Composer of Annoying Car Dealership Ad Jingles to Be Honored by Industry
You might not know his name, but Tobias “earworm” Worthington has been a musical mainstay in the local area and an integral reason why...
NJ EV Owner Shocked by High Electricity Payments
Freehold, New Jersey - A Freehold resident has launched a complaint in court against his local New Jersey electric car dealership. Ed Wannabe, aged...
Don’t Miss These 5 Tricks to Sell Your Car for More Money!
Let me guess why you’re here: you’ve been drinking heavily, texted a few exes, made yourself a large sandwich, and now you’re rethinking many...
You’ll Never Believe These Tricks to Save Money on a Used Car (Salesmen Hate...
Buying a used car is like going into battle: you need to be prepared, you need to stay sharp, and there’s a fairly high...
Gold Tooth Jeep is a Dealer You Can’t Refuse!
The Golden State. The Land of Milk and Honey. The Place Where Every Teenager Wants to Go According to Music. California goes by many...
It’s Time To Rethink Cincinnati Marathons…Using Ford Trucks
Americans have spoken. They don't want to throw their lives away, busting their knees every so often through the horrors of a marathon. Yes,...
Chevy Dealerships Takes Drastic Measures Against COVID-19
We're all trying to do our part in the fight against COVID-19, and one Chevy dealership is taking it to the next level by...
Research Indicates Space Aliens Prefer the Chevy Silverado 1500
Astute readers of mine know three simple, inarguable truths: the universe is an unknowable and horrifying place, Santa Claus is based on the Norse...
Afraid to Return to School, Teachers are Signing up in Droves to Work at...
With many elementary, middle school, and high school teachers afraid to return to school in the fall, lest they get the sniffles and recover...
Dodge: Helping or Hindering Transgenderism
With the possible exception of Jews (mostly because of that whole 'Bar Mitzvah' thing), many cultures believed that a boy became a man the...
Texas: No Country for Ol’ Chevys
When at a Chevy dealership in Dallas, truck buyers must feel a little bit out of place. Each fall, automotive journalists and manufacturer representatives...
Top Fans Commented on Buick (& That’s Not a Good Thing)
While the majority of Google users on Friday, April 26th were distracted by searching the word ‘Thanos’ and harnessing the power of the Infinity...
Texas Dealership Sees Uptick in Sales Following Free Donut Giveaway
Houston, TX – One of our local Texas GMC dealers has seen a recent uptick in sales, and it can all be attributed to...
Buick Releasing Vehicle That Runs on YOUR Gas
Forget standard gas, diesel, and electric vehicles. Buick engineers are looking to revolutionize the automotive industry… with a little help from Taco Bell. The...
Does Truck Dependency Qualify as an ‘Addiction’?
A habit is defined as a routine of behavior that is repeated regularly and tends to occur subconsciously. As a result, we create a...
Gearhead Dad & Gamer Son Find Common Ground
Rindge NH - This past Christmas, a Google search for RAM dealers near me, performed by a southern New Hampshire mother might have served...
No-Water Car Wash Opens to Address Bacterial Concerns
Dayton OH - When looking to buy new or used cars near Dayton Ohio, residents are being encouraged by local authorities to insist that...
Google Plans Fuel Fear in the Buckeye State
It was recently announced that Google would be continuing to invest millions of dollars into the midwest with the proposed construction of data centers...
Masshole Drops “Trou’ and Gets Weird With Local Laws
If you’re ever sitting at home, bored (probably with no pants on) and feel like falling down a rabbit-hole, do an online search for...
30+ Failed Color Options Obtained Exclusively by The Lemon
Back in the day, consumers appreciated the opportunity to choose from any color that wasn’t some generic variation of black or white. Nowadays, car...
