A picture of a red 2024 Chevy Equinox EV is shown being held up to a 1994 Ford Explorer.

1994 Ford Explorer Now Identifies as 2024 Chevy Equinox

COLUMBIA, TN — In today's world of increased awareness regarding gender identity and dysphoria, we've learned to become more tolerant and understanding of queer...
A silver 2022 Chevy Trax is shown next to a dumpster fire during a 2024 Chevy Trax vs 2022 Chevy Trax comparison.

New 2024 Chevy Trax Promises To Be “Blatantly Worse” Than 2022 Chevy Trax

In a bizarre press announcement, Chevrolet has announced that their new 2024 Chevy Trax will be purposefully inferior to the 2022 model of the...
A person of religion is shown on his knees praying to a Chevy badge.

Chevy Blazes a Trail With Its Iconic SUV

If you’re looking for a Chevy Trailblazer for sale right now, then you might think you already know everything there is to know about...
A man is shown standing in front of a billboard for Tennessee and a silver 2023 Honda Pilot for sale.

Area Resident Tries Desperately to Prove His Excitement About the 2023 Honda Pilot

COLUMBIA, TN — There's no doubt that the SUV has been experiencing an overwhelming surge in popularity for the past several years. Many consider...
A person in a sleeping bag is shown in the trunk of a 2024 Buick Encore GX.

5 Reasons I’d Rather Live in a 2024 Buick Encore GX Avenir Than an...

I don’t know if you’ve looked at the cost of rent in major cities lately, but if you want to live somewhere with nice...
Marjorie Taylor Greene is shown in front of a dealer that has a Toyota RAV4 for sale.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Toyota of Attempting to Undermine American Infrastructure

WASHINGTON, DC — To say the past few years have been a tumultuous period for American politics would certainly be an understatement. Our political...
A humvee is shown being swarmed by pterodactyls near a Jeep Wrangler dealer.

Three of the Most Exciting Trails for the Jeep Wrangler

In the auto industry, there is nothing quite like the remarkable freedom afforded by the Jeep Wrangler. Ford would like to pretend that the...
A red 2023 Chevy Traverse is shown on the highway to hell being held up by a pig with a large shadowy figure in the background.

Three Secrets Chevy Won’t Tell You About the 2023 Traverse

Friends, as you know, I'm here to peel back the yellowed skin of the auto industry and reveal to you the hidden truths of...
A red 2024 Ford Escape for sale is shown from the side on fire.

Ford Announces Self-Destruct Feature for the 2024 Ford Escape

For those of you who consider yourselves tech-savvy, recent innovations made throughout the automotive industry must be a source of considerable excitement. Many are...
An upside down Toyota logo is shown above a ritual circle at a Toyota dealer.

An Upside-Down Phallus or an Invocation to Satan? We Take a Closer Look at...

If you were around during the turbulent decade of the 1980s, you're likely familiar with the period known as the "Satanic Panic," the age...
2024 Chevy Trailblazer - Cannibals

Chevy Trailblazer That Went Missing While Exploring the Amazon Presumed to be Eaten by...

It was several months ago when an expedition consisting of Ruggero Yates, Edward Monroe, and Faye Jonas left to explore the Amazon region. While...
A family is shown on a couch with a bar of gold after leaving a dealer that has a Chevy Trailblazer for sale.

Four Things You Didn’t Know about the Chevy Trailblazer

Hey bestie. I love writing about cars. That’s why I’m here. You love reading about cars. That’s why you’re here. We love cars—car friends...
A Nissan Pathfinder for sale is shown next to a covered wagon.

Covered Wagon or Nissan Pathfinder

There’s a lot of talk out there about these modern vehicles called horseless carriages. Well, I am doubtful that the historical precedent of durability...
A white 2023 Ford Explorer is shown in a sauna.

80’s Wrestling Icon Gets Steamy About the Ford Explorer

In recent years, former professional wrestler “The Iron Sheik” has gained a second career as a social media darling. Known for his unchained personality...
A yellow 2023 Jeep Renegade is shown from the front at an angle in The Lemon's office.

Three Ways the Jeep Renegade Embodies the Spirit of The Lemon

Here at The Lemon, we believe in three things: opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve; long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses...
A used SUV for sale near you, a grey Chevy Equinox, is shown equipped with a Raytheon missile launcher.

Russia’s Loss is America’s Gain as Traffic Becomes Less of a Hassle

There's a lot of excitement regarding the upcoming 2023 model year. Many of the different brands that are scattered across the entire scope of...
A person is shown wiping tears away with money looking at a laptop with Cadillac SUVs for sale.

“Karen’s” Scathing Indictment of Cadillac Goes Completely Unread

Ed: Here at The Lemon, we take great pride in our diverse readership. Every day we receive emails from our wide variety of fans:...
A green 2023 Subaru Crosstrek is shown from the front at an angle while parked in front of fireworks after leaving a dealer that has a Subaru Crosstrek for sale.

Subaru Celebrates the Crosstrek Because No One Else Will

The Subaru Crosstrek is definitely one of the crossover SUVs of all time, and there is no denying that fact. If you’re looking for...
A white 2020 Nissan Kicks is shown leading a group of police cars after leaving a certified Nissan Kicks dealer.

O.J. Simpson Recreates Infamous High-Speed Chase With a Nissan Kicks

It’s been remarked before that any publicity, regardless of what the intention might be, is good publicity. With a new model year on the...
A green 2022 Subaru Outback is shown from the front in front of a tree after leaving a Subaru Outback dealer.

I Met the First Subaru Outback Driver That Isn’t a Treehugger

You've probably heard the rumors, murmurs, and jokes; Subaru Outback drivers are all total tree-hugging, granola-munching, PETA-loving hippies. Traditionally, if you pulled into the...