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Ford Announces It Will No Longer Sell Vehicles to Those With Good Credit

DETROIT, MI — Ford has existed as a symbol of Americana, innovation, and versatility for well over a century. They've always provided options for...
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Ford Announces the 2024 F-150 “Karen Edition”

As one of the most popular vehicles on the road today, the Ford F-150 is a symbol of Americana and, for many, a sacred...
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Ohio Dealership Develops Exciting Used Truck Promo

There are an estimated 17,600 new-car dealerships in the US, with more than 150,000 used-car dealers across the country; that's a lot of competition...
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[Reprinted From the Classifieds Section of Our Local Newspaper]

"Used Chevy Silverado for Sale." I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew...
A used SUV for sale near you, a grey Chevy Equinox, is shown equipped with a Raytheon missile launcher.

Russia’s Loss is America’s Gain as Traffic Becomes Less of a Hassle

There's a lot of excitement regarding the upcoming 2023 model year. Many of the different brands that are scattered across the entire scope of...
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Why Do Karens Love SUVs?

Every type of vehicle has a stereotype; it’s just one of those things. Subaru is the perfect match for the crunchy nature-loving granola type,...
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VW Dealerships Introduce New Programs to Attract Customers

While the auto market is still thriving and new-car prices are higher than ever, that doesn’t stop some dealerships from innovating in new and...
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How to Know When You Find a Lemon

Here at The Lemon, we pride ourselves on providing our fine readers with the latest headlines and stories, as well as bold, in-depth human...
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Three Cost-Efficient Trucks You’ve Never Heard Of

If you are on the hunt for used trucks for sale, you’re probably looking for one that is as fuel-efficient as possible. What you...
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Women Don’t Care About Your Truck (and Other Painful Truths)

Friends, and I use that word generously, it has come to my attention that there are a number of misunderstandings that circulate...
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Jeep Compass to be Outfitted with All-New Riot-Avoidance Technology

Driver-assist technologies are all the rage among carmakers these days. With tons of great features like lane departure warning and blind-spot monitoring, driving a...
A police officer is outside a used Cadillac SUV dealership at night in front of 'do not cross' tape.

Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?

A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its...
The Ford logo is shown over 0s and 1s for Ford Certified Pre-owned cars.

Uncertain Times Call for Uncertain Measures

In these uncertain times, there’s a fair amount of comfort to be found in the familiar and logical, which often leaves the new and...
A man is running from a black Jeep Wrangler that is off-roading over rocks.

How to Tell if Your Jeep is Plotting to Kill You

Friends, (I’m not your friend, but I’m starting this article this way so you feel like I can relate to you – rather than...
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Consumer Warning: Do Not Seek “Used Wranglers” on Craigs List

If someone were to begin searching used Jeeps for sale, they'd probably expect a pretty straightforward process. It's unlikely that they'd give any thought...
A Certificate of Divorce is being signed next to an elderly man and the Mercedes he bought instead of a used Cadillac.

Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family

Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting...
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Samuel L Jackson: Ready to Sell Some MF’ing Used Cars

Cincinnati, OH - When looking for used cars Cincinnati drivers have plenty of dealerships to choose from, from the diverse selection of Cincinnati Auto...
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Ford Plays “Would You Rather” with Massachusetts Man

Lenox, MA - If you’re searching out used Ford F-150 for Sale, you might want to talk to Bill Baker of Lenox, Massachusetts before...
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Used Car Dealership Owner Pays Tribute to Every Woman Who Used Him

Dallas, TX - Most of the used car dealership owners that we know are actually pretty cool dudes. However, these used car lots can...
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Because When You Really Think About It, EVERYTHING in Albany is “Used”

According to a new study, when searching for used trucks in Albany, NY drivers might have the highest probability of success, out of anyone...