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Christmas Protesting Reaches All-New High

Okay. Full disclosure, this is the part where I was supposed to write a piece comparing the 2019 GMC Yukon vs 2019 Ford Expedition....
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Conspiracy Theorists Concerned About Ford’s Lack of Concern About Aliens

If you’re well-acclimated to meme culture (or even just the History Channel) you might be familiar with Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. While far from a...
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Focus Group Compares Ford SUVs to ‘Group of Girls You’d Meet at a Party’

Detroit, MI - Earlier this year, Ford announced that they would be refocusing their attention on their lineup of crossovers and SUV’s in the...
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High-End Matchmaking Services are Making “Certified Pre-Owned Spouses” a Thing

In today’s day-and-age, it seems that a successful business acumen has little to do with picking one area of focus and performing well in...
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Why the 2019 Ford Ecosport is a Game-Changer in Treating Clinical Mediocrity

Having just been introduced to the U.S market over a year ago, the 2019 Ford Ecosport may not have a lot of mileage behind...
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Ford Seatbelt Recall to Blame for Rise in Vigilante Crimefighters?

Washington, D.C. - In an unprecedented show of bipartisan cooperation, Capitol Hill lawmakers joined together today, to discuss the recall of nearly 2 million...
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Ford Targets “Family Loyalty” with Redneck Modeling (Because “Cousins Love It”)

Usually, when one hears the phrase ‘Ford models’ it conjures thoughts of the diverse number of offerings served up by the automaker, be it...
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Douche-y Car Salesman Finds Love Amidst Hurricane

Albany, NY - There’s an old Finnish saying about acquiring the right romantic partner, which says, “Oikean naisen kiinnipitämiseksi tarvitset kaksi ponia ja tuulen...
4 Shoppers Traumatized By The 2018 Honda Ridgeline

Concerned Consumers: 4 Shoppers Traumatized By The 2018 Honda Ridgeline

Recently, we tried to determine the victor of the 2018 Ford F-150 vs 2018 Honda Ridgeline battle. It took us only a few minutes...

NY TIMES Reveals Lowest-Selling Calendar of All-Time

Meet ‘Ford Flex,’ star of his own “super-sexy calendar.” Hmmm, actually… Meet Bill Ceryanek (aka ‘Ford Flex’) who, along with his wife Becky (aka ‘Bigg Bexx’)...