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Jill Biden Accused of Bullying
If you’re in search of No Credit Car Loans but are having no luck, it might be in your best interest to volunteer for one particular campaign in general…and no, we’re not talking about Bernie Sanders.
With another presidential race upon us, we now find ourselves perpetually exposed to the kind of conflicts, uncertainty, and general ugliness that comes as a result...
Exposed: The War on Diesel
Hypothetical situation: there are three things you can go in pursuit of, but you must only choose two. So if given the choice of bagels, pizza, or diesel trucks for sale - which would you choose? According to recent speculation, you might need to choose fast.
With sustainability resting at the forefront of automotive innovation, it stands to reason that...
Tropical Storm Karen: A Clever Ploy by FCA?
It was way back in the 1950s when the U.S. National Hurricane Center began the practice which would carry over to the World Meteorological Organization: the practice of assigning human names to tropical storms and hurricanes. This replaced the previous practice of assigning numerical names based on latitudinal and longitudinal placement, mostly because it made it easier for the...
Rising Concern That Volvo is Mass-Producing AI Interfaces
This recent week, headlines and (most everyone’s) social media newsfeeds have been overtaken by a polarizing 16-year old Swedish girl who will have either earned your enthusiastic praise, or your scathing criticism. Of course, we’re talking about Greta Thunberg, the controversial and confrontational environmental activist with a love of indicting figures of authority with patronizing declarations of, “How Dare...
Worst Name Ideas for ‘Baby Bronco’
While it's inevitable that some poor schmuck with inarguably weak judgment is shopping for used Ford trucks right now, the automaker seems to be developing an entirely new customer base in the crossover segment. And while it was previously referred to (albeit unofficially) as the 'Baby Bronco', Ford has revealed that they have finally decided upon a name for...
Dodge: Helping or Hindering Transgenderism
With the possible exception of Jews (mostly because of that whole 'Bar Mitzvah' thing), many cultures believed that a boy became a man the first time they climbed under the hood of a car, set foot on a Dodge dealership, attended a car show or demolition derby, or participated in a drag race. And sure, those cultures tend to...
The Pumpkin Spice Wrangler is Back (This Time for Real)
It’s been about two years since the world was first tricked into believing that FCA intended to release a limited-edition #PumpkinSpice Wrangler aimed at all the #BasicBitches out there. Here’s a brief excerpt of our original story.
“According to industry insiders, all 1000 pre-orders were filled faster than a white girl can slip into yoga pants and Ugg boots....
Jeff Goldblum is the New Face of GM
General Motors can’t seem to catch a break.
Criticism over layoffs and closures. The Silverado being unseated from the #2 position by the RAM 1500. And, of course, the recent barrage of criticisms being levied at them by the President of the United States, as a result of their ever-diminishing presence in Detroit. And while some would argue that their...
Can’t Stand the Rain? Mazda Has Plans
In a display of arbitrary popularity surge unseen since all of social media decided to collectively canonize Keanu Reeves as some sort of earthbound demigod, Missy' Misdemeanor' Elliott is currently being hoisted up by the masses after receiving MTV's Video Vanguard award last month. Now…you might be confused by the realization that MTV still values music - or even...
This Fall…Disneyland…Bieber v. Cruise
Just when a lull in automotive headlines made it seem like random conversations comparing the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Dodge Journey could end up being the premier automotive headline of the summer, the seeds of a more compelling showdown were being sowed (not that that’s saying much).
On June 9th, Justin Bieber set Twitter (as well as Scientology, the...
