People’s Choice: The Cadillac XT6 or Buick Enclave?
Listen up, you misbegotten collection of ill-tempered household pets, freeway wanderers, and mind-swapped war criminals in the bodies of potted plants. (Yes, I know...
Finding New Methods of Comparing SUVs
Automotive comparisons can prove challenging, especially in areas such as design since it’s inherently subjective. While you can speak your mind and share your...
Ocasio-Cortez: If No-One Works, We Can Eliminate Trucks!
Washington DC - Every once in a while, an individual in the public eye casts such a noticeable and continual shadow that it becomes...
Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo
There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at...
Concerned Consumers: 4 Shoppers Traumatized By The 2018 Honda Ridgeline
Recently, we tried to determine the victor of the 2018 Ford F-150 vs 2018 Honda Ridgeline battle. It took us only a few minutes...
Athol to Toyota “No Thank You”
Athol, MA - There are times when a story takes a dogleg turn, taking you in an entirely different direction. There are even times...
Truckmakers Unite in Support of ‘American Gladiator’ Revival
For prospective truck-buyers looking for a means of comparing one particular model against another, there are countless online resources worth looking into. Whether you’re...
How to Turn Your Pickup Truck into Your Own Socially Isolated Swimming Pool
Yes, it’s that time of the year again, when temperatures reach triple digits and a great number of beachgoers realize that they should’ve spent...
Environmentalists & Wiccans Protest ‘Terrain-Appropriation’ on Behalf of Gaia
Perform an online search comparing the 2018 Chevy Equinox vs 2018 GMC Terrain, and you’re bound to see some new voices being added to...
Subterranean Mole People Found Living Beneath AutoMile
Meet the Holderness Family.
The fact is that you probably already know Penn and Kim Holderness, as well as their children Lola and Penn Charles,...
The Difference Between ‘Bucket List’ and ‘F*ck-It List’
Throughout August, Americans raced to their favorite convenience and package stores, to secure their chance to win (what would become) a record-setting $758.7 million...
Nissan Pathfinder: The New Face of Planned Parenthood?
Debating the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder just got a whole lot easier. Well, scratch that. Saying that it’s ‘a lot easier’...
Disney-Pixar Initiates Contest for CARS 4 (Kids Riot)
Since we were first introduced to Woody the Cowboy and Buzz Lightyear in 1995’s ‘Toy Story,’ Disney-Pixar has been captivating audiences young and old.
In...
The 2021 Chevy Colorado is Full of Spiders
If you like small trucks, I mean really small trucks – the kind of trucks you can fit into your pocket, I’m talking really...
Cherokee vs. Equinox (This is NOT a Race)
When asked to compare the 2018 Jeep Cherokee vs. 2018 Chevy Equinox, only one question sprang into my head: which one is faster? This...
Douche-y Car Salesman Finds Love Amidst Hurricane
Albany, NY - There’s an old Finnish saying about acquiring the right romantic partner, which says, “Oikean naisen kiinnipitämiseksi tarvitset kaksi ponia ja tuulen...
Ford, Chevy & Nickelodeon say #SwiperNoSwiping
Debating the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse? You’re not alone, but in 2020 it appears that the two may no longer be...
90’s Singer Becomes Most Sought After Spokesperson of 2020
If nothing else, the next few years are shaping up to be a full-scale shootout between competing crossover and SUV offerings. For the better...
Local Parent’s Suffer Extreme Buyer’s Remorse After Choosing Wrong Car
Lately there have been many reports of extreme buyer’s remorse sweeping the nation - in fact, Buyer’s Remorse is reaching near-pandemic levels among car...
Scottish Social Club from Indiana Declares War on Chevy
As if Chevy (and GM as a whole) weren’t already weathering a continual onslaught of bad press, it appears as though a splinter faction...
