Chevy Trailblazer That Went Missing While Exploring the Amazon Presumed to be Eaten by...
It was several months ago when an expedition consisting of Ruggero Yates, Edward Monroe, and Faye Jonas left to explore the Amazon region. While...
Ford Announces Self-Destruct Feature for the 2024 Ford Escape
For those of you who consider yourselves tech-savvy, recent innovations made throughout the automotive industry must be a source of considerable excitement. Many are...
I Met the First Subaru Outback Driver That Isn’t a Treehugger
You've probably heard the rumors, murmurs, and jokes; Subaru Outback drivers are all total tree-hugging, granola-munching, PETA-loving hippies. Traditionally, if you pulled into the...
Tire-Deflating Eco-Terrorists Could Face Unique Punishment
Those searching for a used SUV for sale can rest easy after a band of scofflaws has been put behind bars for a spree...
Chapter VI: In Which a Letter Is Received and Answered
As an impartial witness to the machinations and madness of the auto industry, I try not to get directly involved in the lives of...
SUVs Compete for Role in New Star Wars Series
Two of America’s most popular SUVs are vying for a place in an upcoming Star Wars spin-off that follows the post-film exploits of one...
Lansford Hastings Edition of the Chevy Blazer to Arrive Soon
While special editions of popular automobiles are certainly nothing new, Chevy recently announced a new version of the Blazer that’s set to arrive at...
Local Mechanic Channels “Eat Pray Love” In Debut Memoir “Intake Compression Exhaust”
Inspired by the novel and film of the same name, one local mechanic has decided to lay down his socket wrench and pick up...
High Gas Prices Upend Trade-In Values
Each year millions of drivers trade in an older vehicle to finance their next purchase. It’s a useful system, allowing drivers to make room...
O.J. Simpson Recreates Infamous High-Speed Chase With a Nissan Kicks
It’s been remarked before that any publicity, regardless of what the intention might be, is good publicity. With a new model year on the...
Focus Group of White Males Determines Jeep Cherokee Is Not Offensive
There’s no doubt that cultural sensibilities have changed a great deal in recent years. Among the points of contention that are being addressed are...
Weaponize Your SUV With These 3 Simple Tricks!
Dear reader, I’m going to start by pulling off the adhesive medical strip real quick: the world is ending, and we’re all doomed. I...
Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste
Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
New 2024 Chevy Trax Promises To Be “Blatantly Worse” Than 2022 Chevy Trax
In a bizarre press announcement, Chevrolet has announced that their new 2024 Chevy Trax will be purposefully inferior to the 2022 model of the...
Toyota Production Cutbacks Mean That There Can Be Only One Highlander Made in 2023
With the worldwide microchip shortage still wreaking havoc across the scope of the automotive industry, cutbacks have been made all over. For many manufacturers,...
Florida Man Still Drives Ford Excursion, Claims It Has Nothing to Do With Size...
DAYTONA BEACH, FL — The SUV has achieved widespread popularity as the ideal choice of transportation in modern America, and a major part of...
Top 5 Reasons I Drive a Chevy Equinox
You might not know this about me, gentle reader, but I’m a of refined tastes and exceptional demands when it comes to a...
Three Secrets Chevy Won’t Tell You About the 2023 Traverse
Friends, as you know, I'm here to peel back the yellowed skin of the auto industry and reveal to you the hidden truths of...
Which Is Better: Toyota Highlander or Honda Pilot?
If you’re shopping for a vehicle, then you have a lot of decisions to make and a wide range of options to choose from....
The Chevy Equinox Proves the Earth Is Flat
While many regard the Equinox as a roomy compact crossover with agile handling and an impressive slate of infotainment features, those of us who...
