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The Exact Moment #InAWorldNoTwitter Jumped the Shark

A futuristic city, where comparing the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul is no longer necessary, is shown with a grave stone for Twitter.
If you’re in the market for a new crossover, researching and comparing models like the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul, we commend you for performing your due diligence prior to making any final decision. There are plenty of reliable resources out there, online and across social media, empowering your choice with both technical specs and consumer insights....

Detective Pikachu Conspiracy Theory

The detective Pikachu is shown with the words 'conspiracy theory' in front of a used car driving away.
Detective Pikachu, a recent and popular film adaptation released May 10th, has been quite the topic of conversation even with last season of Game of Thrones and the recent Avengers: End Game being released around the same time. The month of May saw a crazy surge in the entertainment industry as a whole, with Detective Pikachu being the icing...

Texas Dealership Sees Uptick in Sales Following Free Donut Giveaway

A giant donut is behind a line of vehicles at one of the Texas GMC dealers.
Houston, TX –  One of our local Texas GMC dealers has seen a recent uptick in sales, and it can all be attributed to donuts. McDouglas' GMC in Houston, Texas recently unveiled their latest promotion: free donuts while waiting to buy a truck with a whole box thrown in with the final purchase. The dealership has seen their sales increase...

Will There (Already) be a Sequel to YESTERDAY?

Parody of 'Yesterday' Movie Poster featuring man crossing Abbey Road, while looking back at a 1995 Dodge Stratus
On June 28th, movie audiences and lovers of The Beatles will finally get a chance to view the long-awaited release of Yesterday, a film which has been teased relentlessly in emotion-stirring trailers over the past few months. Yesterday tells the story of a struggling singer-songwriter who wakes up one day to find that he’s the only person on Earth...

Man Confuses Jeep Features with Ghosts

An old man's face is shown in front of a Jeep Grand Cherokee with haunted characters around it. He wishes he compared the 2019 Buick Enclave vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee better.
Lakeland, FL - A local man is inviting paranormal investigators to a small Florida town. If you were hoping for a quick debate about the 2019 Buick Enclave vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee, I will spare you the technical details and tell you to pick the Buick. That Jeep Cherokee is haunted. All Jeeps are haunted.  Just ask Reginald...

Is This a Joke? Pennywise the New Face of Takata Airbags?

Pennywise is waving while a car sinks into a frozen lake.
I don’t care what my CFO Ashley tells you, reporting on live auto news headlines is hard work, achievable only by the most insightful, resilient and unconventionally handsome of professionals. Sure, the high level of innovation and steady stream of compelling concepts and reveals presented at industry trade shows worldwide offer a certain level of appeal. But all too...

Winter is…Gone? Huge Misstep in GoT Marketing

The Game of Thrones characters are at a modern day summer beach party.
On Sunday, April 14th a global audience was rewarded with the beginning of the end; the first episode of the long-awaited eighth (and final) season of Game of Thrones. Not only did it represent the near-culmination of (three days shy of) an eight-year relationship for many viewers, but the highly-anticipated episode had been the first in nearly twenty months....

Joe Biden: The New Face of “New Car Smell”?

In live auto news, Biden may be the face of a new car smell product, whihc is shown in front of him and next to a confused woman.
Almost as if we were experiencing some sort of extended April Fools Day, many of the news stories appearing this spring have felt like they could have been the creation of some satirical news site. This is nothing new of course, with the better part of the last five years feeling like a comic surrealist mindf*ck. But with the...

Jaguar Land Rover Reveals Controversial EV Concept

Jaguar & Land Rover Vehicles shown with tire tracks across artist's depiction of BREXIT
Coventry, UK - Iconic British automakers Jaguar Land Rover (JLR) have had their fair share of headaches to deal with as of late. A weak presence in China and dwindling appeal have (most recently) equated to 12% dip in sales for the month of May, the most recent example of a downward trend that JLR seems unable to break. But...

Shade Behind the Failed FCA / Renault Merger

As the proposed merger between Fiat-Chrysler and Renault crumbles, we wonder if 'Shade' is the root cause.
Just one week ago, the proposed merger between Fiat-Chrysler and French automaker, Renault had been poised to give birth to an entity that would assert itself as the third largest global automotive entity. If successful, the entity would have offered one of the most diverse portfolios, having combined such notable brands as Abarth, Alfa Romeo, Dodge, Fiat, Jeep, Lancia, Maserati,...