We’re Getting the Band Back Together! We Just Need a New Car!
Here at The Lemon, we look for news in all the places the regular folks at NBC, CNN, Fox, or The Onion...
Safety Features are Taking the Fun Out of Driving
There is a movement that formed several years ago on the relatively unknown social media platform RotorHead that has enjoyed a surge...
A Triumervate of Aquatic Excellence: the 2021 Malibu’s New Spokespeople
Chevrolet has recently announced its new spokespeople for the 2021 Chevy Malibu.”We’re just so excited for all the Malibu has to offer...
Shopping for Cars: Used vs. Pre-Owned vs. CPO and More…
When done properly, shopping for a used vehicle should be a series of decisions and disappointments. This may seem simple enough, but if you...
2020 was a Dumpster Fire; These Vehicles Weren’t
Up until a few short months into the year 2020, having a bad day consisted of the garbage bag splitting wide open on the...
The Diesel Dispute: Chevy Silverado vs. Ram 1500
Okay, so you're going to buy a diesel truck. Congratulations. Now you're going to wake up the neighbors at odd hours of the night...
Chevy Honors President Trump’s Service: Donates Special Edition “No Hard Feelings” Bolt
The outgoing administration seems hesitant to call the movers. Rumor has it the President is dreading civilian life and digging in his heels. The...
Chevy Dealerships Takes Drastic Measures Against COVID-19
We're all trying to do our part in the fight against COVID-19, and one Chevy dealership is taking it to the next level by...
Fishmonger’s Buying Guide: Camaro vs. Mustang
I’ve received a number of requests for more in-depth reviews and explorations of what different vehicles have to offer, such as the 2021 Chevy...
Classic Futuristic Sci-Fi Movies Lament Not Featuring 2021 Chevy Blazer
The 2021 Chevy Blazer wasn't out back when classic sci-fi movies were making waves throughout the 1980s, 1990s, and early aughts. Because of this,...
The Chevy Trax and Buick Encore are Definitely Not the Same
Dear readers, I’m known for three things: the vague scent of ham that follows me everywhere, my love for soup served piping hot in...
Chevy Unveils New Paint Colors
The year is almost over, even though it feels like we are only on the 267th day of March. While the entire world has...
Lessons Learned in the Auto Industry
I’ve been working in and writing about the auto industry for decades now and being in this game for so long, I’ve learned quite...
I Hate the Chevy Trax, and You Should Too!
Ladies and gentlemen, if it pleases this eminent council, I’d like to present you now with a less-than-comprehensive, but no-less compelling argument regarding the...
It’s A Car! No, It’s A She-Shed!
What if we took two perfectly innocent and respectable SUVs, the 2020 Chevy Equinox vs 2020 Hyundai Santa Fe, and assigned them even more...
The Traverse vs Durango: By the Numbers
Choosing the right midsize SUV is hard – there’s a reason most people request a few days off from work in order to pick...
How to Turn Your Chevy SUV Into a Zombie Destroyer
Does the impending zombie apocalypse keep you up at night? Good, me too. Luckily for you, I have developed a foolproof way of protecting...
Research Indicates Space Aliens Prefer the Chevy Silverado 1500
Astute readers of mine know three simple, inarguable truths: the universe is an unknowable and horrifying place, Santa Claus is based on the Norse...
Surviving The Murder Hornets and a Global Pandemic: The Rise of the Mobile Safe...
Gone are the times when we could compare vehicles solely on their performance and handling merits. We long for the good old days when...
Blue Man Group Offended Over Term Bluetooth, to Sue Car Companies That Use the...
Blue Man Group, the famous musical and artistic performance group, sent shockwaves through the automotive industry this Wednesday. Believe it or not, they made...
