A Ford F-150 for sale is shown with the hood open.

Ford Announces Prayer to Replace All Routine Maintenance

The recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent ruling that allows prayer back in public schools has caused quite a commotion, as...
A person is shown trying to figure out the right metric to use to judge a 2022 Ford F-250 vs 2022 Ram 2500 HD comparison.

Choosing the Right Truck Based on Real Numbers

One thing I’ll never forget is the advice that my grandfather gave me on his deathbed; he said, “Passion belongs in the bedroom, not...
A grey 2022 Ford Mustang is shown blurred out on a beach.

Facing Low Membership, Topless Beach Opens to Convertibles

Established over 55 years ago on the shores of Lake Winnipompac, Mel & Noma’s Topless Beach has long been a destination for sun worshipers...
An excel sheet shows NFT created by and enterprising Ford dealer.

Ford Dealership Enters NFT Market

If there’s one thing that can be said about the auto industry, it’s that the market lives and dies by innovation. The most popular...
A puzzle is shown with a piece missing, through the hole is a microchip.

With Chips in Short Supply, Auto Industry Continues to Innovate

Friends, as I’m sure you already know, the infamous microchip shortage continues to march on into its second year. Despite the fact that some...
The Ford and Chevy logos are shown above the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500.

Ford and Chevy Battle for Supremacy

For decades now, the big truck manufacturers have been fighting each other in an ever-growing arms race for top numbers. It only takes a...
An olympic starting line is shown with the olympics logo over it before the race between the 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 and the 2022 Ford F-150

Lax Olympic Rules Open Up Competition to Trucks, SUVs, Tanks

International athletic competitions could soon become unrecognizable as a controversial decision from the recent Winter Olympic games threatens to establish a new precedent in...
Multiple 2022 Ford F-150's are shown from behind forming a blockade.

Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised

Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
A man is shown using a laptop with a phone in his hand in a dark room after lookin up 'Certified Pre-Owned Ford dealer'.

Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!

Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
A 2022 Ford Bronco Sport G.O.A.T. Cheese Souffle recipe card is shown.

The Latest in Tik-Tok Trends: Cooking in Cars

I’m always looking to catch the latest trends on Tik-Tok, and I decided to see if I can start a new one by baking...
A 'Dear Santa' list is shown at a Ford F-150 dealer.

Huge Ford Leak: CEO’s Shocking Letter Exposed!

Friends, I take my job as an auto industry insider and investigative reporter very seriously, which is why I work so hard to bring...
Ford dealer and GM dealer logos are shown over notice of lawsuit paperwork.

Ford Lawyers Up, Takes All Comers in Copyright Wars

Far from being discouraged by a recent lawsuit, Ford is now looking to extend its reach far beyond the automotive world. Recently accused by...
A blue 2022 Ford F-150 Lightning and a grey 2022 Tesla Cybertruck are shown during a 2022 Ford F-150 Lightning vs 2022 Tesla Cybertruck comparison.

F-150 Lightning or Cybertruck: Which is More Practical to Charge?

If you’re at all interested in an electric pickup, then you’re probably keeping a close eye on these two popular models that have been...
A red 2022 Ford Maverick is shown in front of a neon light Ford sign at a Ford Maverick dealer.

4 Reasons I’m Excited about the Ford Maverick

If there’s one thing I’ve been hoping for during the last 18 months of uncertainty, madness, and despair, it’s that Ford would introduce another...
A silhouette of the sexiest truck alive is shown during a 2021 Ram 1500 vs 2021 Ford F-150 comparison.

Which is Sexier: Ram 1500 or Ford F-150?

Since the dawn of time, humanity has been driven by a number of basic needs: food, shelter, and a mind-numbing desire to gyrate aggressively...
The trunk of an SUV is filled with luggage and wine during a 2021 Ford Explorer vs 2021 Kia Telluride comparison.

‘Wine’ Added to ‘O’Clock’ in Historic Town Vote and Moms Everywhere Finally Have Hope

Sally McCreary can still hardly believe it. After years of hiding her afternoon “Mom Juice” in a Yeti rambler, she feels redeemed. “We finally...
Gloved hands are holding a computer chip, which is facing a shortage in today's live auto news.

Amidst Chip Shortage, Auto Industry Looks for Radical Solutions

My frequent readers will know that I have three skills: eloquence and a knack for crafting exquisite sentences, the ability to restate...
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Cuomo Impeachment Investigation Unearths Ford Scandal

Beleaguered New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo was dealt a new blow this afternoon, and it hit him like a Certified Pre-Owned...
A hand holding up two fingers and a hand holing up five are shown in front of a dark grey 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor.

7 Alternate Uses for the Ford Raptor

The 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor has long been a popular go-to for stark-raving truck enthusiasts. Its fans are well aware of how...
A close up shows a confused man trying to figure out the difference between the 2021 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Ram 1500.

The 2021 Ford F-150 and the 2021 Ram 1500: How Do I Tell Them...

I know what you are thinking; they have the name written on the side, so that's probably a good first indication. But what if...