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We’re Getting the Band Back Together! We Just Need a New Car!

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Here at The Lemon, we look for news in all the places the regular folks at NBC, CNN, Fox, or The Onion don’t. We look towards you, our fans, our followers, our friendly critics for the best stories you have to offer. And just when we thought we’d seen all of the best stories, we got this...

My 4th Grade Teacher Secretly Moonlighted as a Used Car Salesman

A 4th grade book list and a teacher at a Cincinnati used car lot are shown.
As you navigate your way through what we call life, there are times when you pause, reflect, and learn something new from your past. This happens to everybody, and there are no exceptions. For example, up until a certain age, you probably believed in Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny. In some cases, it is just the...

Safety Features are Taking the Fun Out of Driving

A decal is shown on a rear window that says 'rub some mud on it, walk it off'.
There is a movement that formed several years ago on the relatively unknown social media platform RotorHead that has enjoyed a surge in popularity as of late. RotorHead is a place where car enthusiasts gather and discuss everything about cars and car culture. Some time back, a discussion began about modern safety features found in vehicles at...

Fiat 500: Adorable City Car or Italian Death Machine?

A close up shows a wide-eyed man laying on a pillow and a black used Fiat 500 perched on his head.
Dear reader, if you know anything, then you know this: I’m the only one out here, working hard every single day, who will tell you the truth. Everything else is lies, propaganda, and advertising; only I have your interests at heart and want to ensure you can keep living your best life and being your authentic self....

5 Secrets Car Dealerships Don’t Want You to Know

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Friends, as one of my loyal readers, you no doubt have come to trust me and rely on me to tell it to you straight. As such, let me start by saying this: car dealers want your money. They want to sell you a vehicle and get as much money out of you for it as they...

GM Opponents Advance the Science of Excuseology

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Thanks to the continuing high value provided by used GM products available at local used car dealers, those who find themselves outdone by the owners of these vehicles are pushing the very limits of Excuseology. Excuseology, or the science of coming up with and stating excuses, has long been an important field of study...

The Mysterious World of Mitsubishi

A hooded figure is shown with a Mitsubishi logo for a face, after leaving a used car dealer near you.
The automotive world is full of surprises. Take, for example, the Phoenix-like rise, fall, rise, fall, and rise again of electric vehicles (maybe this time the idea will stick). Or recent revelations that some manufacturers, such as Jeep and Ram, have been placing “Easter Eggs” in our vehicles, leading drivers to crawl around their vehicles, looking for...

Huge Leak: Major Info about the Apple Car

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Whether you’re interested in auto news or simply have ears and eyes, you’ve probably heard some sort of scuttlebutt about an Apple Car in the works. Dubbed by some as the “iCar,” there are more rumors about it swirling throughout the media and auto industry news outlets than anything else I can ever remember seeing. Everyone wants...

Introducing the Ford Chassis Cab Insurrection Edition

A blue truck full of Stouffer's meatballs is parked in front of a group of protesters.
Friends, as you well know, I consider myself an unassailable bastion of automotive journalistic integrity and a man that can eat an unreasonable number of meatballs in a single meal. Especially smaller, cocktail meatballs, like as appetizers. Find me some small meatballs in sauce – particularly a zesty Asian-inspired BBQ sauce using hoisin – and I’ll sit myself down...

First EV Road Rally to be Held Inside New York State Capitol

A man with an eco warrior forearm tattoo is shown standing excitedly in front of the New York State capitol building.
The New York State Capitol building a classic example of Gothic architecture perched atop State Street Hill in Albany. For the past year, this wonderful building has been closed to visitors out of an abundance of caution as a result of the Covid-19 pandemic that has sickened over one million New York residents and claimed the lives of another...