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How a Hot Flash Got Me a Hot Rod

A woman is having a hot flash outside of a Chevy dealer with a blue Camaro inside.
Editor's Note: Recently, popular articles such as Massachusetts Presidential Hopeful Turns Down Jeep Sponsorship and GM Criticized for Referring to Discontinued Models as “Epsteins” (Because They Didn’t Kill Themselves) have sparked intense debate online, inundating Facebook with vitriol from both sides of the political aisle. To comply with Community Standards, The Lemon has been asked to incorporate content of a...

Chevy Targets People Who Have “Run Out of F*cks”

A woman is next to a zero f*cks meter in front of the GM building.
These days, it seems as though most topics of conversation are (in some way) impacted by the idea of sustainability. In fact, it seems fair to say that our global community is collectively focused on the various resources that we rely upon, the manner in which those resources are distributed, and the rate at which we consume them. From...

Ford’s #1, But Some States Just Aren’t Inuit

Inuit people are standing next to a Ford Pro4x truck with a husky in the back, debating the 2020 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Nissan Titan.
’Tis the season…the season where, from one coast to another, friends, families, and loved ones are uniting with one another to share in the festive spirit of the holidays. There are halls to be decked, belts to be jingled, gifts to be given, and conflicts to be diffused between indoctrinated undergrads and their inarguably racist grandparents. Merry Christmas, indeed....

Highway Safety: The Newest Victim of Social Justice Warriors

A bald man labeled 'masshole' is crying with a discount tire's tread being checked by a penny behind him.
Judging by a recent news story, discount tire places around Massachusetts might find themselves indebted to the overly-sensitive champions of the underdog that seem to have overrun the Bay State. “Bald is Beautiful…” It’s a saying which probably started out as some sort of affirmation uttered quietly into the mirror by countless follicly-challenged men each morning, but it has grown to...

Has the Mach-E Reinvented ‘Reinvention’?

A 'cool mom' is in front of red 2021 Ford Mustang Mach-E.
Apple. Robert Downey Jr. Lego. Miley Cyrus. Old Spice. Caitlin Jenner. Bruce Jenner’s closet. What do all of these things have in common? They’ve all been recognized for reinventing themselves in fresh, new ways. More importantly, those reinventions came as a result of personal choice, not as a result of outside pressure, insistence, or even request. And it would...

Upgrade Your 2020 With the Newest Internet Challenge

A GMC SUV is parked with Ciara, Level Up, Tide Pods, marshmallows, and a man with a selfie-stick in front of it.
As a general rule, GMC’s marketing initiatives feel like a bit of a crapshoot. Think about it. In fact, let’s put a question out there for the non-GMC loyalists: when was the last time you remember seeing a GMC television spot? If you’re among the minority who can actually summon that memory, did the commercial actually make an impression?...

Consumer Warning: Do Not Seek “Used Wranglers” on Craigs List

A vintage looking woman is scared in front of a map with the scariest urban legends by state.
If someone were to begin searching used Jeeps for sale, they'd probably expect a pretty straightforward process. It's unlikely that they'd give any thought to the possibility that their search could potentially overlap with urban legends. After all, how much do we (as rational adults) actually worry about urban legends within our daily lives? Not much. Think for a moment...

New Car Smells Aimed at Boomers

Five old ladies are wearing hand held masks and being sprayed the the scents used to help sell used Cadillacs.
As of late, GM has shown a refreshing level of transparency when it comes to the inherent struggles of the Cadillac brand. Victimized in the public eye by damning headlines like, “Can Cadillac ever get its groove back?” and “Cadillac’s Last Stand,” there’s been little secret that the brand has found it difficult to maintain, let alone define, their...

Ford Blindsided by ‘Imma Tell My Kids’ Memes

Parents are talking to their angry son about Ford cars for sale.
If you're searching online for Ford cars for sale, it's only a matter of time before you find yourself searching exclusively through discontinued models. Most of you may already know this, but Ford Motor Company had announced this past year that they would be discontinuing their sedan offerings to restructure their lineup around more popular crossover and SUV models....

The Ghost Car Epidemic No One is Talking About

A ghost car that has been mentioned in live auto news is driving on a foggy road at night.
If you’re interested in live auto news like I am, and you watch for the signs and secret signals that we all know are deeply encoded in the endless stream of buzzwords and propaganda scrawled across most car news sites out there, like I do, then you’re already well aware of what I’m going to discuss here today. To...