Drug Cartels Expand Into Gasoline Amid Record-High Prices
First, it was avocados, then limes, and now, gasoline. South American drug cartels have turned incredible profits trafficking drugs like marijuana, cocaine, and heroin...
As Home Prices Soar, Many See Cars As A Better Option
As real estate prices continue to rise, a younger generation of would-be homeowners is feeling left out. The average cost of a home in...
The King Spotted at King of Prussia Kia Dealership
King of Prussia, PA—It was last Thursday at Worthington Kia, a local Kia dealer, where a sighting of Elvis Presley was reported. While reports...
Nissan Introduces New Inflation-Proof Model
With inflation hitting an almost 40-year high, a dollar isn't quite worth what it used to be. The effects of this unfortunate economic reality...
New Algorithm Mines Data to Find Perfect Car
Suffolk, VA - Your personal data has become the backbone of the new economy. Somehow a generation raised with the specter of stranger danger...
Chevy & Chill: Automaker Enters Streaming World
Allentown, Pennsylvania - Eager to not get left behind in the growing in-vehicle infotainment wars, Chevy recently announced a new venture that will bring...
Sales Promotion Might Just Be Manager Coming Out As A Furry
One local dealership is having trouble retaining employees as an unusually enthusiastic promotion causes unrest on the sales floor. It started several months ago...
NFL Players Demand Reinstatement MVP Award Truck
There are few careers more demanding than being a player in the NFL. Years of practice, countless hours in the weight room, finding a...
Rash of Catalytic Converter Thefts Leads To Creative Solutions
A recent rash of auto part thefts has rattled the Louisville area, threatening to further derail an industry that’s been hard hit by dwindling...
CDC Says, “Safe to Pick Up Hitchhikers Again”
When I was seven years old, a neighbor gave me a piece of advice that I’ve never forgotten: he said, “When the next great...
CPO Was Just the Beginning
As former President Abraham Lincoln once said, “The auto industry is a decaying giant, lumbering in a deathless, somnambulist march toward a vast and...
Auto Start-Ups Face Critical Name Shortage
The recent surge in the electric vehicle market has created a run on the valuable resources vital to the industry's growth. These include the...
3 Bold New Texas Laws Shakeup the Auto Industry
In general, I prefer to keep a widespread view of the auto industry – I like to look at things that affect the entire...
Huge Ford Leak: CEO’s Shocking Letter Exposed!
Friends, I take my job as an auto industry insider and investigative reporter very seriously, which is why I work so hard to bring...
Kia Introduces a Clown Car for the 21st Century
I’ve always said the auto industry is a big tent: there’s room for all and something for everyone beneath its wide, striped...
Why Are You so Stupid?
Now, before you email me a lengthy analysis of your own stupidity, answering this question in great detail and with numerous charts and graphs,...
Hollywood Planning New “Cars” Movie and More
Life during a pandemic can be tough, we all know that, but fortunately for all of us, there are people out there willing to...
Surviving the Coronapocalypse Wasteland
Columbus, OH - Since February, we watched as the world was torn apart by the deadly and infectious disease known as COVID-19, or simply,...
GM Criticized for Referring to Discontinued Models as “Epsteins” (Because They Didn’t Kill Themselves)
It seems fair to say that - in the future, when the definitive history of General Motors is put to record - 2019 may...
Disney+ and Toyota Know a Cross-Marketing Opportunity When They See One
Over the last few years, streaming services have all but usurped the home entertainment industry, all while reshaping our cultural mindset.
Netflix paved the way...
