Religious Leaders “Picking Their Battles”
As we approach what will inevitably be another divisive and supercharged presidential race, the people of the United States continue to find themselves divided...
Man With 302 Credit Score Buys Most Expensive Pontiac Aztek Ever
In a world where validating memes exist to make us feel better about our relative shortcomings in a super-competitive world of existential dick measuring,...
Hemp-Fueled Rebellion’ Voted Most Popular Car Smell By Colorado Auto Association
Colorado Springs, CO - A recent study of the olfactory spectrum and its correlative reception by the human mind is a fancy way of...
Ways to Get to Best Trade-In Value on Your Vehicle
Determining accurate used car values can be a daunting task, especially when it’s your own vehicle that you’re looking to have valued as a...
Food Truck Community Rejects “Phallus-Obsessed” Culinarian
Ah, Food Trucks…the last vestiges of hope for NYC chefs-lacking-startup-capital, and for brewery-visiting-day-drinkers craving gyros in Albuquerque, NM. With little more than an online...
Brendan Frasier Might Have Left Hollywood…but he has the Perfect Used Car for You
Social media is a funny thing. On the one hand, it caters to both our narcissistic and voyeuristic nature, providing us with a platform...
West Virginia Legislator Compares Certified Pre-Owned Programs to Bestiality
Have you ever heard the saying, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig”? If your ears have never been...
Progressive Church-Group Aims to Restore Value of Pre-Owned Vehicles
Slut-shaming. Defined as ‘the practice of criticizing those who are perceived to violate expectations of behavior and appearance regarding issues related to sexuality,’ slut-shaming...
#InstaFamous Model from MA Files and ATL Car Dealer in Social Media Drama
The Atlanta used cars market almost took a major hit this week, courtesy of a canceled district court proceeding which may have ruled in...
I Hope My ‘Garbage Human’ Neighbors Die Soon (a Haiku)
So, I hate my neighbors. They’re garbage humans, and their shithole of a yard feels like an outdoors episode of ‘Hoarders’. Of the umpteen...
