Honda Ridgeline Credited with Decline in #ToxicMasculinity
Rockford IL - For those of you who only know Rockford, IL as the “Dry Hand-Job Capitol of the U.S”, it’s time to buy...
Chevy Spark to Star in 2019 Movie? And it’s NOT a Comedy?
Los Angeles CA - Just days before the film’s December 21st release, Paramount Pictures announced the next chapter in the Transformer film series, following...
Automotive Journalist to Receive Ground-Breaking Coma Therapy
Bethesda, MD - For automotive journalist Benji Wheeling, the day began like any other. After hitting snooze 3-4 times, he rose to a little...
Parents Unite Against Chevy Sonic After Being Forced to Lie to Their Kids
At the risk of using a cliched sentiment, parenting really is the most difficult job you could ever have. Aside from a handful of...
Instagram Influencer Questioned Under Suspicion of Child Endangerment
(Editorial Note: as restricted by a court order issued at the time of arraignment, THE LEMON will not be revealing the true identities of...
Making Chicken Soup out of Chicken Sh*t: The Secret Genius Behind the Chevy Volt
Detroit, MI - Do you think today’s automakers are producing vehicles with the unique needs and demands of the driver in mind? Or, do...
Ignorant, Uninformed Protestors Targets GMC for Discrimination
A recent poll, measuring the 2019 GMC Sierra 1500 vs 2019 Chevy Silverado has garnered national attention resulting from the outcries of political activist...
GM Prepares to Arm Law Enforcement With “Unfair Advantage”
While composing an in-depth look at the 2019 Chevy Equinox, I found myself amazed at just how far the pioneering crossover has come in...
Hairdressers Protest the Camaro out of Fear That Mullets Will Return
Rindge, NH - On one hand, it’s hard to argue that the 2019 Chevy Camaro is an eye-catching example of performance-minded engineering paired with...
Ben Franklin, Schwarzenegger & Cocaine Praised for Chevy’s Hybrid / EV Lineup
The process of naming a vehicle, or family of vehicles, will always differ based on the philosophy of the automaker. Economy automakers might aim...
