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Texas: No Country for Ol’ Chevys

A cowboy is on a fence looking at his white Chevy Silverado HD towing machinery after leaving a Chevy dealership in Dallas.
When at a Chevy dealership in Dallas, truck buyers must feel a little bit out of place. Each fall, automotive journalists and manufacturer representatives alike meet up for a two-day event hosted by the Texas Auto Writers Association, assessing the industry's most popular cars, trucks, crossovers, and SUVS - at least in the eyes of Texans. And in the...

Toyota to Revive the Matrix with Keanu Reeves

Keanu Reeves in character as NEO from 'The Matrix' films, shown next to a Toyota Matrix
  It was 2014 when Toyota announced that they would be discontinuing the Matrix, after more than a decade. Since then, Toyota has provided no indication that they plan to resurrect the lame-ass hatchback…but then again, no-one has really been asking for them to do so. Let me tell you why you’re here. You’re here because you know something. What you...

Teen Health Warning: Vaping Can Lead to Buying a KIA

Vaping Car Salesman Pitching a Prospective CarBuyer on a KIA Covered with Pro-Vaping Bumper Stickers
  Baltimore MD - In our experience, live auto news reports are crossing over to influence other industries more than ever. While cross-marketing synergies (which often make sense) are most often to blame, every once in a while there’s an overlap that we never saw coming, in an industry we wouldn’t have expected, which throws us for a loop. A...

Woman Takes Selfie with Jeep, Ruins Life

A woman is taking selfies with her Jeep Cherokee, which aids in the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Jeep Cherokee comparison.
Los Angeles, CA - A woman’s recent decision to take a selfie with her new purchase may have solved the month-long debate of the 2019 Ford Edge vs 2019 Jeep Cherokee. How so? Well, as you’re about to learn, only morons opt for Jeeps. Kaitlyn McGovern recently went grocery shopping on a June afternoon. On the way home, Kaitlyn decided...

Magician Buys Ford Escape for Act, Is Very Disappointed

A magician is holding a fanned deck of cards in front of a white Ford Escape, which is a popular new Ford for sale.
Imagine spending $50,000 and realizing that your recent purchase doesn’t satisfy your (very) specific needs. That’s what happened recently to a Las Vegas entertainer after he spent a pretty penny on a new Ford for sale. Ron McIntyre of the little-known and struggling act “Magic with Mac” saw an ad for a brand-new Ford Escape. While the magician understood that...

BMW to Upcharge for Apple CarPlay

A hand is flipping off the BMW Apple CarPlay feature which is a topic in live auto news.
In this business, live auto news headlines can present themselves in a wide variety of forms. Most are focused on a particular model, consisting of development updates, reviews, or providing a breakdown of performance attributes or specs. Others offer valuable insights, based around an individual automaker or of the industry as a whole. But every once in awhile, a story...

Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family

A Certificate of Divorce is being signed next to an elderly man and the Mercedes he bought instead of a used Cadillac.
Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting for a used Cadillac, as he’s also at risk of losing the rest of his family. Randall Cunningham and his wife, Petunia, knew their marriage had been in trouble once their three kids had finally moved...

FaceApp to Introduce New Automotive App

Female CarBuyer shown side-by-side with an aged version of herself (and her car) via FaceApp
If you’re anything like us, over the last week your Facebook newsfeed has begun to look like a ‘Who’s Who’ of local nursing homes with your friends, family, and acquaintances using FaceApp to transform themselves into aged versions of themselves. Also, if you’re anything like us, it had gotten pretty damn annoying after about an hour. And while FaceApp...

Price Is Right Contestant Wins Chevy Colorado, Doesn’t Want It

Drew Carey is shown smiling on the left, while a women has her hands over her face on the righ because she won a Chevy Colorado instead of one of the used Ford trucks she wanted.
Los Angeles, California - Nancy Girginis, COME ON DOWN… to a dealership that sells used Ford trucks in Indianapolis. An Indiana woman recently appeared on an episode of The Price is Right that has gone viral among the elderly community. Girginis, a mother of three, won a brand-new Chevy Colorado during the television show’s final showcase. However, upon her assumed...

American Youth to Rush Area 51. Is Germany to Blame?

An alien, marked with the German flag, stands outside Area 51, levitating the keys to an Audi
In recent years, everyone seems worried about the Russians. From election hacking to the third season of 'Stranger Things,' we seem to be revisiting the kind of cold war paranoia that hasn't been felt since the earliest days of the 1990s. But what about the Germans? Live auto news headlines have warned us repeatedly about their attacks on the environment,...