Top 5 Reasons I Drive a Chevy Equinox
You might not know this about me, gentle reader, but I’m a of refined tastes and exceptional demands when it comes to a...
Focus Group of White Males Determines Jeep Cherokee Is Not Offensive
There’s no doubt that cultural sensibilities have changed a great deal in recent years. Among the points of contention that are being addressed are...
Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Living Out of a Kia EV6
If you live in the Monmouth County area and thought you saw Pauly D a-la Jersey Shore fame gelling up his hair or perfecting...
Toyota Production Cutbacks Mean That There Can Be Only One Highlander Made in 2023
With the worldwide microchip shortage still wreaking havoc across the scope of the automotive industry, cutbacks have been made all over. For many manufacturers,...
Which Is Better: Toyota Highlander or Honda Pilot?
If you’re shopping for a vehicle, then you have a lot of decisions to make and a wide range of options to choose from....
Tire-Deflating Eco-Terrorists Could Face Unique Punishment
Those searching for a used SUV for sale can rest easy after a band of scofflaws has been put behind bars for a spree...
The Chevy Equinox Proves the Earth Is Flat
While many regard the Equinox as a roomy compact crossover with agile handling and an impressive slate of infotainment features, those of us who...
Rise in Dungeons & Dragons’ Popularity Sparks Interest in Nissan Rogue
One Nissan Rogue dealer is reporting an influx of new customers as the growing popularity of a certain tabletop game draws drivers to the...
Weaponize Your SUV With These 3 Simple Tricks!
Dear reader, I’m going to start by pulling off the adhesive medical strip real quick: the world is ending, and we’re all doomed. I...
Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste
Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
Chapter VI: In Which a Letter Is Received and Answered
As an impartial witness to the machinations and madness of the auto industry, I try not to get directly involved in the lives of...
Local Mechanic Channels “Eat Pray Love” In Debut Memoir “Intake Compression Exhaust”
Inspired by the novel and film of the same name, one local mechanic has decided to lay down his socket wrench and pick up...
SUVs Compete for Role in New Star Wars Series
Two of America’s most popular SUVs are vying for a place in an upcoming Star Wars spin-off that follows the post-film exploits of one...
Lansford Hastings Edition of the Chevy Blazer to Arrive Soon
While special editions of popular automobiles are certainly nothing new, Chevy recently announced a new version of the Blazer that’s set to arrive at...
High Gas Prices Upend Trade-In Values
Each year millions of drivers trade in an older vehicle to finance their next purchase. It’s a useful system, allowing drivers to make room...
Jeep With “NFT” License Plate Keeps Getting Stolen
Jerry Wilson was enjoying life behind the wheel of his new 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee WK...then the thefts began. Everything was fine for the...
A PSA on Vehicular Original Owner Abandonment and Emotional Distress Syndrome
The following is a Public Service Announcement from your Local Certified Pre-Owned Ford Explorer dealers.
Has your Explorer been gloomy? Has it flashed its lights...
