Woman Takes Selfie with Jeep, Ruins Life
Los Angeles, CA - A woman’s recent decision to take a selfie with her new purchase may have solved the month-long debate of the...
Magician Buys Ford Escape for Act, Is Very Disappointed
Imagine spending $50,000 and realizing that your recent purchase doesn’t satisfy your (very) specific needs. That’s what happened recently to a Las Vegas entertainer...
Attentive GoT Viewers Spot Even More Errors
For anyone debating the pros and cons of the 2019 Ford Escape vs 2019 Hyundai Tucson, there’s no shortage of resources out there, designed...
Ford Won’t Play ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’
Everyone loves Kevin Bacon.
Well, most people love Kevin Bacon (our editor really loves Kevin Bacon, but that’s for another time). You kind of get...
New Game Simulates Feeling of Regret Following Car Purchase
San Francisco, CA - Partly inspired by new Ford lease deals, a hit new phone game is taking California by storm.
Miserable Incorporated, the company behind...
MLB Introduces “Least Valuable Player” Award, Will Give Winner 2019 Ford Expedition EL
Baltimore, Maryland – Move over, Mookie Betts… MLB is now looking to award baseball’s ‘Least Valuable Player.’ The league recently announced that they awarded...
New Netflix Series Addresses Ford Earnings Scandal
Scotts Valley, CA - As if most every Ford dealership wasn’t having hard enough time, pressured to sell off slow-moving inventory as they prepare...
Electrification of F-Series Sparks Unexpected Debate
After decades of discussion, debates and live auto news coverage regarding the energy crisis, the majority of automakers seem to be neck-in-neck with one...
Writer Releases Ford-Themed Erotic Novel
Fresh off her successful book “A Gronking to Remember,” author Lacey Noonan is looking to appeal to another type of audience. The erotic-fiction writer...
Google Plans Fuel Fear in the Buckeye State
It was recently announced that Google would be continuing to invest millions of dollars into the midwest with the proposed construction of data centers...
