A black and white photo of bigfoot is shown near a Minooka Nissan Dealer.

A String of Car Burglaries Are Being Linked to Bigfoot

Waukegan, IL––As most of you are aware by now, this past summer was plagued by a series of car break-ins across Illinois. No neighborhood...
An American Flag shaped like Texas is shown crossed out after a used Chevy truck dealership secedes from the United States.

Brave Patriots Bravely Turn Against the Us

Webster’s dictionary defines a “patriot” as “n. 1 fancy pastry 2 a shop where such pastry is made and sold,” and I couldn’t agree...
A Honda badge is shown with a Chevy badge pasted over it during the battle of the 2022 Chevy Equinox vs the 2022 Honda CR-V.

Dealership Caught “Rebadging” the Honda CR-V as Chevy Equinox

If you’ve ever taken a Chevy Equinox for a test drive, then I’m sure you quickly realized your mistake, returned the vehicle promptly to...
An excel sheet shows NFT created by and enterprising Ford dealer.

Ford Dealership Enters NFT Market

If there’s one thing that can be said about the auto industry, it’s that the market lives and dies by innovation. The most popular...
A Chrysler symbol is shown in front of an emo kid after he looked up '2022 Chrysler 300'.

Emo Teen Deeply Traumatized That the Word “Chrysler” Has Nothing to Do With Shedding...

It was a normal business day at Casper Chrysler. The lot opened up at its normal time, and the new shipment of 2022 Chrysler...
A salesman is shown holding a clipboard while trying to convince you to sell your car.

Shady Car Salesman Offers Masterclass in Ripping Off Unsuspecting Buyers

“There’s a sucker born every minute.” While this phrase was coined well over a century ago, its spirit is alive and well in a...
A record player is shown from above after Tomball car dealerships nominate a musical composer for an award.

Composer of Annoying Car Dealership Ad Jingles to Be Honored by Industry

You might not know his name, but Tobias “earworm” Worthington has been a musical mainstay in the local area and an integral reason why...
A man is shown working on a laptop

NJ EV Owner Shocked by High Electricity Payments

Freehold, New Jersey - A Freehold resident has launched a complaint in court against his local New Jersey electric car dealership. Ed Wannabe, aged...
Keys are shown exchanging hands with the text ''5 tricks to sell your car'' printed over it.

Don’t Miss These 5 Tricks to Sell Your Car for More Money!

Let me guess why you’re here: you’ve been drinking heavily, texted a few exes, made yourself a large sandwich, and now you’re rethinking many...
A salesman with a white mask is shown extending his hand for a handshake, a banner saying ''car buying tricks salesmen hate'' and an angry face are hyper-imposed over the image.

You’ll Never Believe These Tricks to Save Money on a Used Car (Salesmen Hate...

Buying a used car is like going into battle: you need to be prepared, you need to stay sharp, and there’s a fairly high...
A man 's face with gold teeth is in front of a Jeep dealer in California.

Gold Tooth Jeep is a Dealer You Can’t Refuse!

The Golden State. The Land of Milk and Honey. The Place Where Every Teenager Wants to Go According to Music. California goes by many...
A marathon runner is laying on the ground in front of a black Ford F-150 that left a Ford dealers in Cincinnati.

It’s Time To Rethink Cincinnati Marathons…Using Ford Trucks

Americans have spoken. They don't want to throw their lives away, busting their knees every so often through the horrors of a marathon. Yes,...
A large roll of bubble wrap is shown in the showroom of a Chevy dealership.

Chevy Dealerships Takes Drastic Measures Against COVID-19

We're all trying to do our part in the fight against COVID-19, and one Chevy dealership is taking it to the next level by...
Spaceships and a silver 2020 Chevy Silverado are searching the planet, shown from space.

Research Indicates Space Aliens Prefer the Chevy Silverado 1500

Astute readers of mine know three simple, inarguable truths: the universe is an unknowable and horrifying place, Santa Claus is based on the Norse...
A teacher has moved from remote teaching to selling cars at online car dealerships, sitting at a desk with a computer on a car site.

Afraid to Return to School, Teachers are Signing up in Droves to Work at...

With many elementary, middle school, and high school teachers afraid to return to school in the fall, lest they get the sniffles and recover...
A teen boy in a skull cut-off is standing next to his car after leaving a Dodge dealership.

Dodge: Helping or Hindering Transgenderism

With the possible exception of Jews (mostly because of that whole 'Bar Mitzvah' thing), many cultures believed that a boy became a man the...
A cowboy is on a fence looking at his white Chevy Silverado HD towing machinery after leaving a Chevy dealership in Dallas.

Texas: No Country for Ol’ Chevys

When at a Chevy dealership in Dallas, truck buyers must feel a little bit out of place. Each fall, automotive journalists and manufacturer representatives...
An older man confused at a computer is shown next to a post that says "You're already a top fan" in relation to searching 'Buick dealership near me'.

Top Fans Commented on Buick (& That’s Not a Good Thing)

While the majority of Google users on Friday, April 26th were distracted by searching the word ‘Thanos’ and harnessing the power of the Infinity...
A giant donut is behind a line of vehicles at one of the Texas GMC dealers.

Texas Dealership Sees Uptick in Sales Following Free Donut Giveaway

Houston, TX –  One of our local Texas GMC dealers has seen a recent uptick in sales, and it can all be attributed to...
A sweaty laughing man is driving past a Taco bell.

Buick Releasing Vehicle That Runs on YOUR Gas

Forget standard gas, diesel, and electric vehicles. Buick engineers are looking to revolutionize the automotive industry… with a little help from Taco Bell. The...