A String of Car Burglaries Are Being Linked to Bigfoot
Waukegan, IL––As most of you are aware by now, this past summer was plagued by a series of car break-ins across Illinois. No neighborhood...
Brave Patriots Bravely Turn Against the Us
Webster’s dictionary defines a “patriot” as “n. 1 fancy pastry 2 a shop where such pastry is made and sold,” and I couldn’t agree...
Dealership Caught “Rebadging” the Honda CR-V as Chevy Equinox
If you’ve ever taken a Chevy Equinox for a test drive, then I’m sure you quickly realized your mistake, returned the vehicle promptly to...
Ford Dealership Enters NFT Market
If there’s one thing that can be said about the auto industry, it’s that the market lives and dies by innovation. The most popular...
Emo Teen Deeply Traumatized That the Word “Chrysler” Has Nothing to Do With Shedding...
It was a normal business day at Casper Chrysler. The lot opened up at its normal time, and the new shipment of 2022 Chrysler...
Shady Car Salesman Offers Masterclass in Ripping Off Unsuspecting Buyers
“There’s a sucker born every minute.” While this phrase was coined well over a century ago, its spirit is alive and well in a...
Composer of Annoying Car Dealership Ad Jingles to Be Honored by Industry
You might not know his name, but Tobias “earworm” Worthington has been a musical mainstay in the local area and an integral reason why...
NJ EV Owner Shocked by High Electricity Payments
Freehold, New Jersey - A Freehold resident has launched a complaint in court against his local New Jersey electric car dealership. Ed Wannabe, aged...
Don’t Miss These 5 Tricks to Sell Your Car for More Money!
Let me guess why you’re here: you’ve been drinking heavily, texted a few exes, made yourself a large sandwich, and now you’re rethinking many...
You’ll Never Believe These Tricks to Save Money on a Used Car (Salesmen Hate...
Buying a used car is like going into battle: you need to be prepared, you need to stay sharp, and there’s a fairly high...
Gold Tooth Jeep is a Dealer You Can’t Refuse!
The Golden State. The Land of Milk and Honey. The Place Where Every Teenager Wants to Go According to Music. California goes by many...
It’s Time To Rethink Cincinnati Marathons…Using Ford Trucks
Americans have spoken. They don't want to throw their lives away, busting their knees every so often through the horrors of a marathon. Yes,...
Chevy Dealerships Takes Drastic Measures Against COVID-19
We're all trying to do our part in the fight against COVID-19, and one Chevy dealership is taking it to the next level by...
Research Indicates Space Aliens Prefer the Chevy Silverado 1500
Astute readers of mine know three simple, inarguable truths: the universe is an unknowable and horrifying place, Santa Claus is based on the Norse...
Afraid to Return to School, Teachers are Signing up in Droves to Work at...
With many elementary, middle school, and high school teachers afraid to return to school in the fall, lest they get the sniffles and recover...
Dodge: Helping or Hindering Transgenderism
With the possible exception of Jews (mostly because of that whole 'Bar Mitzvah' thing), many cultures believed that a boy became a man the...
Texas: No Country for Ol’ Chevys
When at a Chevy dealership in Dallas, truck buyers must feel a little bit out of place. Each fall, automotive journalists and manufacturer representatives...
Top Fans Commented on Buick (& That’s Not a Good Thing)
While the majority of Google users on Friday, April 26th were distracted by searching the word ‘Thanos’ and harnessing the power of the Infinity...
Texas Dealership Sees Uptick in Sales Following Free Donut Giveaway
Houston, TX – One of our local Texas GMC dealers has seen a recent uptick in sales, and it can all be attributed to...
Buick Releasing Vehicle That Runs on YOUR Gas
Forget standard gas, diesel, and electric vehicles. Buick engineers are looking to revolutionize the automotive industry… with a little help from Taco Bell. The...
