Lax Olympic Rules Open Up Competition to Trucks, SUVs, Tanks
International athletic competitions could soon become unrecognizable as a controversial decision from the recent Winter Olympic games threatens to establish a new precedent in...
Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised
Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!
Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
The Latest in Tik-Tok Trends: Cooking in Cars
I’m always looking to catch the latest trends on Tik-Tok, and I decided to see if I can start a new one by baking...
Huge Ford Leak: CEO’s Shocking Letter Exposed!
Friends, I take my job as an auto industry insider and investigative reporter very seriously, which is why I work so hard to bring...
Ford Lawyers Up, Takes All Comers in Copyright Wars
Far from being discouraged by a recent lawsuit, Ford is now looking to extend its reach far beyond the automotive world. Recently accused by...
F-150 Lightning or Cybertruck: Which is More Practical to Charge?
If you’re at all interested in an electric pickup, then you’re probably keeping a close eye on these two popular models that have been...
4 Reasons I’m Excited about the Ford Maverick
If there’s one thing I’ve been hoping for during the last 18 months of uncertainty, madness, and despair, it’s that Ford would introduce another...
Which is Sexier: Ram 1500 or Ford F-150?
Since the dawn of time, humanity has been driven by a number of basic needs: food, shelter, and a mind-numbing desire to gyrate aggressively...
‘Wine’ Added to ‘O’Clock’ in Historic Town Vote and Moms Everywhere Finally Have Hope
Sally McCreary can still hardly believe it. After years of hiding her afternoon “Mom Juice” in a Yeti rambler, she feels redeemed. “We finally...
Amidst Chip Shortage, Auto Industry Looks for Radical Solutions
My frequent readers will know that I have three skills: eloquence and a knack for crafting exquisite sentences, the ability to restate...
Cuomo Impeachment Investigation Unearths Ford Scandal
Beleaguered New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo was dealt a new blow this afternoon, and it hit him like a Certified Pre-Owned...
7 Alternate Uses for the Ford Raptor
The 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor has long been a popular go-to for stark-raving truck enthusiasts. Its fans are well aware of how...
The 2021 Ford F-150 and the 2021 Ram 1500: How Do I Tell Them...
I know what you are thinking; they have the name written on the side, so that's probably a good first indication. But what if...
Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?
Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
The Lord of the Compact Crossovers: The Two Transports
As a woodland elf, there is only one thing I love in this world. That’s getting the best of dwarves. While my people sought...
It’s Time To Rethink Cincinnati Marathons…Using Ford Trucks
Americans have spoken. They don't want to throw their lives away, busting their knees every so often through the horrors of a marathon. Yes,...
Former Prez Trump Enters Rehab For Twitter Addiction
It’s tiring running the country (…into the ground), and unfortunately, all that stress can sometimes lead to maladaptive coping behaviors. Leadership by tyranny on...
The 2020 Monoliths: Message and Miracle
2020 was a year of interesting times. From plagues and protests to violence and elections, no matter where you looked, the world was an...
Fishmonger’s Buying Guide: Camaro vs. Mustang
I’ve received a number of requests for more in-depth reviews and explorations of what different vehicles have to offer, such as the 2021 Chevy...
