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How Many Sausages Do They Fit?

A German man is behind sausages, which are surrounded by equations to compare the 2020 Chevy Blazer vs 2020 Kia Sorento.
Listen, dammit: over the years, I've worked with a lot of fine people that write a lot of exceptional articles about a lot of great vehicles, and they all make the same mistake – they give us facts and specs that no one cares about. Let's say you're interested in comparing a couple of vehicles like the 2020 Chevy...

Blazer or Sorento: Clash at Kalamazoo

A homeless-looking man ignores 2020 Chevy Blazer vs 2020 Kia Sorento and gives an interview about jellyfish.
There are a lot of midsize SUVs available these days, so picking the right one can be difficult. It can help to look at just one or two at a time and compare them, such as focusing on the 2020 Chevy Blazer vs 2020 Kia Sorento. Looking at these two vehicles, we can see that they both—okay, I’m already...

Chevy Unveils Exciting New “PlagueTech”

A couple is taking keys from a car salesman while they all wear face masks to prevent the virus, which is in an issue in live auto news.
In much the same way the porn industry has always been on the cutting edge of adopting new and impressive video technology, so too has the auto industry often led the way in embracing revolutionary power technology. From hybrid engines to electric vehicles, you can find plenty of examples of the brains behind the auto market leaping forward to...

Surviving the Coronapocalypse Wasteland

A salesman with a medical mask is holding keys in front of used cars in Columbus, Ohio.
Columbus, OH - Since February, we watched as the world was torn apart by the deadly and infectious disease known as COVID-19, or simply, the Coronavirus. This virus originated in Wuhan, China, and has spread across the globe. Most recently, it has caused other serious problems in the U.S., including the stock market as the Dow dropped, people are...

Perfectly Normal Title

A cabin is shown in the mountains with the word 'surrender' written subliminally in the sky, and it is owned by someone looking for used cars for sale in Ohio.
When looking at used cars for sale in Ohio, it’s important to start off by figuring out what kind of vehicle you need. For example, if you have a large family and want to be able to easily transport them around town or take a road trip, then something like a large SUV can be a great choice. On...

Ford, Chevy & Nickelodeon say #SwiperNoSwiping

Swiper and Dora are next to a crashed car to help people decide between the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse.
Debating the 2020 Ford Explorer vs 2020 Chevy Traverse? You’re not alone, but in 2020 it appears that the two may no longer be direct competitors. In fact, if children’s programming network Nickelodeon has anything to say about it, the popular SUVs might be the newest amigos in town. Cross-marketing can be a funny thing. When two separate and often...

Are Chevy and Ford Asking Themselves “New Year Who Dis?”

Two women are standing in front of their new white Mercedes.
Vinegar. Baking Soda. Individually harmless? Of course. But, combined, these components have empowered subpar 2nd graders everywhere to earn ‘Honorable Mention’ ribbons at their elementary school science fairs. But one might view the reaction between the two as a great metaphor for the automotive landscape if we replace vinegar with internet memes and baking soda with New Years’ resolution....

Nissan Pathfinder: The New Face of Planned Parenthood?

A phone with a meme on it is in front of a Nissan Pathfinder and Planned Parenthood, which is helping people decide between the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder.
Debating the 2020 GMC Acadia vs 2020 Nissan Pathfinder just got a whole lot easier. Well, scratch that. Saying that it’s ‘a lot easier’ might be an overstatement, but it may have gotten ‘a little bit easier’ depending on how easily you’re influenced by what you see online. Acknowledging the volatile nature of the world we live in, there are...

New Series Highlights the Problem with our SUV Craze

A man on a Youtube video is next to cash while deciding between the 2020 Ford EcoSport vs 2020 Nissan Kicks.
In the ongoing war between leading automakers, it would appear that fresh shots are being fired across the bow at those who are restructuring their lineups around crossovers and SUVs. The source: a Dutch video series called “Are You Dumber Than an American?” And people are wondering if it might have lasting ramifications on the entire segment while issuing...

Forget EV – Chevy Knows it’s All about Hamsters

Two hamsters are on the road promoting the Hamsterbil, which will be available at Chevy dealerships soon.
Electric vehicles are yesterday’s news. The Tesla Cybertruck, the Ford Mustang Mach-E: these are so last year that they might as well be Epstein memes. At a secret meeting, attended only by top men at Chevy (Top… Men) and a few key industry insiders (yours damn truly!), the engineers at GM revealed a specially-designed hamster-powered vehicle that you’ll find...