Top Fans Commented on Buick (& That’s Not a Good Thing)
While the majority of Google users on Friday, April 26th were distracted by searching the word ‘Thanos’ and harnessing the power of the Infinity...
Man Confuses Jeep Features with Ghosts
Lakeland, FL - A local man is inviting paranormal investigators to a small Florida town. If you were hoping for a quick debate about...
‘White Saviors’ Come to the Aid of Blind Native American Actor
To paraphrase comedian(?) Jeff Foxworthy, if you’re trying to choose between the 2019 Buick Envision vs 2019 Jeep Grand Cherokee…You might be a racist.
Propelled...
Car-Shopping Shines Spotlight on Generation Divide
Bath, Maine - For those of us fortunate enough to share our days with parents, grandparents, or even great-grandparents, we’ll inevitably encounter the concept...
Buick Releasing Vehicle That Runs on YOUR Gas
Forget standard gas, diesel, and electric vehicles. Buick engineers are looking to revolutionize the automotive industry… with a little help from Taco Bell. The...
Buick Helps Florida Dog Earn License
Orlando, Florida - Move over drivers, there’s a new operator on the road… and they’re cute and have no working thumbs.
Mr. Whiskers, a mutt...
GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures
Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal...
“Introducing the 2020 Buick GucciDap 6900” by Brogan McHenry
DETROIT, MICHIGAN - What’s good, my dudes. I figured I’d introduce myself before I share some cool car news from my uncle. My name...
Man Buys Buick Enclave While Drunk. Wakes Up Next to Fat, Old SUV
According to the Old Testament, the act of purchasing an SUV is not entirely unlike the act of signing on as your buddy’s ‘wingman’....
Dealership Accidentally Sponsors Brazilian Sports Team
Bethesda, MD - As any marketer knows, one’s budget can prove to be a finicky mistress, especially when it limits the realization of an...
