1994 Ford Explorer Now Identifies as 2024 Chevy Equinox
COLUMBIA, TN — In today's world of increased awareness regarding gender identity and dysphoria, we've learned to become more tolerant and understanding of queer...
New 2024 Chevy Trax Promises To Be “Blatantly Worse” Than 2022 Chevy Trax
In a bizarre press announcement, Chevrolet has announced that their new 2024 Chevy Trax will be purposefully inferior to the 2022 model of the...
Chevy Blazes a Trail With Its Iconic SUV
If you’re looking for a Chevy Trailblazer for sale right now, then you might think you already know everything there is to know about...
Area Resident Tries Desperately to Prove His Excitement About the 2023 Honda Pilot
COLUMBIA, TN — There's no doubt that the SUV has been experiencing an overwhelming surge in popularity for the past several years. Many consider...
5 Reasons I’d Rather Live in a 2024 Buick Encore GX Avenir Than an...
I don’t know if you’ve looked at the cost of rent in major cities lately, but if you want to live somewhere with nice...
Marjorie Taylor Greene Accuses Toyota of Attempting to Undermine American Infrastructure
WASHINGTON, DC — To say the past few years have been a tumultuous period for American politics would certainly be an understatement. Our political...
Three of the Most Exciting Trails for the Jeep Wrangler
In the auto industry, there is nothing quite like the remarkable freedom afforded by the Jeep Wrangler. Ford would like to pretend that the...
Three Secrets Chevy Won’t Tell You About the 2023 Traverse
Friends, as you know, I'm here to peel back the yellowed skin of the auto industry and reveal to you the hidden truths of...
Ford Announces Self-Destruct Feature for the 2024 Ford Escape
For those of you who consider yourselves tech-savvy, recent innovations made throughout the automotive industry must be a source of considerable excitement. Many are...
An Upside-Down Phallus or an Invocation to Satan? We Take a Closer Look at...
If you were around during the turbulent decade of the 1980s, you're likely familiar with the period known as the "Satanic Panic," the age...
Chevy Trailblazer That Went Missing While Exploring the Amazon Presumed to be Eaten by...
It was several months ago when an expedition consisting of Ruggero Yates, Edward Monroe, and Faye Jonas left to explore the Amazon region. While...
Four Things You Didn’t Know about the Chevy Trailblazer
Hey bestie. I love writing about cars. That’s why I’m here. You love reading about cars. That’s why you’re here. We love cars—car friends...
Covered Wagon or Nissan Pathfinder
There’s a lot of talk out there about these modern vehicles called horseless carriages. Well, I am doubtful that the historical precedent of durability...
80’s Wrestling Icon Gets Steamy About the Ford Explorer
In recent years, former professional wrestler “The Iron Sheik” has gained a second career as a social media darling. Known for his unchained personality...
Three Ways the Jeep Renegade Embodies the Spirit of The Lemon
Here at The Lemon, we believe in three things: opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve; long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses...
Russia’s Loss is America’s Gain as Traffic Becomes Less of a Hassle
There's a lot of excitement regarding the upcoming 2023 model year. Many of the different brands that are scattered across the entire scope of...
“Karen’s” Scathing Indictment of Cadillac Goes Completely Unread
Ed: Here at The Lemon, we take great pride in our diverse readership. Every day we receive emails from our wide variety of fans:...
Subaru Celebrates the Crosstrek Because No One Else Will
The Subaru Crosstrek is definitely one of the crossover SUVs of all time, and there is no denying that fact. If you’re looking for...
O.J. Simpson Recreates Infamous High-Speed Chase With a Nissan Kicks
It’s been remarked before that any publicity, regardless of what the intention might be, is good publicity. With a new model year on the...
I Met the First Subaru Outback Driver That Isn’t a Treehugger
You've probably heard the rumors, murmurs, and jokes; Subaru Outback drivers are all total tree-hugging, granola-munching, PETA-loving hippies. Traditionally, if you pulled into the...
