A man is shown with his hand on his forehead as small Chevy Bolt EVs and EUVs float behind him.

Chevy Announces Return of Bolt EV and Future Plans

Recently, drivers were saddened to learn that the Chevy Bolt EV was being discontinued. As the most affordable and impressively flammable electric vehicle on...
The Earth is shown looking for help to find a Chevy Silverado for sale.

Flat Earther Protests Chevy Dealership, Warns Danger of Driving off the Edge of the...

As the new 2024 model year gears up, there’s a lot of excitement regarding the offerings from Chevy. With the Silverado EV set to...
A group of people are standing near a red 2024 Chevy Traverse.

Three Secrets of the All-New 2024 Chevy Traverse

Friends, allow me to start by saying something controversial: This is not the only automotive news website on the Internet. I know, I know,...
A man is shown overwhelmed while searching for 2023 Chevy Silverado vs 2023 Toyota Tundra online.

Automotive Writer Has Emotional Breakdown After Being Bombarded With Vehicle Ads

BOSTON, Mass. — For much of the vehicle-buying public, the information they're presented about new models comes from freelance writers contracted by the automotive...
A white 2024 Chevy Equinox is shown on stage in front of a crowd and two people taking a photograph.

Chevy Introduces “Warped Tour” Edition of the Chevy Equinox to Target Millennial Drivers.

In the highly competitive world of the automotive marketplace, there’s no shortage of tactics and strategies to grasp onto the demographic of the millennial...
A person is shown standing in front a blue 1993 Geo Metro after trying to sell a 2024 Chevy Silverado 1500.

Gen X-er Still Insists Geo Metro Was Best Vehicle Ever Designed

RAVENNA, Ohio — A new model year always brings a lot of excitement to those in the market for a new vehicle. Across the...
A person is shown being interviewed about Chevy trucks for sale by Channel 10 News.

#LoveWins as Florida Man Weds Chevy Truck in Local Ceremony

Every June, we recognize the LGBTQ community during Pride Month. Whether it’s a show of solidarity or a pledge to protect the rights and...
A picture of a red 2024 Chevy Equinox EV is shown being held up to a 1994 Ford Explorer.

1994 Ford Explorer Now Identifies as 2024 Chevy Equinox

COLUMBIA, TN — In today's world of increased awareness regarding gender identity and dysphoria, we've learned to become more tolerant and understanding of queer...
A silver 2022 Chevy Trax is shown next to a dumpster fire during a 2024 Chevy Trax vs 2022 Chevy Trax comparison.

New 2024 Chevy Trax Promises To Be “Blatantly Worse” Than 2022 Chevy Trax

In a bizarre press announcement, Chevrolet has announced that their new 2024 Chevy Trax will be purposefully inferior to the 2022 model of the...
A person of religion is shown on his knees praying to a Chevy badge.

Chevy Blazes a Trail With Its Iconic SUV

If you’re looking for a Chevy Trailblazer for sale right now, then you might think you already know everything there is to know about...
A green futuristic Silverado 1500 for sale is shown from the front at an angle.

Chevy Introduces Three New Silverado Trims

If you have even a passing interest in the auto industry, you already know there's a perpetual battle going on to see who can...
A red 2023 Chevy Traverse is shown on the highway to hell being held up by a pig with a large shadowy figure in the background.

Three Secrets Chevy Won’t Tell You About the 2023 Traverse

Friends, as you know, I'm here to peel back the yellowed skin of the auto industry and reveal to you the hidden truths of...
A woman is shown holding an evil Clippy at a Chevy Silverado 1500 dealer.

Chevy Dealers Replacing Salespeople With AI

In case you've missed the news, artificial intelligence (AI) is being employed to disrupt every industry. New programs are released almost constantly, pushing the...
A man is shown at a desk after figuring out how to get free food with a 2023 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD.

How to Get Free Food With the 2023 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD

DETROIT, MI - It's another year for GM. Production is rolling along as many look forward to the newest offerings from Buick, GMC, and...
Jesus is shown giving thumbs up to an automobile accident during live auto news.

Highway Accident Provides Evidence I Am a Living God

If you're at all familiar with the tremendous breadth of my award-winning, once-in-a-lifetime journalistic work—which has been lauded as the most important writing of...
A female is shown toasting to commercial truck sales in NJ.

Sales of Commercial Trucks Spike in NY and Nearby Area

As an automotive journalist, I don’t usually pay attention to things like sales figures for vehicles or other types of news. That’s not what...
2024 Chevy Trailblazer - Cannibals

Chevy Trailblazer That Went Missing While Exploring the Amazon Presumed to be Eaten by...

It was several months ago when an expedition consisting of Ruggero Yates, Edward Monroe, and Faye Jonas left to explore the Amazon region. While...
Pole dancers are shown in front of a used Chevy Silverado for sale.

[Reprinted From the Classifieds Section of Our Local Newspaper]

"Used Chevy Silverado for Sale." I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew...
A family is shown on a couch with a bar of gold after leaving a dealer that has a Chevy Trailblazer for sale.

Four Things You Didn’t Know about the Chevy Trailblazer

Hey bestie. I love writing about cars. That’s why I’m here. You love reading about cars. That’s why you’re here. We love cars—car friends...
The GM headquarters is shown with a white pillar of smoke in front of it.

Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...

Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...