Man Buys Buick Enclave While Drunk. Wakes Up Next to Fat, Old SUV
According to the Old Testament, the act of purchasing an SUV is not entirely unlike the act of signing on as your buddy’s ‘wingman’....
Dealership Accidentally Sponsors Brazilian Sports Team
Bethesda, MD - As any marketer knows, one’s budget can prove to be a finicky mistress, especially when it limits the realization of an...
2019 Buick Enclave: Official Vehicle of Pre-Menopausal Consumer B*tches From Hell
Judging by the Chevy lineup alone, General Motors is keen to make their expansive awards known to the car-buying community-at-large. And yet, some divisions...
Life is Tough. Wanna Fade Away? Have We Got the Car for You!
America has become polarized.
While the events of recent years seem to exemplify the kind of partisan polarization that has become a defining influence upon...
Body-Swap Mystery Puzzles Small Massachusetts Community
Gardner, MA - It was 4:18 AM on Saturday, July 7th when the Gardner Police Department was dispatched to the scene of a motor...
Did You Watch the Royal Wedding? You Might be a…Winner(?)
It’s no secret that the Buick brand has struggled with a bit of an identity crisis, as of late. Despite the security offered by...
Join the Buick Bro-Force & Drive the “Official Vehicle of Homoerotic Sports”
If you’re anything like us, you’re probably recovering from some sick rager, where you must have drank like seventeen beers and did about 12...
