Shocking Secrets About Used Trucks Revealed!
When approaching a used truck dealer, I have a simple rule: expect the unexpected, and never agree to the first offer. Okay, so that’s...
An Upside-Down Phallus or an Invocation to Satan? We Take a Closer Look at...
If you were around during the turbulent decade of the 1980s, you're likely familiar with the period known as the "Satanic Panic," the age...
Ford Announces It Will No Longer Sell Vehicles to Those With Good Credit
DETROIT, MI — Ford has existed as a symbol of Americana, innovation, and versatility for well over a century. They've always provided options for...
Ford Announces the 2024 F-150 “Karen Edition”
As one of the most popular vehicles on the road today, the Ford F-150 is a symbol of Americana and, for many, a sacred...
Ohio Dealership Develops Exciting Used Truck Promo
There are an estimated 17,600 new-car dealerships in the US, with more than 150,000 used-car dealers across the country; that's a lot of competition...
This Truck Service Is Affordable, Efficient, and Definitely Not a Drug Front
Taking care of a truck can get expensive. If you're like me, you probably work your truck hard, and it is consequently in frequent...
Ford Releases New Jock-Nerd Hybrid
Mixing the power of gasoline with the power of electricity has become old hat—and, besides, it's never really had much appeal for the kind...
[Reprinted From the Classifieds Section of Our Local Newspaper]
"Used Chevy Silverado for Sale."
I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew...
Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...
Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
2023 Chevy Colorado Earns GM Another “Made-up” Award
There are many criteria by which trucks can be judged: engine power and performance, towing and payload capacity, the fullness and girth of their...
Man Makes Shocking Discovery About His GMC Sierra
As an intrepid automotive journalist, I receive a great deal of correspondence from my dedicated fans and readers. Recently, one particular letter caught my...
Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size
It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
Ford Replaces “Pedestrian Detection” with “Pedestrian Destruction” For All 2024 Models
The innovation and further development in the automotive industry have always been impressive. Among the brands that have always sought to shift the paradigm...
Look Out Men: The Silverado Is For Basic B*tches Only
I’ve always felt that pickup trucks like the 2023 Chevy Silverado have been marketed too heavily towards the rough, tough, DIYer types. But you...
Basement Dwelling Incel Intimidated at the Prospect of Woman Driving a Truck
A notable aspect of the automotive industry is its inclusiveness. It’s a world that’s constantly evolving, both in terms of technological innovation and the...
The Four Worst Used Chevy Trucks
The Internet is arguably the single-greatest tool for research in all of recorded human history. Nothing else has ever created such a vast network...
NY Truck Dealer in League With Communist China Angers Truck Drivers
ALBANY, NY - Local Albany F-150 dealer Wellington Cheapskate will appear in court this coming Sunday to appeal his conviction of selling trucks without...
Nissan Frontier Get’s New F1-Inspired Face Filters
Drivers deciding between the 2022 Nissan Frontier vs 2022 Toyota Tacoma will have a new factor to consider as the two automakers race to...
Truck Loan Forgiveness Program Calms Student Loan Anger
Those debating between the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 got a welcomed surprise this week with the announcement that the federal...
Historian Confirms That There Were No Chevy Silverados During the 1500s
For many drivers, workers, and tradesmen, the Chevy Silverado 1500 is the most reliable workhorse on the road. While many discuss the vehicle’s positive...
