An MRI image of two heads shows brains with a fried egg and an egg still in a shell.

Why Are You so Stupid?

Now, before you email me a lengthy analysis of your own stupidity, answering this question in great detail and with numerous charts and graphs,...
A man is standing behind a white car with his boxes of cleaning supplies.

Manufacturers Begin Work on Car That Can Work From Home

With everything going on and the world basically falling apart, the need for cars has been cut down pretty slim. Employers are sending their...
Characters from the Avengers are wearing masks for Coronavirus.

Hollywood Planning New “Cars” Movie and More

Life during a pandemic can be tough, we all know that, but fortunately for all of us, there are people out there willing to...
Hospital staff in masks and gloves are clapping for an Isolation All-Star Award.

Seven Pro Quarantine Tips from an Isolation All-Star!

Friends, if you’re anything like me, then dear G-d what’s wrong with you!? Why would you do this? Why!? Now the rest of you,...
A couple is taking keys from a car salesman while they all wear face masks to prevent the virus, which is in an issue in live auto news.

Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”

In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too...
E-water bikes are riding towards an angry man in a boat, which may be an issue in live auto news.

Now You Can Hate Cyclists on Land and Water

While we might be stretching the definition of live auto news to include this particular story, the way we figure it, “if it’s good...
In live auto news, a man in a suit is pointing while a hovercraft flies above an advanced civilization with an Uber Eats sign.

Hyundai Partners with Uber to Develop Air Taxi

As with most any industry show, the annual Consumer Electronics Show is always a great source for live auto news. And at the 2020...
John Cho is next to the child from The Grudge, who is sitting on a Kia in front of Kia Motors, which has been in live auto news recently.

Does KIA Have an Axe to Grind With ‘The Grudge’?

Lovers of the psychological horror film genre are likely to be familiar with the Japanese film franchise Ju-On. Translated roughly to 'curse grudge', the...
Elon Musk, who is popular in live auto news, is shown with a Decepticon mask and an explosion.

Elon Musk is Not a Decepticon Servant (and Other Comforting Lies)

This may not come as much of a surprise, but the evidence to suggest that Elon Musk is a servant of the Decepticons has...
A ghost car that has been mentioned in live auto news is driving on a foggy road at night.

The Ghost Car Epidemic No One is Talking About

If you’re interested in live auto news like I am, and you watch for the signs and secret signals that we all know are...