters are at a modern day summer beach party.

Winter is…Gone? Huge Misstep in GoT Marketing

On Sunday, April 14th a global audience was rewarded with the beginning of the end; the first episode of the long-awaited eighth (and final)...
An older man, who has a recommendation for the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, is shown next to his Guinness World Record certificate.

Man Sets Record for Most Miles Traveled with Blinker On

Beverley, MA – "If yah wah debating buyin' the 2019 GMC Acadia vs 2019 Chevy Traverse, getcha'self the Acadia," suggests a local man who...
The Orioles player Chris Davis has a though bubble with the Ford Expedition EL in. The El is the LVP when comparing the 2019 GMC Yukon XL vs 2019 Ford Expedition EL.

MLB Introduces “Least Valuable Player” Award, Will Give Winner 2019 Ford Expedition EL

Baltimore, Maryland – Move over, Mookie Betts… MLB is now looking to award baseball’s ‘Least Valuable Player.’ The league recently announced that they awarded...
A business man is confused with a River Rat Race from Athol MA poster in the image. He is confused about what the comparison of 2019 GMC Terrain vs 2019 Jeep Cherokee has to do with Toyota.

Athol to Toyota “No Thank You”

Athol, MA - There are times when a story takes a dogleg turn, taking you in an entirely different direction. There are even times...
Spike Lee is in black and white on a black background with the GMC logo, an Oscar, and more. He came up with a movie idea after hearing two people compare the 2019 GMC Terrain vs 2019 Chevy Equinox.

In Pursuit of “Best Picture,” Spike Lee’s Next Movie Focuses on Black Car

New York, New York – Fresh off another Best Picture loss at the Academy Awards, director Spike Lee has decided to change up his...
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GMC SUV Prepares To Scale Border Wall

“The ramp needs a bit more elevation!” yelled Tommy McCallahan as he put the finishing touches on a ramp in his back yard. Generally,...
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Lin-Manuel Writing New Hip-Hop Musical Based on GM CEO

NEW YORK CITY - Fresh off his hit Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” and starring appearance in “Mary Poppins,” Lin-Manuel Miranda is once again planning...