A hand holding up two fingers and a hand holing up five are shown in front of a dark grey 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor.

7 Alternate Uses for the Ford Raptor

The 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor has long been a popular go-to for stark-raving truck enthusiasts. Its fans are well aware of how...
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The 2021 Ford F-150 and the 2021 Ram 1500: How Do I Tell Them...

I know what you are thinking; they have the name written on the side, so that's probably a good first indication. But what if...
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Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?

Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
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The Lord of the Compact Crossovers: The Two Transports

As a woodland elf, there is only one thing I love in this world. That’s getting the best of dwarves. While my people sought...
A marathon runner is laying on the ground in front of a black Ford F-150 that left a Ford dealers in Cincinnati.

It’s Time To Rethink Cincinnati Marathons…Using Ford Trucks

Americans have spoken. They don't want to throw their lives away, busting their knees every so often through the horrors of a marathon. Yes,...
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Former Prez Trump Enters Rehab For Twitter Addiction

It’s tiring running the country (…into the ground), and unfortunately, all that stress can sometimes lead to maladaptive coping behaviors. Leadership by tyranny on...
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The 2020 Monoliths: Message and Miracle

2020 was a year of interesting times. From plagues and protests to violence and elections, no matter where you looked, the world was an...
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Fishmonger’s Buying Guide: Camaro vs. Mustang

I’ve received a number of requests for more in-depth reviews and explorations of what different vehicles have to offer, such as the 2021 Chevy...
A blue 2021 Ford F-150 is towing an airstream trailer down the highway after leaving a Ford diesel truck dealer.

2021 Ford F-150 Offer Lets Buyers Purchase Today, Pay Next Year if We Make...

It would be an understatement to say that 2020 has been a year for the books. From life-devouring wildfires to friend-ending election brawls, our...
A grey 2021 Ford Bronco Sport and 2021 Jeep Renegade in red are parked on dirt with black text that says 'the possibilities are relatively endless'.

Bravely Going Where No SUV Has Gone Before

The best thing about owning a compact SUV is all the wonderful things you are able to do. Not only can you climb up...
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Title: Ford Partnership With The WHO On Vaccine Transportation Leaves Some Americans Dumbfounded

There has been a bit of Twitter drama since the WHO (World Health Organization) announced its partnership with automotive manufacturer Ford in an attempt...
A Warthog is parked in front of a 2021 Ford Bronco Sport and 2021 Jeep Wrangler in the desert, which is a close comparison to the 2021 Ford Bronco Sport vs 2021 Jeep Renegade.

The Best off-Roader in the Universe Is Not a Bronco or a Jeep

Hello, fellow mud-heads! Boy, have I got exciting news for you. I was planning to break down a 2021 Ford Bronco Sport vs 2021...
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Have You Driven a Ford Lately?

There are things beyond our understanding in this universe. Quantum mechanics, the name of the girl sitting beneath the mountains, and the Ford Motor...
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The Ford Bronco, Bronco Sport, and Flavored Gelatin

If you’re one of my loyal readers (and you better be!), then you already know by now that I’m passionate about only a few...
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Ford Recalls are Worse Than We Feared

Recently, the good ol’ Ford Motor Company issued a recall on more than 700,000 vehicles here in the US for a fairly simple but...
A desert marauder has to choose between a 2020 Ford Fusion vs 2020 Hyundai Sonata during the apocalypse.

2020 Ford Fusion vs 2020 Hyundai Sonata: Which one will make a better Desert-Marauder...

As the world tilts ever closer to the jaws of oblivion, it becomes more and more pervasive in the zeitgeist of popular culture that...
A salesman is in front of a dealership with used Fords for sale, a sniper, and penguins.

9 Things to Look for in a Used Ford

If you’ve been on the internet at all in the last decade – I assume you have since you’re here right now – then...
A 2021 Ford Bronco Sport is shown from the side with the text 'top secret' over it.

What Ford Won’t Tell You about the Bronco Sport

The big moment has come and gone: Ford has finally released all of the details about the 2021 Ford Bronco Sport and its big...
A white 2020 Ford Fusion, a red 2020 Chevy Malibu and a referee are on the field of a football stadium.

Controversy Hits the 2020 Sedan Bowl

This year’s Sedan Bowl was set to be a divisive face-off between the 2020 Ford Fusion and the 2020 Chevy Malibu. A rapid red...
A man is punching through a computer in front of Joe Rogan and a UFC octagon showing a fight between a blue 2020 Chevy Malibu vs 2020 Ford Fusion.

I Can Beat Up the Chevy Malibu and Ford Fusion

The Internets, such as they are, are awash in articles, blog posts, videos, and thought-implant-imagery telling you what vehicle you should buy. If you...