A mechanic is shown checking off an inspection list at a used GM dealership.

The Truth About GM CPO Vehicles

The auto industry is like Vegas: the odds are never in your favor, the house always wins, and the hookers don’t actually like you....
A certified pre-owned Toyota dealer checklist is shown.

2022 Brings Big Changes to Toyota CPO Terms

If you’ve been thinking about visiting your local Certified Pre-Owned Toyota dealer, but you’ve been waiting in hopes that the car market will get...
A sales manager dressed as a reindeer furry is shown standing in front of a Certified Pre-Owned Ford F-150 dealer.

Sales Promotion Might Just Be Manager Coming Out As A Furry

One local dealership is having trouble retaining employees as an unusually enthusiastic promotion causes unrest on the sales floor. It started several months ago...
A man is shown using a laptop with a phone in his hand in a dark room after lookin up 'Certified Pre-Owned Ford dealer'.

Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!

Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
A black Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer is shown from the front on a rainy day.

A PSA on Vehicular Original Owner Abandonment and Emotional Distress Syndrome

The following is a Public Service Announcement from your Local Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer dealers. Has your Explorer been gloomy? Has it flashed its lights...
A blue 2022 Chevy Bolt is shown from the side after leaving a Certified Chevy dealer.

Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program

New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
A woman and a man are shown looking at the bottom of a car at a Certified Pre-Owned Chevy truck dealer.

Auto Mechanic’s Mind Blown After Woman Demonstrates Reasonable Knowledge of Vehicles

DETROIT, MI — Expectations held about the knowledge of America's auto mechanics have always been relatively high, especially in recent years. After all, with...
After searching for a bad credit car dealership near me, a dealer is holding keys over two peoples heads.

Top Three Signs a Car Dealership Is Actually a Bordello

Unless you’re intimately familiar with the seedy underbelly of the auto industry, this may come as a surprise to you. Some car dealerships are...