A silver 2023 Ford Mustang is shown in front of a star.

Mach-E Deliveries Expected Sometime Before Heat Death of Universe

Buying a new car is easy: you roll into a dealership, berate the first salesman you see for a solid 17 minutes until he’s...

I Watched a Man Eat a 2022 Ford Bronco (So You Don’t Have To)

Before we go any further, I want to be very clear about something: there’s nothing I won’t do for my readers. I am, above...
The presidential seal is shown in front of a blackboard that has "truck loan forgiveness written on it" during a 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 comparison.

Truck Loan Forgiveness Program Calms Student Loan Anger

Those debating between the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 got a welcomed surprise this week with the announcement that the federal...
Two red 2022 Ford Explorer XT's are shown on a red background.

Pat the Patriot Sez: The “ST” in Ford Explorer ST Stands for “Socialist Takeover”

Folks, I’m a patriot. I bleed for the red, white, and blue. Am I excited when my country goes to war? Hell yeah, brother!...
A line of SUVs at a Ford F-150 dealer is shown.

Proud Boys Storm Ford Dealership After F-150 Loses Reader’s Choice Poll

It’s been over a year since the capital was stormed by a massive group of mouth-breathing mongoloids that we refer to as Trump supporters....
Cows are shown loaded into the back of a Blue 2022 Ford Explorer and a silver 2022 Chevy Traverse during a 2022 Ford Explorer vs 2022 Chevy Traverse comparison.

Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste

Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
A Ford F-150 for sale is shown with the hood open.

Ford Announces Prayer to Replace All Routine Maintenance

The recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent ruling that allows prayer back in public schools has caused quite a commotion, as...
A person is shown trying to figure out the right metric to use to judge a 2022 Ford F-250 vs 2022 Ram 2500 HD comparison.

Choosing the Right Truck Based on Real Numbers

One thing I’ll never forget is the advice that my grandfather gave me on his deathbed; he said, “Passion belongs in the bedroom, not...
A grey 2022 Ford Mustang is shown blurred out on a beach.

Facing Low Membership, Topless Beach Opens to Convertibles

Established over 55 years ago on the shores of Lake Winnipompac, Mel & Noma’s Topless Beach has long been a destination for sun worshipers...
An excel sheet shows NFT created by and enterprising Ford dealer.

Ford Dealership Enters NFT Market

If there’s one thing that can be said about the auto industry, it’s that the market lives and dies by innovation. The most popular...
A puzzle is shown with a piece missing, through the hole is a microchip.

With Chips in Short Supply, Auto Industry Continues to Innovate

Friends, as I’m sure you already know, the infamous microchip shortage continues to march on into its second year. Despite the fact that some...
The Ford and Chevy logos are shown above the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500.

Ford and Chevy Battle for Supremacy

For decades now, the big truck manufacturers have been fighting each other in an ever-growing arms race for top numbers. It only takes a...
An olympic starting line is shown with the olympics logo over it before the race between the 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 and the 2022 Ford F-150

Lax Olympic Rules Open Up Competition to Trucks, SUVs, Tanks

International athletic competitions could soon become unrecognizable as a controversial decision from the recent Winter Olympic games threatens to establish a new precedent in...
Multiple 2022 Ford F-150's are shown from behind forming a blockade.

Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised

Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
A man is shown using a laptop with a phone in his hand in a dark room after lookin up 'Certified Pre-Owned Ford dealer'.

Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!

Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
A black Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer is shown from the front on a rainy day.

A PSA on Vehicular Original Owner Abandonment and Emotional Distress Syndrome

The following is a Public Service Announcement from your Local Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer dealers. Has your Explorer been gloomy? Has it flashed its lights...
A 2022 Ford Bronco Sport G.O.A.T. Cheese Souffle recipe card is shown.

The Latest in Tik-Tok Trends: Cooking in Cars

I’m always looking to catch the latest trends on Tik-Tok, and I decided to see if I can start a new one by baking...
A 'Dear Santa' list is shown at a Ford F-150 dealer.

Huge Ford Leak: CEO’s Shocking Letter Exposed!

Friends, I take my job as an auto industry insider and investigative reporter very seriously, which is why I work so hard to bring...
Ford dealer and GM dealer logos are shown over notice of lawsuit paperwork.

Ford Lawyers Up, Takes All Comers in Copyright Wars

Far from being discouraged by a recent lawsuit, Ford is now looking to extend its reach far beyond the automotive world. Recently accused by...
A blue 2022 Ford F-150 Lightning and a grey 2022 Tesla Cybertruck are shown during a 2022 Ford F-150 Lightning vs 2022 Tesla Cybertruck comparison.

F-150 Lightning or Cybertruck: Which is More Practical to Charge?

If you’re at all interested in an electric pickup, then you’re probably keeping a close eye on these two popular models that have been...