The engine of a 2022 Chevy Equinox shows an electric eel wearing a hat and a warning sign.

The Chevy Equinox is Better than Ever!

If you’ve seen the 2022 Chevy Equinox, then you probably already know about a lot of the updated features on it. While this isn’t...
A punk singer is pointing at a 2021 Chevy Spark.

New Breed of Cyberattack Involuntarily Serenades Drivers With Five Finger Death Punch

Jeanie Robertson was running errands when it happened. Despite being an attentive driver, Robertson was blindsided by the incident. She’d heard of an increasing...
A silver 2021 Chevy Equinox is shown wearing an American flag hat during a 2021 Chevy Equinox vs 2021 Toyota RAV4 competition.

2021 Chevy Equinox, Toyota RAV4 Announce Runs for Governor

As we’ve learned all too well recently, name recognition and celebrity are increasingly standing in for experience and expertise when it comes to electing...
A 2021 Chevy Blazer vs 2021 Jeep Cherokee comparison is shown in front of caution tape.

Chevy and Dead Hookers: A Match Made in Heaven

Friends, if you know nothing else about me, then you should know this: I care deeply about the world around us. I care about...
A car discusses its recent loss of the 2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Honda HR-V comparison in a psychiatrist's chair.

2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Honda HR-V – Subcompact SUVs create identity crisis for...

Who am I? Why am I here? These are questions we all struggle with from time to time. This type of philosophical introspection has...
An apathetic looking man is being handed a set of keys to a 2022 Chevy Bolt EUV.

2022 Chevy Bolt EUV: Apathy, thy name is Chevy

A new electric vehicle from Chevy seems to be about as desired as a pudding-y fart in an overcrowded city bus…but here...
A red 2021 Chevy Equinox is shown parked in front of a black and white band photo after winning the 2021 Chevy Equinox vs 2021 Ford Escape comparison.

We’re Getting the Band Back Together! We Just Need a New Car!

Here at The Lemon, we look for news in all the places the regular folks at NBC, CNN, Fox, or The Onion...
A decal is shown on a rear window that says 'rub some mud on it, walk it off'.

Safety Features are Taking the Fun Out of Driving

There is a movement that formed several years ago on the relatively unknown social media platform RotorHead that has enjoyed a surge...
A white 2021 Chevy Malibu is shown on the beach next to Ariel, The Deep, and Aquaman.

A Triumervate of Aquatic Excellence: the 2021 Malibu’s New Spokespeople

Chevrolet has recently announced its new spokespeople for the 2021 Chevy Malibu.”We’re just so excited for all the Malibu has to offer...
A woman is holding keys in front of a used car at a used Chevy dealer.

Shopping for Cars: Used vs. Pre-Owned vs. CPO and More…

When done properly, shopping for a used vehicle should be a series of decisions and disappointments. This may seem simple enough, but if you...
A man in a suit is holding car keys while standing in front of a dumpster that is on fire.

2020 was a Dumpster Fire; These Vehicles Weren’t

Up until a few short months into the year 2020, having a bad day consisted of the garbage bag splitting wide open on the...
A side-by-side is shown of a white Silverado and a black Ram against a brick wall and neon 2021 sign after the 2021 Silverado diesel vs 2021 Ram 1500 diesel comparison.

The Diesel Dispute: Chevy Silverado vs. Ram 1500

Okay, so you're going to buy a diesel truck. Congratulations. Now you're going to wake up the neighbors at odd hours of the night...
Donald Trump is shown standing in front of a mansion and a 2021 Chevy Bolt.

Chevy Honors President Trump’s Service: Donates Special Edition “No Hard Feelings” Bolt

The outgoing administration seems hesitant to call the movers. Rumor has it the President is dreading civilian life and digging in his heels. The...
A large roll of bubble wrap is shown in the showroom of a Chevy dealership.

Chevy Dealerships Takes Drastic Measures Against COVID-19

We're all trying to do our part in the fight against COVID-19, and one Chevy dealership is taking it to the next level by...
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Fishmonger’s Buying Guide: Camaro vs. Mustang

I’ve received a number of requests for more in-depth reviews and explorations of what different vehicles have to offer, such as the 2021 Chevy...
A red 2021 Chevy Blazer is in the middle of a fight scene with robots and alien ships.

Classic Futuristic Sci-Fi Movies Lament Not Featuring 2021 Chevy Blazer

The 2021 Chevy Blazer wasn't out back when classic sci-fi movies were making waves throughout the 1980s, 1990s, and early aughts. Because of this,...
A man is looking at a scale while comparing a mini 2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Buick Encore.

The Chevy Trax and Buick Encore are Definitely Not the Same

Dear readers, I’m known for three things: the vague scent of ham that follows me everywhere, my love for soup served piping hot in...
Stripes of colors and patterns are showing the 2020-inspired colors to be found on models at your Chevy dealership.

Chevy Unveils New Paint Colors

The year is almost over, even though it feels like we are only on the 267th day of March. While the entire world has...
A man with his hand on his chin questioningly is standing between two sets of cars at a Chevy Dealer in Norfolk.

Lessons Learned in the Auto Industry

I’ve been working in and writing about the auto industry for decades now and being in this game for so long, I’ve learned quite...
A white 2021 Chevy Trax on stage at a Ted Talk.

I Hate the Chevy Trax, and You Should Too!

Ladies and gentlemen, if it pleases this eminent council, I’d like to present you now with a less-than-comprehensive, but no-less compelling argument regarding the...