A man making an effeminate gesture at a Honda Ridgeline

Honda Ridgeline Credited with Decline in #ToxicMasculinity

Rockford IL - For those of you who only know Rockford, IL as the “Dry Hand-Job Capitol of the U.S”, it’s time to buy...
A man frames up a shot for the camera man for a 2019 Chevy Spark

Chevy Spark to Star in 2019 Movie? And it’s NOT a Comedy?

Los Angeles CA - Just days before the film’s December 21st release, Paramount Pictures announced the next chapter in the Transformer film series, following...
Dangling keys in front of coma patient

Automotive Journalist to Receive Ground-Breaking Coma Therapy

Bethesda, MD - For automotive journalist Benji Wheeling, the day began like any other. After hitting snooze 3-4 times, he rose to a little...
Man lecturing teenage son, white 2019 Chevy Sonic to side

Parents Unite Against Chevy Sonic After Being Forced to Lie to Their Kids

At the risk of using a cliched sentiment, parenting really is the most difficult job you could ever have. Aside from a handful of...
Woman in lingerie using computer to search for used trucks for sale, child on tablet, on black background

Instagram Influencer Questioned Under Suspicion of Child Endangerment

(Editorial Note: as restricted by a court order issued at the time of arraignment, THE LEMON will not be revealing the true identities of...
Chef making soup with chicken manure, TV with 2019 Chevy Volt in back

Making Chicken Soup out of Chicken Sh*t: The Secret Genius Behind the Chevy Volt

Detroit, MI - Do you think today’s automakers are producing vehicles with the unique needs and demands of the driver in mind? Or, do...
A man in a suit with a car key in the palm of his hand, protesters in back

Ignorant, Uninformed Protestors Targets GMC for Discrimination

A recent poll, measuring the 2019 GMC Sierra 1500 vs 2019 Chevy Silverado has garnered national attention resulting from the outcries of political activist...
Looking at a pink sunset from the driver seat of a KITT equipped vehicle

GM Prepares to Arm Law Enforcement With “Unfair Advantage”

While composing an in-depth look at the 2019 Chevy Equinox, I found myself amazed at just how far the pioneering crossover has come in...
White 2019 Chevy Camaro in hair salon with man with mullet

Hairdressers Protest the Camaro out of Fear That Mullets Will Return

Rindge, NH - On one hand, it’s hard to argue that the 2019 Chevy Camaro is an eye-catching example of performance-minded engineering paired with...
Man with tie on head in room with painting of Ben Franklin, TV shows Mr. Freeze from Batman, pile of cocaine on table

Ben Franklin, Schwarzenegger & Cocaine Praised for Chevy’s Hybrid / EV Lineup

The process of naming a vehicle, or family of vehicles, will always differ based on the philosophy of the automaker. Economy automakers might aim...