The battle of the 2022 Toyota Highlander vs 2022 Honda Pilot is shown.

Which Is Better: Toyota Highlander or Honda Pilot?

If you’re shopping for a vehicle, then you have a lot of decisions to make and a wide range of options to choose from....
A closeup of a tire is shown after criminals deflated the tires of a used SUV for sale.

Tire-Deflating Eco-Terrorists Could Face Unique Punishment

Those searching for a used SUV for sale can rest easy after a band of scofflaws has been put behind bars for a spree...
A silver 2022 Chevy Equinox is shown on top of a flat earth after leaving an Equinox dealer.

The Chevy Equinox Proves the Earth Is Flat

While many regard the Equinox as a roomy compact crossover with agile handling and an impressive slate of infotainment features, those of us who...
A wizard is shown fighting a Nissan Rogue and a dragon after leaving a Nissan Rogue dealer.

Rise in Dungeons & Dragons’ Popularity Sparks Interest in Nissan Rogue

One Nissan Rogue dealer is reporting an influx of new customers as the growing popularity of a certain tabletop game draws drivers to the...
A black 2022 Terradyne Gurkha is shown parked in a wasteland after leaving an SUV dealer near you.

Weaponize Your SUV With These 3 Simple Tricks!

Dear reader, I’m going to start by pulling off the adhesive medical strip real quick: the world is ending, and we’re all doomed. I...
Cows are shown loaded into the back of a Blue 2022 Ford Explorer and a silver 2022 Chevy Traverse during a 2022 Ford Explorer vs 2022 Chevy Traverse comparison.

Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste

Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
A grey 2022 Honda Pilot and a black 2022 Kia Telluride are shown parked next to a glass of wine during a 2022 Honda Pilot vs 2022 Kia Telluride comparison.

Chapter VI: In Which a Letter Is Received and Answered

As an impartial witness to the machinations and madness of the auto industry, I try not to get directly involved in the lives of...
A book is shown sitting on a table next to tools while a mechanic works on a 2023 Chevy Blazer.

Local Mechanic Channels “Eat Pray Love” In Debut Memoir “Intake Compression Exhaust”

Inspired by the novel and film of the same name, one local mechanic has decided to lay down his socket wrench and pick up...
A spaceship is shown flying over a desert during a 2022 Chevy Trailblazer vs the 2022 Honda HR-V comparison.

SUVs Compete for Role in New Star Wars Series

Two of America’s most popular SUVs are vying for a place in an upcoming Star Wars spin-off that follows the post-film exploits of one...
An orange 2022 Chevy Blazer is before arriving at a Chevrolet Cincinnati OH.

Lansford Hastings Edition of the Chevy Blazer to Arrive Soon

While special editions of popular automobiles are certainly nothing new, Chevy recently announced a new version of the Blazer that’s set to arrive at...
A close up shows the tachometer of a 2022 Nissan Murano with text stating 'high gas prices upend trade-in values.'

High Gas Prices Upend Trade-In Values

Each year millions of drivers trade in an older vehicle to finance their next purchase. It’s a useful system, allowing drivers to make room...
A grey 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee WK is shown from the rear with a license plate that spells NFT.

Jeep With “NFT” License Plate Keeps Getting Stolen

Jerry Wilson was enjoying life behind the wheel of his new 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee WK...then the thefts began. Everything was fine for the...
A black Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer is shown from the front on a rainy day.

A PSA on Vehicular Original Owner Abandonment and Emotional Distress Syndrome

The following is a Public Service Announcement from your Local Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer dealers. Has your Explorer been gloomy? Has it flashed its lights...