A white 2025 Ford F-151 is shown parked on a beach featuring an advertisement for Malibu Rum.

Ford to Partner With Malibu Rum for the F-151

MONTE RIO, Calif. — The Ford Motor Company has released a statement announcing a new truck model based largely on their best-selling light-duty F-150....
Ten people are shown yawning near a white 2023 Ford F-150 XL.

The Four Best Features of the Worst Ford F-150

Do you like shiny, powerful, impressive trucks that ride real tall, have rumbly-bumbly engines, and can tow a bunch of weight behind them? If...
A basketball coach is shown standing near a brown 1999 Ford Excursion trying to find used SUVs for sale.

Florida Man Still Drives Ford Excursion, Claims It Has Nothing to Do With Size...

DAYTONA BEACH, FL — The SUV has achieved widespread popularity as the ideal choice of transportation in modern America, and a major part of...
A group of protestors hold signs and protest a Ford dealer.

Ford Abandons New Environmental Initiatives, Claims Climate Change Is “Hoax”

DETROIT, MI — For over 100 years, Ford has symbolized American ingenuity and innovation. From its role in ushering in the golden age of...
A security cam photograph depicting actor Kevin Spacey standing nervously in front of a Ford dealership after violating several Ford trucks for sale.

Kevin Spacey Accused of Taking Ford F-150 for Test Drive Without Consent

Hollywood, CA— To say that actor Kevin Spacey has had a fall from grace in light of the accusations made against him a few...
A person is shown holding a dart and covering his eyes.

Ford Raises Prices to Cut Prices to Raise Prices to Cut

There are some people who will tell you that time is a linear series of events, happening only in a straight line, uninterrupted, from...
A picture of a red 2024 Chevy Equinox EV is shown being held up to a 1994 Ford Explorer.

1994 Ford Explorer Now Identifies as 2024 Chevy Equinox

COLUMBIA, TN — In today's world of increased awareness regarding gender identity and dysphoria, we've learned to become more tolerant and understanding of queer...
A family is shown in front of a house with a helicopter overhead after someone searched for a used Ford Escape for sale.

I Tried to Buy a Ford Escape and Stumbled Into an Underground Operation

I was recently shopping around for a used Ford Escape for sale. My friend had warned me that today there are a lot of...
Caitlyn Jenner is shown near a Ford truck.

Ford Jumps on Bandwagon With Their Own Trans Icon

On April 1, 2023, transgender influencer (of those two words, the latter is the objectionable one) Dylan Mulvaney posted a video of herself cracking...
People are shown shaking hands in front of a Ford F-150 for sale near Citrus Heights, CA.

Fuel Up More Often and Build Your Brand

To get ahead in this world, you have to make connections, and the Ford Motor Company is here to help. Recently, the Ford Motor...
A red 2024 Ford Escape for sale is shown from the side on fire.

Ford Announces Self-Destruct Feature for the 2024 Ford Escape

For those of you who consider yourselves tech-savvy, recent innovations made throughout the automotive industry must be a source of considerable excitement. Many are...
Jim Farley is shown with Joe Biden and Ben Shapiro puppets after policy changes on used Ford F-150 for sale.

Ford Announces It Will No Longer Sell Vehicles to Those With Good Credit

DETROIT, MI — Ford has existed as a symbol of Americana, innovation, and versatility for well over a century. They've always provided options for...
A female is shown toasting to commercial truck sales in NJ.

Sales of Commercial Trucks Spike in NY and Nearby Area

As an automotive journalist, I don’t usually pay attention to things like sales figures for vehicles or other types of news. That’s not what...
Used truck sales - Karen

Ford Announces the 2024 F-150 “Karen Edition”

As one of the most popular vehicles on the road today, the Ford F-150 is a symbol of Americana and, for many, a sacred...
Gordon Ramsey is shown arguing with a driver on which is better in a 2023 Ford Explorer vs 2023 Kia Telluride showdown.

New Gordon Ramsey-voiced GPS Tells You How Terrible of a Driver You Are

TULSA, OK — The last time we visited Kingston Kia, it was for a feature entitled "2023 Ford Explorer vs 2023 Kia Telluride; Which...
A white 2023 Ford F-450 is shown from the front at an angle.

Ford Releases New Jock-Nerd Hybrid

Mixing the power of gasoline with the power of electricity has become old hat—and, besides, it's never really had much appeal for the kind...
A white 2023 Ford Explorer is shown in a sauna.

80’s Wrestling Icon Gets Steamy About the Ford Explorer

In recent years, former professional wrestler “The Iron Sheik” has gained a second career as a social media darling. Known for his unchained personality...
Children are shown being targeted by pedestrian destruction technology after exiting a 2023 Ford F-450.

Ford Replaces “Pedestrian Detection” with “Pedestrian Destruction” For All 2024 Models

The innovation and further development in the automotive industry have always been impressive. Among the brands that have always sought to shift the paradigm...
A woman is shown standing in front of a red 2023 Ford F-150.

Basement Dwelling Incel Intimidated at the Prospect of Woman Driving a Truck

A notable aspect of the automotive industry is its inclusiveness. It’s a world that’s constantly evolving, both in terms of technological innovation and the...
A truck is shown from behind with the bed replaced with cardboard after leaving an Albany F-150 dealer.

NY Truck Dealer in League With Communist China Angers Truck Drivers

ALBANY, NY - Local Albany F-150 dealer Wellington Cheapskate will appear in court this coming Sunday to appeal his conviction of selling trucks without...