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GMC SUV Prepares To Scale Border Wall

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“The ramp needs a bit more elevation!” yelled Tommy McCallahan as he put the finishing touches on a ramp in his back yard. Generally, if someone were to come across this scene, they’d probably assume that Tommy was building some skatepark. Considering the size of the ramp, perhaps they’d think Tommy was preparing for some daredevil stunt. Well, they’d...

Cars That Almost Were: 2019 Mazda Shazam

The Mazda symbol in a storm next to DC's Shazam! in live auto news
For the better part of two decades, the scope of comic-based entertainment seems to have grown exponentially…arguably to the point of oversaturation. From feature films to programs featured on streaming services, there has been no shortage of material. Formatted to be as palatable to the general audience as it is to fanatical enthusiasts, this content aims to create visibility...

Gearhead Dad & Gamer Son Find Common Ground

Family of three with sunlight and a tag that says wishlist
Rindge NH - This past Christmas, a Google search for RAM dealers near me, performed by a southern New Hampshire mother might have served to restore peace to her increasingly turbulent household. Ask most men, and they’ll agree that the relationship between fathers and sons can prove to be a slippery slope; one that can be difficult for both to...

Lin-Manuel Writing New Hip-Hop Musical Based on GM CEO

Time Square showing a billboard for Barra the musical on broadway
NEW YORK CITY - Fresh off his hit Broadway smash hit “Hamilton” and starring appearance in “Mary Poppins,” Lin-Manuel Miranda is once again planning to take the world by storm. The actor/composer/playwriter/seemingly nice dude recently announced that he’d be writing a hip-hop musical based on the life of GM CEO Mary Barra (which is aptly titled “Barra”). “I purchased a...

GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures

No GM plant closures rally in live auto news
Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal woes that have forced several plant closures and countless layoffs. But how does one battle such negative press? According to GM insiders (who have requested that we protect their anonymity) the automotive giant aims to employ...

Scientists Link Spousal Indecisiveness to SUV Craze

A man with a check mark in one hand and an x in the other is trying to make a decision with his girlfriend.
Cambridge MA - If you and your significant other are debating the 2019 Chevy Equinox vs 2019 Kia Sportage, you might be exhibiting the early signs of a failing relationship; according to Harvard researchers, anyway…. We’ve all been there. Regardless of our gender, that of our partner, or the respective roles that we play within the confines of our own households...

Electrification of F-Series Sparks Unexpected Debate

Electrician at a Ford factory in live auto news
After decades of discussion, debates and live auto news coverage regarding the energy crisis, the majority of automakers seem to be neck-in-neck with one another as they wrap up the first leg of what seems to be a sustainability relay of sorts. The race, in which they’ve spent the last ten years catching their stride, has placed them on...

“Introducing the 2020 Buick GucciDap 6900” by Brogan McHenry

A group of high schoolers fooling around
DETROIT, MICHIGAN - What’s good, my dudes. I figured I’d introduce myself before I share some cool car news from my uncle. My name is Brogan McHenry. I’m an 11th grader at Mumford High School and I love three things: chicks, cars, and lacrosse. I hold a team-record for chugging three beers at a party last weekend, and that...

Writer Releases Ford-Themed Erotic Novel

Fake erotic novel cover titled My Lord The Ford involving the 2019 Ford Ecosport vs 2019 Chevy Trax
Fresh off her successful book “A Gronking to Remember,” author Lacey Noonan is looking to appeal to another type of audience. The erotic-fiction writer will soon be releasing a book titled ‘My Lord: The Ford,’ the first book in a trilogy of sexy car-themed novels. The author is no stranger to unorthodox subject-matter, and her latest series of books...

No-Water Car Wash Opens to Address Bacterial Concerns

Slugs covering a couple's used car in Dayton Ohio
Dayton OH - When looking to buy new or used cars near Dayton Ohio, residents are being encouraged by local authorities to insist that the vehicle be washed beforehand. But, to be clear, not just any washing will do. In fact, a temporary county ordinance requires all dealerships (or private seller) within a twenty-mile radius of Dayton to perform...