Ford, McDonald’s Unite: Lease Any Super Duty, Get Free McNuggets
CHICAGO, Ill. — An announcement from the McDonald’s Corporation has left consumers both impressed and confused.
Amy Jamieson, the Director for US Field Communications and...
Ford to Partner With Malibu Rum for the F-151
MONTE RIO, Calif. — The Ford Motor Company has released a statement announcing a new truck model based largely on their best-selling light-duty F-150....
The Four Best Features of the Worst Ford F-150
Do you like shiny, powerful, impressive trucks that ride real tall, have rumbly-bumbly engines, and can tow a bunch of weight behind them? If...
Florida Man Still Drives Ford Excursion, Claims It Has Nothing to Do With Size...
DAYTONA BEACH, FL — The SUV has achieved widespread popularity as the ideal choice of transportation in modern America, and a major part of...
Ford Abandons New Environmental Initiatives, Claims Climate Change Is “Hoax”
DETROIT, MI — For over 100 years, Ford has symbolized American ingenuity and innovation. From its role in ushering in the golden age of...
Kevin Spacey Accused of Taking Ford F-150 for Test Drive Without Consent
Hollywood, CA— To say that actor Kevin Spacey has had a fall from grace in light of the accusations made against him a few...
Ford Raises Prices to Cut Prices to Raise Prices to Cut
There are some people who will tell you that time is a linear series of events, happening only in a straight line, uninterrupted, from...
1994 Ford Explorer Now Identifies as 2024 Chevy Equinox
COLUMBIA, TN — In today's world of increased awareness regarding gender identity and dysphoria, we've learned to become more tolerant and understanding of queer...
I Tried to Buy a Ford Escape and Stumbled Into an Underground Operation
I was recently shopping around for a used Ford Escape for sale. My friend had warned me that today there are a lot of...
Ford Jumps on Bandwagon With Their Own Trans Icon
On April 1, 2023, transgender influencer (of those two words, the latter is the objectionable one) Dylan Mulvaney posted a video of herself cracking...
Fuel Up More Often and Build Your Brand
To get ahead in this world, you have to make connections, and the Ford Motor Company is here to help. Recently, the Ford Motor...
Ford Announces Self-Destruct Feature for the 2024 Ford Escape
For those of you who consider yourselves tech-savvy, recent innovations made throughout the automotive industry must be a source of considerable excitement. Many are...
Ford Announces It Will No Longer Sell Vehicles to Those With Good Credit
DETROIT, MI — Ford has existed as a symbol of Americana, innovation, and versatility for well over a century. They've always provided options for...
Sales of Commercial Trucks Spike in NY and Nearby Area
As an automotive journalist, I don’t usually pay attention to things like sales figures for vehicles or other types of news. That’s not what...
Ford Announces the 2024 F-150 “Karen Edition”
As one of the most popular vehicles on the road today, the Ford F-150 is a symbol of Americana and, for many, a sacred...
New Gordon Ramsey-voiced GPS Tells You How Terrible of a Driver You Are
TULSA, OK — The last time we visited Kingston Kia, it was for a feature entitled "2023 Ford Explorer vs 2023 Kia Telluride; Which...
Ford Releases New Jock-Nerd Hybrid
Mixing the power of gasoline with the power of electricity has become old hat—and, besides, it's never really had much appeal for the kind...
80’s Wrestling Icon Gets Steamy About the Ford Explorer
In recent years, former professional wrestler “The Iron Sheik” has gained a second career as a social media darling. Known for his unchained personality...
Ford Replaces “Pedestrian Detection” with “Pedestrian Destruction” For All 2024 Models
The innovation and further development in the automotive industry have always been impressive. Among the brands that have always sought to shift the paradigm...
Basement Dwelling Incel Intimidated at the Prospect of Woman Driving a Truck
A notable aspect of the automotive industry is its inclusiveness. It’s a world that’s constantly evolving, both in terms of technological innovation and the...
