A man is shown standing on Mars in front of the NASA rover.

Mars Rover Sorely Lacking Flair, Complain Gearheads

Traveling over 300 million miles in six months and landing with pinpoint accuracy, NASA’s Mars rover Perseverance is a marvel of modern...
A white 2022 Kia Carnival is shown with a clown on its roof, parked outside of a circus tent.

Kia Introduces a Clown Car for the 21st Century

I’ve always said the auto industry is a big tent: there’s room for all and something for everyone beneath its wide, striped...
A black and white image shows the Apple iCar .

Huge Leak: Major Info about the Apple Car

Whether you’re interested in auto news or simply have ears and eyes, you’ve probably heard some sort of scuttlebutt about an Apple...
A blue truck full of Stouffer's meatballs is parked in front of a group of protesters.

Introducing the Ford Chassis Cab Insurrection Edition

Friends, as you well know, I consider myself an unassailable bastion of automotive journalistic integrity and a man that can eat an unreasonable number...
Three early 2021 events are shown: Adam Johnson stealing the podium, Bernie Sanders wearing mittens, and Game Stop being handed a pile of money.

Hold GME: One Man’s Story

By the end of 2020, I thought nothing could surprise me anymore; then we had 31 days of January, and now I don’t know...
A couple is behind a broken heart with a key because the auto industry is contributing to divorce in today's live auto news.

Auto Industry Driving Divorces in the New Millennium

Friends, today I’m here to talk to you about something most people seem to be ignoring: divorce rates in the US are on the...
A Ford plant worker is in front of the desert Monolith.

The 2020 Monoliths: Message and Miracle

2020 was a year of interesting times. From plagues and protests to violence and elections, no matter where you looked, the world was an...
A side-by-side is shown of a virus cell and Mary Barra with hearts floating over them.

COVID and Auto Industry Booming Together

One of the reasons romantic comedies are so popular is that, deep down, everyone enjoys a good love story. We all like to see...
A Tesla has a car fire that is being put out by firefighters on the highway.

The Problem With Electric Vehicles

According to a recent report released by the National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB), only about half of fire departments in this fair nation of...
An MRI image of two heads shows brains with a fried egg and an egg still in a shell.

Why Are You so Stupid?

Now, before you email me a lengthy analysis of your own stupidity, answering this question in great detail and with numerous charts and graphs,...
A man is standing behind a white car with his boxes of cleaning supplies.

Manufacturers Begin Work on Car That Can Work From Home

With everything going on and the world basically falling apart, the need for cars has been cut down pretty slim. Employers are sending their...
Characters from the Avengers are wearing masks for Coronavirus.

Hollywood Planning New “Cars” Movie and More

Life during a pandemic can be tough, we all know that, but fortunately for all of us, there are people out there willing to...
Hospital staff in masks and gloves are clapping for an Isolation All-Star Award.

Seven Pro Quarantine Tips from an Isolation All-Star!

Friends, if you’re anything like me, then dear G-d what’s wrong with you!? Why would you do this? Why!? Now the rest of you,...
A couple is taking keys from a car salesman while they all wear face masks to prevent the virus, which is in an issue in live auto news.

Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”

In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too...
E-water bikes are riding towards an angry man in a boat, which may be an issue in live auto news.

Now You Can Hate Cyclists on Land and Water

While we might be stretching the definition of live auto news to include this particular story, the way we figure it, “if it’s good...
In live auto news, a man in a suit is pointing while a hovercraft flies above an advanced civilization with an Uber Eats sign.

Hyundai Partners with Uber to Develop Air Taxi

As with most any industry show, the annual Consumer Electronics Show is always a great source for live auto news. And at the 2020...
John Cho is next to the child from The Grudge, who is sitting on a Kia in front of Kia Motors, which has been in live auto news recently.

Does KIA Have an Axe to Grind With ‘The Grudge’?

Lovers of the psychological horror film genre are likely to be familiar with the Japanese film franchise Ju-On. Translated roughly to 'curse grudge', the...
Elon Musk, who is popular in live auto news, is shown with a Decepticon mask and an explosion.

Elon Musk is Not a Decepticon Servant (and Other Comforting Lies)

This may not come as much of a surprise, but the evidence to suggest that Elon Musk is a servant of the Decepticons has...
A ghost car that has been mentioned in live auto news is driving on a foggy road at night.

The Ghost Car Epidemic No One is Talking About

If you’re interested in live auto news like I am, and you watch for the signs and secret signals that we all know are...
Jeffrey Epstein's face is shown in front of a hearing relating to live auto news.

GM Criticized for Referring to Discontinued Models as “Epsteins” (Because They Didn’t Kill Themselves)

It seems fair to say that - in the future, when the definitive history of General Motors is put to record - 2019 may...