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    A blue 2022 Chevy Bolt is shown from the side after leaving a Certified Chevy dealer.

    Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program

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    New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
    A sales manager dressed as a reindeer furry is shown standing in front of a Certified Pre-Owned Ford F-150 dealer.

    Sales Promotion Might Just Be Manager Coming Out As A Furry

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    One local dealership is having trouble retaining employees as an unusually enthusiastic promotion causes unrest on the sales floor. It started several months ago...
    A man is shown using a laptop with a phone in his hand in a dark room after lookin up 'Certified Pre-Owned Ford dealer'.

    Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!

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    Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
    A certified pre-owned Toyota dealer checklist is shown.

    2022 Brings Big Changes to Toyota CPO Terms

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    If you’ve been thinking about visiting your local Certified Pre-Owned Toyota dealer, but you’ve been waiting in hopes that the car market will get...
    A black Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer is shown from the front on a rainy day.

    A PSA on Vehicular Original Owner Abandonment and Emotional Distress Syndrome

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    The following is a Public Service Announcement from your Local Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer dealers. Has your Explorer been gloomy? Has it flashed its lights...
    A mechanic is shown checking off an inspection list at a used GM dealership.

    The Truth About GM CPO Vehicles

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    The auto industry is like Vegas: the odds are never in your favor, the house always wins, and the hookers don’t actually like you....
    Andrew Cuomo is in front of the Ford building.

    Cuomo Impeachment Investigation Unearths Ford Scandal

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    Beleaguered New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo was dealt a new blow this afternoon, and it hit him like a Certified Pre-Owned...
    The Ford logo is shown over 0s and 1s for Ford Certified Pre-owned cars.

    Uncertain Times Call for Uncertain Measures

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    In these uncertain times, there’s a fair amount of comfort to be found in the familiar and logical, which often leaves the new and...
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