The Truth About GM CPO Vehicles
The auto industry is like Vegas: the odds are never in your favor, the house always wins, and the hookers don’t actually like you....
Sales Promotion Might Just Be Manager Coming Out As A Furry
One local dealership is having trouble retaining employees as an unusually enthusiastic promotion causes unrest on the sales floor. It started several months ago...
2022 Brings Big Changes to Toyota CPO Terms
If you’ve been thinking about visiting your local Certified Pre-Owned Toyota dealer, but you’ve been waiting in hopes that the car market will get...
Secrets of Ford Blue Advantage Program Revealed!
Right now, it’s 2:24 in the morning, and I find myself unable to sleep – I slept for about an hour when I awoke...
Top Three Signs a Car Dealership Is Actually a Bordello
Unless you’re intimately familiar with the seedy underbelly of the auto industry, this may come as a surprise to you. Some car dealerships are...
Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program
New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
Auto Mechanic’s Mind Blown After Woman Demonstrates Reasonable Knowledge of Vehicles
DETROIT, MI — Expectations held about the knowledge of America's auto mechanics have always been relatively high, especially in recent years. After all, with...
A PSA on Vehicular Original Owner Abandonment and Emotional Distress Syndrome
The following is a Public Service Announcement from your Local Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer dealers.
Has your Explorer been gloomy? Has it flashed its lights...