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GMC Misfires with #Woke Campaign. Ford Prospers.

If you’re in the market for a new truck and are comparing the 2019 Ford F-150 vs 2019 GMC Sierra, your decision might have...
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Girl Named Sierra’ Chosen as New GMC Spokesperson

Whether you’re a loyal GMC customer interested in a heavy-duty 2019 GMC Sierra 3500, or even a base 1500, you might have noticed the...
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GM Attacks FCA for “Disrespecting Family Values”

Detroit, MI - Regardless of the industry you work in, we’re all familiar with the kind of raucous debauchery that can take place at...
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It’s a Ford! It’s a Chevy! It’s…Gisele Bündchen?

If you’re comparing the 2019 Ford F-150 vs 2019 Chevy Silverado, it’s important to recognize that you have plenty of anti-automaker propaganda to sift...
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Instagram Influencer Questioned Under Suspicion of Child Endangerment

(Editorial Note: as restricted by a court order issued at the time of arraignment, THE LEMON will not be revealing the true identities of...
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Because When You Really Think About It, EVERYTHING in Albany is “Used”

According to a new study, when searching for used trucks in Albany, NY drivers might have the highest probability of success, out of anyone...
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When “DODGE the Father, RAM the Daughter” Goes Horribly Wrong

Sacramento, CA - If you’re spending any amount of time or resources shopping trucks for sale, several automakers including (but not limited to) Ford,...
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“(She Loves) My Tiny Penis” Hits No. 1 on Country Charts!

Nashville, TN - Country Music is a funny thing. On the one hand, you have some of the finest songwriting and musicianship in history,...
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Chevy Trucks Become “Official Truck of Waste Water Treatment”

Winthrop, MA - We’re not sure if it’s a good thing or a bad thing, but it’s a running joke among Waste Water Treatment...
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Food Truck Community Rejects “Phallus-Obsessed” Culinarian

Ah, Food Trucks…the last vestiges of hope for NYC chefs-lacking-startup-capital, and for brewery-visiting-day-drinkers craving gyros in Albuquerque, NM. With little more than an online...
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Is The Silverado 3500HD the Truck of Your (Clinically Depressed Dad’s) Dreams?

How much truck is “too much truck”? At the end of the day, it usually comes down to how you intend to use the...
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Tour Sponsorship Earns Chevy a New Anthem

The Eagles have added five further dates to their 2018 “An Evening with the Eagles” tour, which kicks off on March 12 in Indianapolis, Indiana. The tour,...
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Real Trucks Have Curves: An Automotive Health Crisis

“Real Women Have Curves.” We’ve all heard it before, haven’t we? While it may have been intended as a means of empowering the more full-figured...
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2017 Silverado Furious Over Rumored Trade-in

It was either Henry Ford or some semi-rapey Country artist like Luke Bryan who said, “A good truck, is like a good woman.” And...
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Fraudulent Dealership Blames “Upside Down” for Vanished Inventor

Indianapolis, IN - If in search of used Chevy trucks, Indianapolis drivers might be surprised by a sudden decrease in the available inventory that...