A couple is taking keys from a car salesman while they all wear face masks to prevent the virus, which is in an issue in live auto news.

Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”

In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too...
Swiper and Dora are next to a crashed car to help people decide between the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse.

Ford, Chevy & Nickelodeon say #SwiperNoSwiping

Debating the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse? You’re not alone, but in 2020 it appears that the two may no longer be...
Two women are standing in front of their new white Mercedes.

Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”

Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their...
Two hamsters are on the road promoting the Hamsterbil, which will be available at Chevy dealerships soon.

Forget EV – Chevy Knows it’s All about Hamsters

Electric vehicles are yesterday’s news. The Tesla Cybertruck, the Ford Mustang Mach-E: these are so last year that they might as well be Epstein...
A board meeting for 2020 Kia Sportage vs 2020 Chevy Blazer with ideas such as 3D car printing, community car building and VR driving

5 Bold New Automotive Technologies

One thing I find interesting about the auto industry is the way in which it draws inspiration from other industries and businesses to innovate...
A memorium of Jason Cook, who may have died while writing a comparison on the 2020 Ford Escape vs 2020 Chevy Equinox, is shown.

Local Writer Found Dead: The Lemon Investigates

The Lemon respectfully requests that our loyal readers join us in a moment of quiet reflection in memory of celebrated staff writer Jason Cook,...
A woman is having a hot flash outside of a Chevy dealer with a blue Camaro inside.

How a Hot Flash Got Me a Hot Rod

Editor's Note: Recently, popular articles such as Massachusetts Presidential Hopeful Turns Down Jeep Sponsorship and GM Criticized for Referring to Discontinued Models as “Epsteins” (Because...
A woman is next to a zero f*cks meter in front of the GM building.

Chevy Targets People Who Have “Run Out of F*cks”

These days, it seems as though most topics of conversation are (in some way) impacted by the idea of sustainability. In fact, it seems...
Inuit people are standing next to a Ford Pro4x truck with a husky in the back, debating the 2020 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Nissan Titan.

Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit

’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the...
A framed photo of a shirtless Santa giving the middle finger is shown in front of the GM building to help compare the 2020 Chevy Silverado 1500 vs 2020 Toyota Tundra.

“Christmas Icon” Helps Toyota to Beat out Chevy for #2 Truck Spot

It’s a tale as old as time. No…we’re not talking about ‘Beauty and the Beast’, you strung-out Disney+ junkie; we’re talking about the battle...