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Lax Olympic Rules Open Up Competition to Trucks, SUVs, Tanks

International athletic competitions could soon become unrecognizable as a controversial decision from the recent Winter Olympic games threatens to establish a new precedent in...
Multiple 2022 Ford F-150's are shown from behind forming a blockade.

Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised

Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
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Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!

Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
A 2022 Ford Bronco Sport G.O.A.T. Cheese Souffle recipe card is shown.

The Latest in Tik-Tok Trends: Cooking in Cars

I’m always looking to catch the latest trends on Tik-Tok, and I decided to see if I can start a new one by baking...
A 'Dear Santa' list is shown at a Ford F-150 dealer.

Huge Ford Leak: CEO’s Shocking Letter Exposed!

Friends, I take my job as an auto industry insider and investigative reporter very seriously, which is why I work so hard to bring...
Ford dealer and GM dealer logos are shown over notice of lawsuit paperwork.

Ford Lawyers Up, Takes All Comers in Copyright Wars

Far from being discouraged by a recent lawsuit, Ford is now looking to extend its reach far beyond the automotive world. Recently accused by...
A blue 2022 Ford F-150 Lightning and a grey 2022 Tesla Cybertruck are shown during a 2022 Ford F-150 Lightning vs 2022 Tesla Cybertruck comparison.

F-150 Lightning or Cybertruck: Which is More Practical to Charge?

If you’re at all interested in an electric pickup, then you’re probably keeping a close eye on these two popular models that have been...
A red 2022 Ford Maverick is shown in front of a neon light Ford sign at a Ford Maverick dealer.

4 Reasons I’m Excited about the Ford Maverick

If there’s one thing I’ve been hoping for during the last 18 months of uncertainty, madness, and despair, it’s that Ford would introduce another...
A silhouette of the sexiest truck alive is shown during a 2021 Ram 1500 vs 2021 Ford F-150 comparison.

Which is Sexier: Ram 1500 or Ford F-150?

Since the dawn of time, humanity has been driven by a number of basic needs: food, shelter, and a mind-numbing desire to gyrate aggressively...
The trunk of an SUV is filled with luggage and wine during a 2021 Ford Explorer vs 2021 Kia Telluride comparison.

‘Wine’ Added to ‘O’Clock’ in Historic Town Vote and Moms Everywhere Finally Have Hope

Sally McCreary can still hardly believe it. After years of hiding her afternoon “Mom Juice” in a Yeti rambler, she feels redeemed. “We finally...
Gloved hands are holding a computer chip, which is facing a shortage in today's live auto news.

Amidst Chip Shortage, Auto Industry Looks for Radical Solutions

My frequent readers will know that I have three skills: eloquence and a knack for crafting exquisite sentences, the ability to restate...
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Cuomo Impeachment Investigation Unearths Ford Scandal

Beleaguered New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo was dealt a new blow this afternoon, and it hit him like a Certified Pre-Owned...
A hand holding up two fingers and a hand holing up five are shown in front of a dark grey 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor.

7 Alternate Uses for the Ford Raptor

The 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor has long been a popular go-to for stark-raving truck enthusiasts. Its fans are well aware of how...
A close up shows a confused man trying to figure out the difference between the 2021 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Ram 1500.

The 2021 Ford F-150 and the 2021 Ram 1500: How Do I Tell Them...

I know what you are thinking; they have the name written on the side, so that's probably a good first indication. But what if...
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Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?

Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
The silhouettes of the Fellowship of the Ring characters are in front of a Ford dealership.

The Lord of the Compact Crossovers: The Two Transports

As a woodland elf, there is only one thing I love in this world. That’s getting the best of dwarves. While my people sought...
A marathon runner is laying on the ground in front of a black Ford F-150 that left a Ford dealers in Cincinnati.

It’s Time To Rethink Cincinnati Marathons…Using Ford Trucks

Americans have spoken. They don't want to throw their lives away, busting their knees every so often through the horrors of a marathon. Yes,...
Donald Trump is in front of annoyed people after getting his 2021 Ford Escape Hybrid.

Former Prez Trump Enters Rehab For Twitter Addiction

It’s tiring running the country (…into the ground), and unfortunately, all that stress can sometimes lead to maladaptive coping behaviors. Leadership by tyranny on...
A Ford plant worker is in front of the desert Monolith.

The 2020 Monoliths: Message and Miracle

2020 was a year of interesting times. From plagues and protests to violence and elections, no matter where you looked, the world was an...
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Fishmonger’s Buying Guide: Camaro vs. Mustang

I’ve received a number of requests for more in-depth reviews and explorations of what different vehicles have to offer, such as the 2021 Chevy...