Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God
If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, once-in-a-lifetime journalistic work—which has been lauded as the most important writing of...
Take Advantage of Secret Car Tax Write-Offs
Want to know how much you love your nation? Consider this: do you love paying your federal income tax, looking forward to it each...
Tesla Disappoints
As a journalist, one of the most important things to me is clarity with my audience: providing you with a clear vision of what...
New Evidence Confirms What We All Knew
Fast car = small penis. How’s that for an attention-grabbing opening line? My editor has been riding me lately about how I start so...
5 Ways Millennials Can Keep Their Car Running Great This Winter
The holidays might be behind us, but winter’s just getting started –– it’s easy to forget that winter doesn’t begin until December 21st and...
Bolt EV Burned Your Family to Death? GM Launches New Support Hotline
It’s no secret that the Chevy Bolt EV has been lighting itself on fire for at least a couple of years now, often resulting...
We Talked to an Aging Honda Accord Who Argues for the Right to Commit...
One of the most controversial topics that have been heavily debated for the past few decades is euthanasia. Until his passing in 2011, Dr....
Pregnant Women in the HOV Lane and Other Stupid Things
As we all know, High-Occupancy Vehicle (HOV) lanes are designed to allow vehicles with two or more people in them to have their exclusive...
Musk Announces Exciting New Tesla Features
Elon Musk is in the headlines every goddamn day, and I blame all of you for it. But since that’s what you – my...
BMW Reveals More Than They Realize
If you’ve been paying attention to the world of automotive news lately, then you’ve no doubt heard a fair amount of kerfuffle over the...
GMC Adds More Denali Trims Than Ever Before!
The one thing I can always appreciate about the auto industry is that they know when to stop at a good thing. Sure, car...
Chevy Announces Exciting New Features for Police Vehicles
It’s no secret that folks like you and me are only a small part of the customer base that provides income for massive corporations...
New Car-Buying Strategies for Modern Times
There was once a time long ago when giant sloths still roamed the land where you could simply go to a dealership, look a...
Car Possessions Are Surging!
When looking at the health of the auto industry, there are many different markers that people like to consider and signs that can help...
Bentley Trades in Reputation for NFT Profits
Bentley Motors Limited is one of the most prestigious and well-respected names in the auto industry, with more than a century of legendary reputation...
Things You Shouldn’t Say to a Car Salesman
There's a group of old men who eat breakfast every morning at the local diner. Clad in plaid shirts, blue jeans, and Dr. Scholl’s,...
Auto Industry Implores Americans to “Stop Shooting Each Other!”
No matter what side of the aisle you fall on, what your belief system may be, and what you feel the correct solution is,...
Lemon Exclusive: BMW Developing New Test-Drive Experience!
If you’ve been considering buying a BMW, then you might want to hold off a bit longer before heading to your nearest BMW dealer....
From Carjacking to Car-Hacking!
The future is now, my friends, and it… sucks. Just when we thought we’d run out of new and exciting things to be worried...
Auto Industry Working to Improve Self-Driving Cars
If you’ve shopped for a car recently, then you’ve certainly heard all about the various types of impressive technology that companies are working on...
