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Because When You Really Think About It, EVERYTHING in Albany is “Used”

According to a new study, when searching for used trucks in Albany, NY drivers might have the highest probability of success, out of anyone...
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Increase in Used SUV Sales Linked to Increase in Abductions

Whether you’re exploring makes, models, model years, trim levels or body styles the simple fact is that there’s some sort of audience for each...
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Want to Look “Well-Off” Without any Risk of Sexual Impropriety?

In this era of pursuant equality, political disparity and never-ending coverage of ‘He Said / She Said’ hearings related to sexual impropriety the world...
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Religious Leaders “Picking Their Battles”

As we approach what will inevitably be another divisive and supercharged presidential race, the people of the United States continue to find themselves divided...
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Man With 302 Credit Score Buys Most Expensive Pontiac Aztek Ever

In a world where validating memes exist to make us feel better about our relative shortcomings in a super-competitive world of existential dick measuring,...
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Hemp-Fueled Rebellion’ Voted Most Popular Car Smell By Colorado Auto Association

Colorado Springs, CO - A recent study of the olfactory spectrum and its correlative reception by the human mind is a fancy way of...
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Ways to Get to Best Trade-In Value on Your Vehicle

Determining accurate used car values can be a daunting task, especially when it’s your own vehicle that you’re looking to have valued as a...
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Food Truck Community Rejects “Phallus-Obsessed” Culinarian

Ah, Food Trucks…the last vestiges of hope for NYC chefs-lacking-startup-capital, and for brewery-visiting-day-drinkers craving gyros in Albuquerque, NM. With little more than an online...
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Brendan Frasier Might Have Left Hollywood…but he has the Perfect Used Car for You

Social media is a funny thing. On the one hand, it caters to both our narcissistic and voyeuristic nature, providing us with a platform...
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West Virginia Legislator Compares Certified Pre-Owned Programs to Bestiality

Have you ever heard the saying, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig”? If your ears have never been...