Christmas Protesting Reaches All-New High
Okay. Full disclosure, this is the part where I was supposed to write a piece comparing the 2019 GMC Yukon vs 2019 Ford Expedition....
Douche-y Car Salesman Finds Love Amidst Hurricane
Albany, NY - There’s an old Finnish saying about acquiring the right romantic partner, which says, “Oikean naisen kiinnipitämiseksi tarvitset kaksi ponia ja tuulen...
Concerned Consumers: 4 Shoppers Traumatized By The 2018 Honda Ridgeline
Recently, we tried to determine the victor of the 2018 Ford F-150 vs 2018 Honda Ridgeline battle. It took us only a few minutes...
Futurecast: The Best First Car For Your Graduating Senior…in 2027
Congratulations. Your teenage child has completed driver’s ed and passed the licensing test as required by the state that you living in. And unless...
Subterranean Mole People Found Living Beneath AutoMile
Meet the Holderness Family.
The fact is that you probably already know Penn and Kim Holderness, as well as their children Lola and Penn Charles,...
AC/DC Helps GM & FCA (to Determine Who’s Got The Biggest Balls of Them...
Comparing the 2018 Chevy Camaro vs. 2018 Dodge Challenger is an exercise that is bound to prove challenging on a number of levels. With...
Americans File for Emancipation from Domestic Truck Choices
In 1998, a 19-year old college Freshman from Massachusetts sowed the oats for the groundbreaking court rulings which are now proving to be a...
GMC vs RAM (aka “The Battle of Who Could Care Less”)
When debating between the 2018 GMC Sierra vs. 2018 RAM 1500, you might feel like you’re settling for 3rd or 4th place. Don’t feel...
Why the Yukon & Expedition are Like Your 43-Year Old Co-Worker Who Went Skydiving...
Detroit, MI - The Cobo Center recently hosted an automaker summit, comprising of such industry mainstays as Ford, General Motors, Fiat-Chrysler of America, Toyota,...
Disney & Marvel Gain THE X-MEN Franchise, and Automakers Want IN!
“Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth.”
King James Bible, Matthew 5:5
“Ugh. The geeks will inherit our parking and fuck everything up.”
James...
