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Why Jeep Should Reconsider The Term All-Terrain

A shark has a Jeep tattoo reading "don't follow me, you won't make it."
As brands and companies fall victim to marketing missteps and downright tone-deafness, there is a single brand that continues to operate unabetted by angry Twitter profiles and celebrity personalities alike, Jeep. Yes, we mean the beloved car manufacture known best for their development of vehicles that are intended to symbolize the ultimate freedom, freedom from the road. But what...

Our Case for Why Auto Manufacturers Should Start Developing Spaceships

A spaceship is shown in front of the NIssan headquarters.
Change is constant, no matter how you spin it. While you can fight the perpetual march of time and innovation, chances are you’ll be left in the dust like Mercury, AMC, and Pontiac. Sure, you can stay ahead of the curve by developing hybrid models, or spunky little compact SUVs, but these are small fish here; what automakers should...

Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?

A police officer is outside a used Cadillac SUV dealership at night in front of 'do not cross' tape.
A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its tires, you should check where it was parked for leaks, and you should know how many dead bodies it can fit.” Those are the kind of words I live by, not only as a professional...

The All New Chevy Hyper-Duty 6800 Macho Commando Pickup Truck

A skateboarder is doing a trick in front of a used Chevy truck fitted with rockets and gun turrets next to a box of mountain dew and a Terminator, in front of a Chevy dealership.
Shopping for a new pickup truck, but unimpressed with the selection? Well, you're not alone, sure there may be plenty of pickup models out there, but few really tip the scales in power. It's the same old same old wherever you go from Ford to Toyota, pickup trucks with a horsepower rating still in the triple digits, and a...

Exposé: Hybridization and the Loss of Humanity

A group of people in mask sit around a globe table with a holographic tomato.
The other morning, as I was having my traditional breakfast of chocolate cake served on a bed of squid-ink fettuccine, a thought occurred to me. This is not unusual, of course, thoughts occur to me all the time. At this very moment, for example, a part of my brain is screaming at me, “Why are you doing this? Go...

How to Incorporate Chevy Trucks into Your Next D&D Game Night

D&D characters are in front of a Chevy dealership.
If there’s one thing I know, it’s this: the Venn diagram depicting truck enthusiasts and tabletop gamers is a perfect circle! We’ve all played games like “Lost Journey to Detroit” and the classic “Secret Caverns of Ford” (now, sadly, out of print), and had a lot of fun. But if you’re anything like me (and let’s hope you’re not),...

Ford Begins Manufacturing Masks for 2020 Ford Expedition

Ford CEO Jim Hackett is shown giving a speech while wearing a mask and with a virus pin.
In an attempt to boost sluggish sales, stop climate change, and appease the snowflake liberal media in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford Motor Company announced earlier this week that it had begun manufacturing masks for the 2020 Ford Expedition and several other Ford models. The move came as a surprise to many who were unaware that vehicles such...

“Nuts!” – Brigadier General McAuliffe; Dec. 22, 1944

A shocked squirrel is next to a 2020 Chevy Traverse vs 2020 Honda Pilot parked in front of trees.
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but if there’s anything I’ve learned from the extensive data we collect from you every time you visit our site, it’s this: you’re a squirrel. That’s right, based on our analytics, thorough metrics, and market research we have on file, 80-90% of my readership consists of squirrels. So today, I’m...

Edge vs Murano: Settling the Debate

A 2020 Ford Edge vs 2020 Nissan Murano are in front of a divided lemon.
I can’t think of a more hotly contested, embittered, and contentious rivalry in the entirety of the auto industry than that of the Ford Edge and the Nissan Murano. When you look at the 2020 Ford Edge vs 2020 Nissan Murano, specifically, you can really see how this conflict has informed the decisions of their respective engineers in designing...

Social Distancing On the Go!

A man is blowing bubbles with two red trucks, the 2020 Chevy Colorado vs 2020 Toyota Tacoma, in them.
The auto industry is a complicated place. For one thing, it’s not really a place; so much as it’s a collection of businesses, each competing with each other while also working together in secret to ensure none of them surpass the others by an unreasonable degree. That’s why, when you look at a couple of vehicles like the 2020...