An empty car carrier is shown in the aftermath of a dispute between the 2023 Chevy Silverado 1500 vs 2022 Ram 1500.

Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances

Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
A red 2023 Chevy Equinox RS is shown from the front.

Top 5 Reasons I Drive a Chevy Equinox

You might not know this about me, gentle reader, but I’m a of refined tastes and exceptional demands when it comes to a...
A blue 2023 Chevy Bolt is shown from the front at an angle.

Chevy Announces Incendiary New Strategy

If there’s one thing I know about the auto industry, it’s this: Lee Iacocca once celebrated a major promotion by eating a whole goose....
A blue 2022 Chevy Bolt is shown from the side after leaving a Certified Chevy dealer.

Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program

New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
A candle is shown near a certified pre-owned Equinox dealer.

GM to Sacrifice Human Children for Favorable Chevy Equinox Sales

In the 1973 film, The Wicker Man, a devout Christian policeman visits a remote location near Scotland. The island is inhabited by Pagans, who...
Three GM brand emblems are shown during the battle between the 2022 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD vs 2022 GMC Sierra 2500 HD.

First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM

It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
The presidential seal is shown in front of a blackboard that has "truck loan forgiveness written on it" during a 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 comparison.

Truck Loan Forgiveness Program Calms Student Loan Anger

Those debating between the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 got a welcomed surprise this week with the announcement that the federal...
A 2023 Chevy Blazer EV PPV is shown.

Chevy Announces Exciting New Features for Police Vehicles

It’s no secret that folks like you and me are only a small part of the customer base that provides income for massive corporations...
A silver 2022 Chevy Equinox is shown on top of a flat earth after leaving an Equinox dealer.

The Chevy Equinox Proves the Earth Is Flat

While many regard the Equinox as a roomy compact crossover with agile handling and an impressive slate of infotainment features, those of us who...
Research about the Chevy Silverado 1500 is shown.

Historian Confirms That There Were No Chevy Silverados During the 1500s

For many drivers, workers, and tradesmen, the Chevy Silverado 1500 is the most reliable workhorse on the road. While many discuss the vehicle’s positive...

Chevy Introduces Louder EVs to Attract New Drivers

Electric vehicle sales have been on a major upswing lately as high gas prices and EV subsidies drive consumers to ditch their gas-powered vehicles...
Cows are shown loaded into the back of a Blue 2022 Ford Explorer and a silver 2022 Chevy Traverse during a 2022 Ford Explorer vs 2022 Chevy Traverse comparison.

Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste

Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
Gerbils are shown covering the hood of a white 2023 Chevy Bolt EV.

Electric Powertrain Revealed to Be Nothing but a Bunch of Gerbils

The EV revolution is in full force. Many manufacturers have been taking great strides in advancing their electric powertrains to alleviate the stress consumers...
David Duke is shown behind a blue 2022 Chevy Colorado and a black 2022 Nissan Frontier after someone searched '2022 Nissan Frontier vs 2022 Chevy Colorado'.

David Duke Officially Endorses the Chevy Colorado

A recent contest between the Chevy Colorado and Nissan Frontier has been heating up in the polls. Not surprisingly, the gap between the two...
An American Flag shaped like Texas is shown crossed out after a used Chevy truck dealership secedes from the United States.

Brave Patriots Bravely Turn Against the Us

Webster’s dictionary defines a “patriot” as “n. 1 fancy pastry 2 a shop where such pastry is made and sold,” and I couldn’t agree...
A book is shown sitting on a table next to tools while a mechanic works on a 2023 Chevy Blazer.

Local Mechanic Channels “Eat Pray Love” In Debut Memoir “Intake Compression Exhaust”

Inspired by the novel and film of the same name, one local mechanic has decided to lay down his socket wrench and pick up...
A spaceship is shown flying over a desert during a 2022 Chevy Trailblazer vs the 2022 Honda HR-V comparison.

SUVs Compete for Role in New Star Wars Series

Two of America’s most popular SUVs are vying for a place in an upcoming Star Wars spin-off that follows the post-film exploits of one...
A Honda badge is shown with a Chevy badge pasted over it during the battle of the 2022 Chevy Equinox vs the 2022 Honda CR-V.

Dealership Caught “Rebadging” the Honda CR-V as Chevy Equinox

If you’ve ever taken a Chevy Equinox for a test drive, then I’m sure you quickly realized your mistake, returned the vehicle promptly to...
An orange 2022 Chevy Blazer is before arriving at a Chevrolet Cincinnati OH.

Lansford Hastings Edition of the Chevy Blazer to Arrive Soon

While special editions of popular automobiles are certainly nothing new, Chevy recently announced a new version of the Blazer that’s set to arrive at...
A vintage Chevrolet symbol is shown with the text 'new special editions' over it.

Chevy Introduces Three New Special Editions

As spring moves toward summer, several things inevitably happen: the days grow longer, the air sparkles with warmth and radiance, and car companies look...