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Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?

A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its...
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Uncertain Times Call for Uncertain Measures

In these uncertain times, there’s a fair amount of comfort to be found in the familiar and logical, which often leaves the new and...
A man is running from a black Jeep Wrangler that is off-roading over rocks.

How to Tell if Your Jeep is Plotting to Kill You

Friends, (I’m not your friend, but I’m starting this article this way so you feel like I can relate to you – rather than...
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Consumer Warning: Do Not Seek “Used Wranglers” on Craigs List

If someone were to begin searching used Jeeps for sale, they'd probably expect a pretty straightforward process. It's unlikely that they'd give any thought...
A Certificate of Divorce is being signed next to an elderly man and the Mercedes he bought instead of a used Cadillac.

Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family

Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting...
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Samuel L Jackson: Ready to Sell Some MF’ing Used Cars

Cincinnati, OH - When looking for used cars Cincinnati drivers have plenty of dealerships to choose from, from the diverse selection of Cincinnati Auto...
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Ford Plays “Would You Rather” with Massachusetts Man

Lenox, MA - If you’re searching out used Ford F-150 for Sale, you might want to talk to Bill Baker of Lenox, Massachusetts before...
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Used Car Dealership Owner Pays Tribute to Every Woman Who Used Him

Dallas, TX - Most of the used car dealership owners that we know are actually pretty cool dudes. However, these used car lots can...
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Because When You Really Think About It, EVERYTHING in Albany is “Used”

According to a new study, when searching for used trucks in Albany, NY drivers might have the highest probability of success, out of anyone...
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Increase in Used SUV Sales Linked to Increase in Abductions

Whether you’re exploring makes, models, model years, trim levels or body styles the simple fact is that there’s some sort of audience for each...
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Want to Look “Well-Off” Without any Risk of Sexual Impropriety?

In this era of pursuant equality, political disparity and never-ending coverage of ‘He Said / She Said’ hearings related to sexual impropriety the world...
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Religious Leaders “Picking Their Battles”

As we approach what will inevitably be another divisive and supercharged presidential race, the people of the United States continue to find themselves divided...
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Man With 302 Credit Score Buys Most Expensive Pontiac Aztek Ever

In a world where validating memes exist to make us feel better about our relative shortcomings in a super-competitive world of existential dick measuring,...
Used Cars Colorado Springs

Hemp-Fueled Rebellion’ Voted Most Popular Car Smell By Colorado Auto Association

Colorado Springs, CO - A recent study of the olfactory spectrum and its correlative reception by the human mind is a fancy way of...
Used Car Values

Ways to Get to Best Trade-In Value on Your Vehicle

Determining accurate used car values can be a daunting task, especially when it’s your own vehicle that you’re looking to have valued as a...
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Food Truck Community Rejects “Phallus-Obsessed” Culinarian

Ah, Food Trucks…the last vestiges of hope for NYC chefs-lacking-startup-capital, and for brewery-visiting-day-drinkers craving gyros in Albuquerque, NM. With little more than an online...
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Brendan Frasier Might Have Left Hollywood…but he has the Perfect Used Car for You

Social media is a funny thing. On the one hand, it caters to both our narcissistic and voyeuristic nature, providing us with a platform...
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West Virginia Legislator Compares Certified Pre-Owned Programs to Bestiality

Have you ever heard the saying, “You can put lipstick on a pig, but it's still a pig”? If your ears have never been...
Used Cars

Progressive Church-Group Aims to Restore Value of Pre-Owned Vehicles

Slut-shaming. Defined as ‘the practice of criticizing those who are perceived to violate expectations of behavior and appearance regarding issues related to sexuality,’ slut-shaming...
Atlanta Used Cars

#InstaFamous Model from MA Files and ATL Car Dealer in Social Media Drama

The Atlanta used cars market almost took a major hit this week, courtesy of a canceled district court proceeding which may have ruled in...