Let’s Get Political and Kick(s) a Renegade
Alright, you cud-chewing sons o’ bitches, I’m here to give you that spicy political content you’ve been looking for. Yeah, I know, this is...
People Are Charging Their Electric Vehicles at Starbucks
Starbucks has traditionally had an issue with people buying one cup of coffee, and then hogging the wall outlets for their laptops and iPads...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Toyota of Attempting to Undermine American Infrastructure
WASHINGTON, DC — To say the past few years have been a tumultuous period for American politics would certainly be an understatement. Our political...
True Patriots Show Patriotism via Patriotic Patriotism!
Friends, as you know, it’s Independence Day, the Fourth of July, when Jesus Christ delivered the Declaration of Independence to America some 247 years...
Chevy Dealers Replacing Salespeople With AI
In case you've missed the news, artificial intelligence (AI) is being employed to disrupt every industry. New programs are released almost constantly, pushing the...
Auto Mechanic’s Mind Blown After Woman Demonstrates Reasonable Knowledge of Vehicles
DETROIT, MI — Expectations held about the knowledge of America's auto mechanics have always been relatively high, especially in recent years. After all, with...
Canada Achieves Automotive Superiority With the Announcement of Socialized Car Maintenance
Good afternoon all; I'm Chris the Cannuck. Here in Canada, we've always taken great pride in separating ourselves from our foul-mouthed, annoying neighbours to...
Pat the Patriot Sez: Biden and His Cronies Are Trying to Eliminate the Gas...
It’s not easy being an American anymore. Ever since Biden stole the election, him and his cronies want to eradicate the way of life...
Drug Cartels Expand Into Gasoline Amid Record-High Prices
First, it was avocados, then limes, and now, gasoline. South American drug cartels have turned incredible profits trafficking drugs like marijuana, cocaine, and heroin...
As Home Prices Soar, Many See Cars As A Better Option
As real estate prices continue to rise, a younger generation of would-be homeowners is feeling left out. The average cost of a home in...
The King Spotted at King of Prussia Kia Dealership
King of Prussia, PA—It was last Thursday at Worthington Kia, a local Kia dealer, where a sighting of Elvis Presley was reported. While reports...
Nissan Introduces New Inflation-Proof Model
With inflation hitting an almost 40-year high, a dollar isn't quite worth what it used to be. The effects of this unfortunate economic reality...
New Algorithm Mines Data to Find Perfect Car
Suffolk, VA - Your personal data has become the backbone of the new economy. Somehow a generation raised with the specter of stranger danger...
Chevy & Chill: Automaker Enters Streaming World
Allentown, Pennsylvania - Eager to not get left behind in the growing in-vehicle infotainment wars, Chevy recently announced a new venture that will bring...
Sales Promotion Might Just Be Manager Coming Out As A Furry
One local dealership is having trouble retaining employees as an unusually enthusiastic promotion causes unrest on the sales floor. It started several months ago...
NFL Players Demand Reinstatement MVP Award Truck
There are few careers more demanding than being a player in the NFL. Years of practice, countless hours in the weight room, finding a...
Rash of Catalytic Converter Thefts Leads To Creative Solutions
A recent rash of auto part thefts has rattled the Louisville area, threatening to further derail an industry that’s been hard hit by dwindling...
CDC Says, “Safe to Pick Up Hitchhikers Again”
When I was seven years old, a neighbor gave me a piece of advice that I’ve never forgotten: he said, “When the next great...
CPO Was Just the Beginning
As former President Abraham Lincoln once said, “The auto industry is a decaying giant, lumbering in a deathless, somnambulist march toward a vast and...
Auto Start-Ups Face Critical Name Shortage
The recent surge in the electric vehicle market has created a run on the valuable resources vital to the industry's growth. These include the...
