Ford Dealership Closes (Like an Insecure Little B*tch)
While automotive news tends to take a more ‘big picture’ approach in terms of choosing headlines, The Lemon tends to look out for ‘the...
FORD: The Dangerous New Street Drug All Parents Need to Know About
To: The Editor
Fr: A Concerned Parent
Praise the Lord for internet search histories. As the God-fearing mother of a 15-year old boy, I recently became...
NE Fans Call Denver-based Cross Marketing of Ford Bronco “Wicked Quee-ah”
For New England football fans, 2018 is shaping up to be a hard year. It seems as though the hits keep coming, adding fuel...
2018 Ford Explorer: The Official Vehicle of Organized Student Walkouts
Will stronger gun reform legislation aid in reducing violent crimes? Or will it simple disarm, and penalize, lawful gun-owners placing 2nd Amendment rights under...
Ford Garners Animosity from Jewish Community
In a 1966 interview, John Lennon of The Beatles shared his views on religion with journalist Maureen Cleave stating, “Christianity will go. It will...
Editorial: To Every Couple Who Ever Did Over-the-Sweater Stuff in a Ford
Dearly Beloved… We are gathered here today to mourn the passing of Ford cars; specifically the classic sedan, after a long, excruciating battle with...
Lamest Friendship Pact Ever Leads to Tandem Suicide
In these often confusing times, judgment runs rampant. Not only are there so many individuals who fear societal change, be it interracial marriage or...
Zaxx Raptor: Inside the Mind of a Genius
As of late, industry headlines seem to indicate that Ford is committed to the proposition of reinventing themselves as a truly innovative automaker. From...
Steven Spielberg & Carmen Electra: Together at Last (Thanks Ford!)
“Name a more iconic duo…I’ll wait.”
The prevalence of such internet challenges provides a perfect depiction of the impactful nature of great pairings. Throughout history,...
Ford Patent Filing Blocked By Billionaire Playboy
It was recently reported by imaginethat.org that Ford might be investing their resources into the design and construction of a motorcycle / car hybrid....
Researchers Aim to Help Used Ford Owners
According to Dr. Peter Wang, scientists at the University of Bethesda MD have reported that they are fast-approaching the long-awaited results of their groundbreaking...
NY TIMES Reveals Lowest-Selling Calendar of All-Time
Meet ‘Ford Flex,’ star of his own “super-sexy calendar.”
Hmmm, actually…
Meet Bill Ceryanek (aka ‘Ford Flex’) who, along with his wife Becky (aka ‘Bigg Bexx’)...
Concerned Consumers: 4 Shoppers Traumatized By The 2018 Honda Ridgeline
Recently, we tried to determine the victor of the 2018 Ford F-150 vs 2018 Honda Ridgeline battle. It took us only a few minutes...
Ford Targets “Family Loyalty” with Redneck Modeling (Because “Cousins Love It”)
Usually, when one hears the phrase ‘Ford models’ it conjures thoughts of the diverse number of offerings served up by the automaker, be it...
Douche-y Car Salesman Finds Love Amidst Hurricane
Albany, NY - There’s an old Finnish saying about acquiring the right romantic partner, which says, “Oikean naisen kiinnipitämiseksi tarvitset kaksi ponia ja tuulen...
Ford Seatbelt Recall to Blame for Rise in Vigilante Crimefighters?
Washington, D.C. - In an unprecedented show of bipartisan cooperation, Capitol Hill lawmakers joined together today, to discuss the recall of nearly 2 million...
High-End Matchmaking Services are Making “Certified Pre-Owned Spouses” a Thing
In today’s day-and-age, it seems that a successful business acumen has little to do with picking one area of focus and performing well in...
Why the 2019 Ford Ecosport is a Game-Changer in Treating Clinical Mediocrity
Having just been introduced to the U.S market over a year ago, the 2019 Ford Ecosport may not have a lot of mileage behind...
Conspiracy Theorists Concerned About Ford’s Lack of Concern About Aliens
If you’re well-acclimated to meme culture (or even just the History Channel) you might be familiar with Giorgio A. Tsoukalos. While far from a...
Christmas Protesting Reaches All-New High
Okay. Full disclosure, this is the part where I was supposed to write a piece comparing the 2019 GMC Yukon vs 2019 Ford Expedition....
