A man is shown with his hand on his forehead as small Chevy Bolt EVs and EUVs float behind him.

Chevy Announces Return of Bolt EV and Future Plans

Recently, drivers were saddened to learn that the Chevy Bolt EV was being discontinued. As the most affordable and impressively flammable electric vehicle on...
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Kevin Spacey Accused of Taking Ford F-150 for Test Drive Without Consent

Hollywood, CA— To say that actor Kevin Spacey has had a fall from grace in light of the accusations made against him a few...
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True Patriots Show Patriotism via Patriotic Patriotism!

Friends, as you know, it’s Independence Day, the Fourth of July, when Jesus Christ delivered the Declaration of Independence to America some 247 years...
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Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God

If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, once-in-a-lifetime journalistic work—which has been lauded as the most important writing of...
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Take Advantage of Secret Car Tax Write-Offs

Want to know how much you love your nation? Consider this: do you love paying your federal income tax, looking forward to it each...
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Tesla Disappoints

As a journalist, one of the most important things to me is clarity with my audience: providing you with a clear vision of what...
Two woman and a man are shown in front of a black 2021 McLaren Senna.

New Evidence Confirms What We All Knew

Fast car = small penis. How’s that for an attention-grabbing opening line? My editor has been riding me lately about how I start so...
Millennials are shown next to supplies on fire and winter traffic.

5 Ways Millennials Can Keep Their Car Running Great This Winter

The holidays might be behind us, but winter’s just getting started –– it’s easy to forget that winter doesn’t begin until December 21st and...
A baby in a carseat is shown in a Bolt EV next to a fireman.

Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline

It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting...
A maroon Honda Accord is shown in a crusher after leaving a lot that had used Hondas for sale.

We Talked to an Aging Honda Accord Who Argues for the Right to Commit...

One of the most controversial topics that have been heavily debated for the past few decades is euthanasia. Until his passing in 2011, Dr....
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Pregnant Women in the HOV Lane and Other Stupid Things

As we all know, High-Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lanes are designed to allow vehicles with two or more people in them to have their exclusive...
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Musk Announces Exciting New Tesla Features

Elon Musk is in the headlines every goddamn day, and I blame all of you for it. But since that’s what you – my...
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BMW Reveals More Than They Realize

If you’ve been paying attention to the world of automotive news lately, then you’ve no doubt heard a fair amount of kerfuffle over the...
A close-up shows the wheel of a black 2022 GMC Yukon Denali.

GMC Adds More Denali Trims Than Ever Before!

The one thing I can always appreciate about the auto industry is that they know when to stop at a good thing. Sure, car...
A 2023 Chevy Blazer EV PPV is shown.

Chevy Announces Exciting New Features for Police Vehicles

It’s no secret that folks like you and me are only a small part of the customer base that provides income for massive corporations...
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New Car-Buying Strategies for Modern Times

There was once a time long ago when giant sloths still roamed the land where you could simply go to a dealership, look a...
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Car Possessions Are Surging!

When looking at the health of the auto industry, there are many different markers that people like to consider and signs that can help...
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Bentley Trades in Reputation for NFT Profits

Bentley Motors Limited is one of the most prestigious and well-respected names in the auto industry, with more than a century of legendary reputation...
A white SUV is shown from the rear covered in quotes after leaving one of the Albany car dealers.

Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Car Salesman

There's a group of old men who eat breakfast every morning at the local diner. Clad in plaid shirts, blue jeans, and Dr. Scholl’s,...
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Auto Industry Implores Americans to “Stop Shooting Each Other!”

No matter what side of the aisle you fall on, what your belief system may be, and what you feel the correct solution is,...