What’s in a Name?

Disclaimer: I’m not saying you HAVE to be high to do this (but it helps). At some point, or another, most of us have passed...

What Post-Divorce Dating Could Learn From Certified Pre-Owned Programs

When shopping for your next vehicle, you tend to decide upfront whether you’re looking for something brand new, and shiny with all the coolest...

Google Takes a Dump

Oh, Google…you presumptuous bitch. Don’t act like you don’t know exactly what I’m talking about. You type a word or two into the search bar,...

Just a Gigolo…for a BMW

For the average person, there are two stages to any kind of exorbitant purchase. The first stage involves looking into the top of the...

Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs

If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those...

Levante Envy

So, you’re thinking of buying a Maserati SUV? Sweet. But, full-disclosure, you should probably know that you’re a HUGE douche-nozzle and I want to punch...

Used Car Financing & Kidney Stones

By all accounts, kidney stones aren’t exactly a good time. A recent study revealed that up to 15% of people (approximately 13% of men...

Is Big Brother Watching You?

Are you feeling like everyone is watching what you do and how you think? You’re not going crazy. It’s true. The government, your neighbors,...

Is it a Joke or a Juke?

The Nissan Juke is an interesting car. Put simply, you’re either going to love it or you’re going to hate it. There appears to...

Should You Live in a Van Down By the River?

Whatever happened to vans? Vans used to be awesome. Think of the hippies, cruising around the 1960s in their psychedelically painted vans, just weaving...