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Cincinnati Car Dealers Caught in the Crossfire of Social Media Trending

A close up is shown of a hand holding a syringe with a Kia car key next to it.
Cincinnati OH - In 2017, the state of Ohio had the second-highest rate of opioid-related deaths in the U.S., with 39.2 deaths per 100,000 persons and 4,293 reported deaths in total. And while there’s certainly nothing funny about that, wait… We forgot where we were going with this (man, sincerity is tiring). Oh, that’s right, #hashtags. It’s not unusual for...

Jill Biden Accused of Bullying

A baby is crying over Jill Biden who bullies those needing No Credit Car Loans.
If you’re in search of No Credit Car Loans but are having no luck, it might be in your best interest to volunteer for one particular campaign in general…and no, we’re not talking about Bernie Sanders. With another presidential race upon us, we now find ourselves perpetually exposed to the kind of conflicts, uncertainty, and general ugliness that comes as a result...

Exposed: The War on Diesel

A man is lifting weights is in the bed of a truck that is popular among diesel trucks for sale, outside of Planet Fitness
Hypothetical situation: there are three things you can go in pursuit of, but you must only choose two. So if given the choice of bagels, pizza, or diesel trucks for sale - which would you choose? According to recent speculation, you might need to choose fast. With sustainability resting at the forefront of automotive innovation, it stands to reason that...

Tropical Storm Karen: A Clever Ploy by FCA?

Dodge Caravans left ravaged by Tropical Storm Karen
It was way back in the 1950s when the U.S. National Hurricane Center began the practice which would carry over to the World Meteorological Organization: the practice of assigning human names to tropical storms and hurricanes. This replaced the previous practice of assigning numerical names based on latitudinal and longitudinal placement, mostly because it made it easier for the...

Rising Concern That Volvo is Mass-Producing AI Interfaces

Dozens of Greta Thunberg duplicates standing in front of Volvo Headquarters
This recent week, headlines and (most everyone’s) social media newsfeeds have been overtaken by a polarizing 16-year old Swedish girl who will have either earned your enthusiastic praise, or your scathing criticism. Of course, we’re talking about Greta Thunberg, the controversial and confrontational environmental activist with a love of indicting figures of authority with patronizing declarations of, “How Dare...

Kia and Subaru Fighting Over Presidential Spokesperson

The Kia and Subaru logos have boxing gloves hanging off of them, while Congressman Seth Moulton is in the middle smiling.
If there’s one thing no-one wants in a presidential race, it’s a shit-show of undesirables to choose from. The same could be said for buying a new crossover. In the Venn diagram of quick-to-settle individuals who are genuinely enthused by the current candidates and vehicle options available to them, the overlap might be described as left-leaning voters who are...

Worst Name Ideas for ‘Baby Bronco’

A group of teen moms who enjoy used Ford trucks are behind a pregnant woman with an FGL tattoo on her stomach.
While it's inevitable that some poor schmuck with inarguably weak judgment is shopping for used Ford trucks right now, the automaker seems to be developing an entirely new customer base in the crossover segment. And while it was previously referred to (albeit unofficially) as the 'Baby Bronco', Ford has revealed that they have finally decided upon a name for...

Dodge: Helping or Hindering Transgenderism

A teen boy in a skull cut-off is standing next to his car after leaving a Dodge dealership.
With the possible exception of Jews (mostly because of that whole 'Bar Mitzvah' thing), many cultures believed that a boy became a man the first time they climbed under the hood of a car, set foot on a Dodge dealership, attended a car show or demolition derby, or participated in a drag race. And sure, those cultures tend to...

The Pumpkin Spice Wrangler is Back (This Time for Real)

Jeep Wrangler JL in Punk'n Orange, in the background of a #basicbitchselfie
It’s been about two years since the world was first tricked into believing that FCA intended to release a limited-edition #PumpkinSpice Wrangler aimed at all the #BasicBitches out there. Here’s a brief excerpt of our original story. “According to industry insiders, all 1000 pre-orders were filled faster than a white girl can slip into yoga pants and Ugg boots....

Jeff Goldblum is the New Face of GM

GM's Mary Barra Looks on at the Automaker's New Spokesperson, actor Jeff Goldblum.
General Motors can’t seem to catch a break. Criticism over layoffs and closures. The Silverado being unseated from the #2 position by the RAM 1500. And, of course, the recent barrage of criticisms being levied at them by the President of the United States, as a result of their ever-diminishing presence in Detroit. And while some would argue that their...