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How Many Sausages Do They Fit?
Listen, dammit: over the years, I've worked with a lot of fine people that write a lot of exceptional articles about a lot of great vehicles, and they all make the same mistake – they give us facts and specs that no one cares about. Let's say you're interested in comparing a couple of vehicles like the 2020 Chevy...
Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo
There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at just one or two at a time and compare them, such as focusing on the 2020 Chevy Blazer vs 2020 Kia Sorento. Looking at these two vehicles, we can see that they both—okay, I’m already...
Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”
In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too has the auto industry often led the way in embracing revolutionary power technology. From hybrid engines to electric vehicles, you can find plenty of examples of the brains behind the auto market leaping forward to...
Surviving the Coronapocalypse Wasteland
Columbus, OH - Since February, we watched as the world was torn apart by the deadly and infectious disease known as COVID-19, or simply, the Coronavirus. This virus originated in Wuhan, China, and has spread across the globe. Most recently, it has caused other serious problems in the U.S., including the stock market as the Dow dropped, people are...
Perfectly Normal Title
When looking at used cars for sale in Ohio, it’s important to start off by figuring out what kind of vehicle you need. For example, if you have a large family and want to be able to easily transport them around town or take a road trip, then something like a large SUV can be a great choice. On...
Ford, Chevy & Nickelodeon say #SwiperNoSwiping
Debating the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse? You’re not alone, but in 2020 it appears that the two may no longer be direct competitors. In fact, if children’s programming network Nickelodeon has anything to say about it, the popular SUVs might be the newest amigos in town.
Cross-marketing can be a funny thing. When two separate and often...
Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”
Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their elementary school science fairs. But one might view the reaction between the two as a great metaphor for the automotive landscape if we replace vinegar with internet memes and baking soda with New Years’ resolution....
Nissan Pathfinder: The New Face of Planned Parenthood?
Debating the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder just got a whole lot easier. Well, scratch that. Saying that it’s ‘a lot easier’ might be an overstatement, but it may have gotten ‘a little bit easier’ depending on how easily you’re influenced by what you see online.
Acknowledging the volatile nature of the world we live in, there are...
New Series Highlights the Problem with our SUV Craze
In the ongoing war between leading automakers, it would appear that fresh shots are being fired across the bow at those who are restructuring their lineups around crossovers and SUVs. The source: a Dutch video series called “Are You Dumber Than an American?” And people are wondering if it might have lasting ramifications on the entire segment while issuing...
Forget EV – Chevy Knows it’s All about Hamsters
Electric vehicles are yesterday’s news. The Tesla Cybertruck, the Ford Mustang Mach-E: these are so last year that they might as well be Epstein memes. At a secret meeting, attended only by top men at Chevy (Top… Men) and a few key industry insiders (yours damn truly!), the engineers at GM revealed a specially-designed hamster-powered vehicle that you’ll find...
