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2020 was a Dumpster Fire; These Vehicles Weren’t

A man in a suit is holding car keys while standing in front of a dumpster that is on fire.
Up until a few short months into the year 2020, having a bad day consisted of the garbage bag splitting wide open on the living room floor as you were taking it out to the garage, discovering someone hacked your AOL email account, and finding a hair in your Mexican pizza from Taco Bell. And we are wondering, who...

BMW Joins Bitter Bidding Battle with Bugatti and Bentley for “Self-Cleaning Car” Patent

A hand is using a car's screen to select self-cleaning mode.
BMW is the latest luxury automaker to jump into the fight to acquire the rights to a patent for a self-cleaning car. This is the latest attempt by the builders of high-end cars and SUVs to set themselves apart from more mainstream brands like Chevrolet, Honda, and Ford. The luxury brands have felt the pressure in recent years as...

Gold Tooth Jeep is a Dealer You Can’t Refuse!

A man 's face with gold teeth is in front of a Jeep dealer in California.
The Golden State. The Land of Milk and Honey. The Place Where Every Teenager Wants to Go According to Music. California goes by many names thanks to its wild history and stunning natural beauty. From the redwood forests in the north and the mountains in the east to the beaches in the south and wildfire everywhere in between, there...

It’s Time To Rethink Cincinnati Marathons…Using Ford Trucks

A marathon runner is laying on the ground in front of a black Ford F-150 that left a Ford dealers in Cincinnati.
Americans have spoken. They don't want to throw their lives away, busting their knees every so often through the horrors of a marathon. Yes, they're good for raising awareness for certain illnesses and diseases, and, yes, they're good for helping charities, but that doesn't mean we can't make them more efficient. In fact, we can do away with the...

Former Prez Trump Enters Rehab For Twitter Addiction

Donald Trump is in front of annoyed people after getting his 2021 Ford Escape Hybrid.
It’s tiring running the country (…into the ground), and unfortunately, all that stress can sometimes lead to maladaptive coping behaviors. Leadership by tyranny on the Twitter platform has caused long-term mental and physical damage to Mr. Trump, our favorite former president. As he leaves the White House in a 2021 Ford Escape Hybrid donated by his last 17 loyal...

The 2020 Monoliths: Message and Miracle

A Ford plant worker is in front of the desert Monolith.
2020 was a year of interesting times. From plagues and protests to violence and elections, no matter where you looked, the world was an unsettled place. And yet, amidst all of this, something even stranger and more bizarre than we could’ve ever imagined emerged from the detritus and chaos: the monoliths. These metal objects stand some 3 meters in...

The Diesel Dispute: Chevy Silverado vs. Ram 1500

A side-by-side is shown of a white Silverado and a black Ram against a brick wall and neon 2021 sign after the 2021 Silverado diesel vs 2021 Ram 1500 diesel comparison.
Okay, so you're going to buy a diesel truck. Congratulations. Now you're going to wake up the neighbors at odd hours of the night and leave a trail of exhaust fumes as you drag race down the street. If you ain't first, you're last, amiright? Okay, okay... fine. Diesel trucks are good for more than impromptu street racing and...

Warlord’s Choice: The 2021 GMC Terrain

A warlord is shown standing in front of a comparison between the 2021 GMC Terrain vs 2021 Honda CR-V.
If you’re one of my usual readers, then you know one thing for certain: our world is headed apocalyptically toward becoming a hellish wasteland of violence and decay. Even if you’re not one of my readers, you probably know this simply by existing and looking around at what’s going on across this lovely planet of ours. So, I couldn’t...

COVID and Auto Industry Booming Together

A side-by-side is shown of a virus cell and Mary Barra with hearts floating over them.
One of the reasons romantic comedies are so popular is that, deep down, everyone enjoys a good love story. We all like to see two people come together, unlikely though it might be, and overcome all the odds – and frequent miscommunications – to find happiness with each other and come out the other side stronger than ever before....

Chevy Honors President Trump’s Service: Donates Special Edition “No Hard Feelings” Bolt

Donald Trump is shown standing in front of a mansion and a 2021 Chevy Bolt.
The outgoing administration seems hesitant to call the movers. Rumor has it the President is dreading civilian life and digging in his heels. The intrepid marketing professionals at Chevy applied their high emotional intelligence to this plight and came up with a consolation prize worthy of an outgoing president of Mr. Trump’s stature. Next week, at a ceremony to...