Should You Live in a Van Down By the River?
Whatever happened to vans? Vans used to be awesome. Think of the hippies, cruising around the 1960s in their psychedelically painted vans, just weaving...
Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs
If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those...
Is Big Brother Watching You?
Are you feeling like everyone is watching what you do and how you think? You’re not going crazy. It’s true. The government, your neighbors,...
Google Takes a Dump
Oh, Google…you presumptuous bitch.
Don’t act like you don’t know exactly what I’m talking about. You type a word or two into the search bar,...
Just a Gigolo…for a BMW
For the average person, there are two stages to any kind of exorbitant purchase. The first stage involves looking into the top of the...
What’s in a Name?
Disclaimer: I’m not saying you HAVE to be high to do this (but it helps).
At some point, or another, most of us have passed...
Levante Envy
So, you’re thinking of buying a Maserati SUV? Sweet.
But, full-disclosure, you should probably know that you’re a HUGE douche-nozzle and I want to punch...
What Post-Divorce Dating Could Learn From Certified Pre-Owned Programs
When shopping for your next vehicle, you tend to decide upfront whether you’re looking for something brand new, and shiny with all the coolest...
Used Car Financing & Kidney Stones
By all accounts, kidney stones aren’t exactly a good time. A recent study revealed that up to 15% of people (approximately 13% of men...
The Wrong Way To ‘Arrange’ Auto Loan Financing
Phone in-hand, I was just about to research a car loan on Google, when I was interrupted by a knock on my door. Placing...
The Gassed & Injurious
Like many Americans, Frank Topomi suddenly found himself in need of a new vehicle. Unfortunately for Frank, it was just days away from his...
