A closeup shows a State Farm commercial playing on the infotainment screen of a 2020 Chevy Equinox.

It’s A Car! No, It’s A She-Shed!

What if we took two perfectly innocent and respectable SUVs, the 2020 Chevy Equinox vs 2020 Hyundai Santa Fe, and assigned them even more...
In a comparison of the 2020 Chevy Traverse vs 2020 Dodge Durango, both vehicles are shown in white in front of numbers and an eye graphic.

The Traverse vs Durango: By the Numbers

Choosing the right midsize SUV is hard – there’s a reason most people request a few days off from work in order to pick...
Mary Barra, the head of GM, is wearing war paint, holding spears and has a patch that reads 'badass mother' while standing in front of zombies.

How to Turn Your Chevy SUV Into a Zombie Destroyer

Does the impending zombie apocalypse keep you up at night? Good, me too. Luckily for you, I have developed a foolproof way of protecting...
Spaceships and a silver 2020 Chevy Silverado are searching the planet, shown from space.

Research Indicates Space Aliens Prefer the Chevy Silverado 1500

Astute readers of mine know three simple, inarguable truths: the universe is an unknowable and horrifying place, Santa Claus is based on the Norse...
A white 2021 Chevy Tahoe is driving on a dirt road and spitting murder hornets and somehow has something to do with a 2020 Chevy Equinox vs 2020 Hyundai Santa Fe comparison.

Surviving The Murder Hornets and a Global Pandemic: The Rise of the Mobile Safe...

Gone are the times when we could compare vehicles solely on their performance and handling merits. We long for the good old days when...
The Blue Man Group is behind the Bluetooth logo, a 2021 Chevy Trailblazer and 2020 Chevy Trax.

Blue Man Group Offended Over Term Bluetooth, to Sue Car Companies That Use the...

Blue Man Group, the famous musical and artistic performance group, sent shockwaves through the automotive industry this Wednesday. Believe it or not, they made...
A woman is in a shower comparing 2020 Chevy Equinox vs 2020 Nissan Rogue with a box of pistachio pudding.

Nothing I Say is True

Friends, I care very much about your time, your interests, and the needs and wants of your loved ones. I’m a generous and kind...
A white 2020 Ford Fusion, a red 2020 Chevy Malibu and a referee are on the field of a football stadium.

Controversy Hits the 2020 Sedan Bowl

This year’s Sedan Bowl was set to be a divisive face-off between the 2020 Ford Fusion and the 2020 Chevy Malibu. A rapid red...
A man is punching through a computer in front of Joe Rogan and a UFC octagon showing a fight between a blue 2020 Chevy Malibu vs 2020 Ford Fusion.

I Can Beat Up the Chevy Malibu and Ford Fusion

The Internets, such as they are, are awash in articles, blog posts, videos, and thought-implant-imagery telling you what vehicle you should buy. If you...
A skateboarder is doing a trick in front of a used Chevy truck fitted with rockets and gun turrets next to a box of mountain dew and a Terminator, in front of a Chevy dealership.

The All New Chevy Hyper-Duty 6800 Macho Commando Pickup Truck

Shopping for a new pickup truck, but unimpressed with the selection? Well, you're not alone, sure there may be plenty of pickup models out...