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Corvette C8 Tainted by Internet Backlash

C8 Corvette (to be revealed on July 18th) driven by Internet Troll, with Sebastian from 'The Little Mermaid' Looking On.
With July 18th fast-approaching, a faceless worldwide horde of 'Vette enthusiasts find themselves lined up, clamoring for the long-awaited launch of the mid-engine 2020 C8 Corvette. And while some might misinterpret that high-level of anticipation as some sort of immunity from public outcry, it's important that this is 2019, we're Americans, everyone is angry about something, and most are...

Attentive GoT Viewers Spot Even More Errors

The infamous image of Starbucks Coffee Cup, accidentally left in the shot alongside Daenarys Targaryen (played by Emilia Clarke) in 'Game of Thrones' is shown.
For anyone debating the pros and cons of the 2019 Ford Escape vs 2019 Hyundai Tucson, there’s no shortage of resources out there, designed to help influence your decision. Some are unbiased tools intended to assist prospective buyers in reaching a well-informed conclusion. Others are subliminal product placement, achieved by the automakers themselves, through corporate sponsorship. And while the...

James Holzhauer Struggling Following Jeopardy Loss

James Holzhauer is standing at the Jeopardy podium asking for bad credit car finance in Indianapolis.
James Holzhauer took home an incredible $2,462,216 during his 32-game winning streak on Jeopardy. While the professional better was able to pad his bank account during the run, he inadvertently hurt himself financially. His credit has been compromised, with the winner unable to even secure a bad credit car finance in Indianapolis. In an exclusive interview with The Lemon, Holzhauer...

Controversial Recognition for Quick Lube Employee

A car with a donut rim covered in wrenches has an award shown for Consumer Choice for Business Excellence.
Fitchburg MA - There are many of us that (quite literally) ‘steer clear’ of quick lube locations when we’re in need of automotive service. From oil changes to transmission service, winterizing and everything in-between, there are endless horror stories regarding subpar service, unskilled labor, and potentially harmful mistakes having been made. So with skilled and uncompromising owners preferring to handle their...

Local Urban Legends Team Up for a Cause

Ghosts and the words 'Urban Legends for BHPH' are shown in front of a bridge at night.
There are a few urban legends in Ohio, who have come out to make a statement about their observations. Though they have kept to themselves for quite some time, these legends have banded together to fight for a cause that they believe in. They publicly stated that they feel that people are overlooking the benefits of buy here pay...

Ford Won’t Play ‘Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon’

Kevin Bacon as Val McKee in 'Tremors', fans requested spokesperson for the 2020 Ford SuperDuty Tremor Package Spokesperson
Everyone loves Kevin Bacon. Well, most people love Kevin Bacon (our editor really loves Kevin Bacon, but that’s for another time). You kind of get a free pass to reserve some temporary disdain for him if you've seen Sleepers (1996) or Hollow Man (2000) but that's really a testament to his acting chops. At the end of the day, many people...

Sonic Redesign: Chevy’s #GottaFixItFast

A blue Chevy Sonic, apparently not popular among Chevy used cars, is driving on a bridge with a cartoon Sonic the Hedgehog and the word 'triggered' over laid.
Detroit MI - In an internal audit of nationwide inventories for Chevy used cars General Motors unearthed a major issue demanding their immediate attention; an issue that has only been exacerbated by the state of online troll culture. The issue, of course, is slow-moving inventory on less popular models - a burden that’s somewhat to be expected, based on...

Top Fans Commented on Buick (& That’s Not a Good Thing)

An older man confused at a computer is shown next to a post that says "You're already a top fan" in relation to searching 'Buick dealership near me'.
While the majority of Google users on Friday, April 26th were distracted by searching the word ‘Thanos’ and harnessing the power of the Infinity Gauntlet to wipe out Avengers: Endgame spoilers, those seeking ‘Buick Dealership Near Me’ found their own hopes turned to dust and scattered to the winds thanks to a new social media marketing trend. In May of...

The Exact Moment #InAWorldNoTwitter Jumped the Shark

A futuristic city, where comparing the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul is no longer necessary, is shown with a grave stone for Twitter.
If you’re in the market for a new crossover, researching and comparing models like the 2019 Chevy Trax vs 2019 Kia Soul, we commend you for performing your due diligence prior to making any final decision. There are plenty of reliable resources out there, online and across social media, empowering your choice with both technical specs and consumer insights....

Detective Pikachu Conspiracy Theory

The detective Pikachu is shown with the words 'conspiracy theory' in front of a used car driving away.
Detective Pikachu, a recent and popular film adaptation released May 10th, has been quite the topic of conversation even with last season of Game of Thrones and the recent Avengers: End Game being released around the same time. The month of May saw a crazy surge in the entertainment industry as a whole, with Detective Pikachu being the icing...