If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those seeking Honda cars, we’ve compiled some of our favorite brand-centric, fan-made tunes below…
First Place: Me and My Honda
This ballad by YouTube user “Jace Converse” is appropriately titled “Me and My Honda.” This tune is really driven home by the apparent singer-songwriter’s lyrics. The tune is fine, and Converse actually has a pretty nice voice. However, his inability to rhyme the word “day” with anything other than the word “highway” made the song feel a bit monotonous, and the overuse of “me and my Honda” got old following the first verse.
Still, considering the fact that I might be whistling this tune on my commute home, I’m going to give it a:
B
I drive my car every single day
I drive it down this fast highway
I know I’ll be okay
As long as I’m driving my Honda
Me and my Honda Civic
I used to drive a Toyota
Didn’t know which way to turn
And now I got my Honda
We got some road to burn
Me and my Honda
Hitting the road
Me and my Honda
Away we go
Me and my Honda Civic
I know I’m going to make it home tonight
With my Honda Civic
Drive my car in the middle of the night
I know I’ll make it down through the daylight
And I know I’ll be alright as long as I’m driving my Honda Civic
Me and my Honda
Oh oh oh
Me and my Honda
We’re driving along
Me and my Honda
Singing a song
Me and my Honda
It won’t be long
Until I get home tonight in my Honda
Yea
[fake guitar solo]
Me and my Honda Civic
oh oh oh
Me and my Honda
Out on the highway
Me and my Honda Civic
Doing it our way
Me and my Honda
All I can say
I’m going to make it home tonight
With my Honda
Drive my car every single day
I drive it down this fast highway
I know I’ll be okay
As long as I’m driving my Honda
Me and my Honda Civic
oh oh
Me and my Honda
On the highway
Me and my Honda
Doing it our way
Me and my Honda Civic
Going all the way home tonight in my
Honda Civic
oh oh oh
Me and my Honda Civic
Oh on the road
Me and my Honda Civic
We got a long way to go
Me and my Honda
Gonna make it home tonight in my
Honda Civic
Second Place: Honda VTEC Song
The “Honda VTEC Song” by Honda fanatic, McNasty, is the epitome of “great effort, poor execution.” The lyrics are solid and amusing, especially the writer’s willingness to constantly tout his vehicle’s VTEC engine. However, the lyrics didn’t always match with the repetitive background beat, forcing the rapper to rush some of the verses. This was distracting, and I also wasn’t a fan of the unnecessary bad language (I edited the words out below). Therefore, this song gets a:
C
I love my Honda like I love my ganja
I’ll smoke ya V8 like I smoke marijuana
Back up boy and show some respect
My Honda civic has a four-cylinder VTEC
When I go out people wanna see my ride
They always stare at the “Type R” on the side
I painted my hood black for that carbon fiber look
My windshield wiper lights that off the ****ing hook
I took off my hubcaps cause they give me better times
When I rip a new track I’m stunning on my rhymes
My exhaust turned sideways with a five-inch tip
I raced a Z06 and took home his pink slip
I got a new spoiler from J.C. Whitney
It’s a 15-inch double-stack worth every penny
APC decals and two racing stripes
Four-ion blue daytime running lights
When I take off the front tires go up in smoke
And Chevys with 350s nothing but a joke
Went to Pep Boys and bought all the neon lights
Its like Las Vegas when you see me at night
Don’t mess with the VTEC ‘cause it’ll send ya home
Crying like a fat kid that dropped his ice cream cone
When ya see me coming get out of my way
I gotta cruise the mall cause you know its Friday
I doing loud drive-bys all down the highway
Bumping some techno with my visor turned sideways
If you wanna race ye ass will get tossed
I throw in it neutral and rev up the exhaust
I’m gonna leave your *** in a world on pain
My adrenaline rushing with the rice in my veins
Nutra-slam it in drive when the light turns green
And I’ll eat a Saleen like your mama’s Lean Cuisine
I got another victory in the “domestic basher”
I’ll pull in front of you and throw on my flashers
When you lost you called me a cheater
You just couldn’t hang with the 1.6-liter
The Civic is more like a rocket than it is a car
You’l be saying to yourself “damn is that a type R”
Don’t mess with Hondas cause they’re out of your class
I wait ‘til you get beside me trying ta pass
Let you hear that VTEC when I step on the gas
Next thing you know your *** is finishing last
I fix you a “Type R” burger with some VTEC sauce
Your *** will be fired cause Honda is the boss
Is not called nitrous the **** is called called NOS
You should know by now your life is a loss
It’s about time you stop driving all them wrecks
Get a job at Hardee’s and save all your checks
Or sue KFC for falling on your neck
And when you get paid buy yourself a VTEC
Third Place: I Know (6-foot 4 Honda)
To be honest, this song doesn’t deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as the two masterpieces listed above. This song mentions Honda in the title, but the underwhelming lyrics don’t make a mention of the car brand… in fact, the illegible lyrics don’t really say much at all. Thanks to the half-assed lyric writing, I’m going to give this song a big fat:
F
I know, I know, I know, I know.
6-foots on the road,
Everybody’s going whoa,
Watch out for this man,
You are about to get trolled.
Yeah buddy,
shoutout to miss 6-foot
PEACE!!
