A pink 2023 Chevy Silverado is shown on a pink background.

Look Out Men: The Silverado Is For Basic B*tches Only

I’ve always felt that pickup trucks like the 2023 Chevy Silverado have been marketed too heavily towards the rough, tough, DIYer types. But you...
A green 2023 Subaru Crosstrek is shown from the front at an angle while parked in front of fireworks after leaving a dealer that has a Subaru Crosstrek for sale.

Subaru Celebrates the Crosstrek Because No One Else Will

The Subaru Crosstrek is definitely one of the crossover SUVs of all time, and there is no denying that fact. If you’re looking for...
A woman is shown standing in front of a red 2023 Ford F-150.

Basement Dwelling Incel Intimidated at the Prospect of Woman Driving a Truck

A notable aspect of the automotive industry is its inclusiveness. It’s a world that’s constantly evolving, both in terms of technological innovation and the...
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Musk Announces Exciting New Tesla Features

Elon Musk is in the headlines every goddamn day, and I blame all of you for it. But since that’s what you – my...
A collage of used Chevrolet trucks is shown.

The Four Worst Used Chevy Trucks

The Internet is arguably the single-greatest tool for research in all of recorded human history. Nothing else has ever created such a vast network...
An empty car carrier is shown in the aftermath of a dispute between the 2023 Chevy Silverado 1500 vs 2022 Ram 1500.

Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances

Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
A white 2020 Nissan Kicks is shown leading a group of police cars after leaving a certified Nissan Kicks dealer.

O.J. Simpson Recreates Infamous High-Speed Chase With a Nissan Kicks

It’s been remarked before that any publicity, regardless of what the intention might be, is good publicity. With a new model year on the...
A green 2022 Subaru Outback is shown from the front in front of a tree after leaving a Subaru Outback dealer.

I Met the First Subaru Outback Driver That Isn’t a Treehugger

You've probably heard the rumors, murmurs, and jokes; Subaru Outback drivers are all total tree-hugging, granola-munching, PETA-loving hippies. Traditionally, if you pulled into the...
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GM Ships Industry to China

For those of you who were looking forward to the new releases for the upcoming model year from Chevy, Buick, GMC, and Cadillac, you’re...
A red 2023 Chevy Equinox RS is shown from the front.

Top 5 Reasons I Drive a Chevy Equinox

You might not know this about me, gentle reader, but I’m a of refined tastes and exceptional demands when it comes to a...
4 people are shown talking after leaving a dealer that specializes in used Jeeps for sale.

Focus Group of White Males Determines Jeep Cherokee Is Not Offensive

There’s no doubt that cultural sensibilities have changed a great deal in recent years. Among the points of contention that are being addressed are...
A blue 2023 Chevy Bolt is shown from the front at an angle.

Chevy Announces Incendiary New Strategy

If there’s one thing I know about the auto industry, it’s this: Lee Iacocca once celebrated a major promotion by eating a whole goose....
The symbol for the 2023 Volkswagen ID.4 electric vehicle is shown next to the VW logo crossed out.

Antifa Cancels Volkswagen in Response to Their Nazi Past

Volkswagen has always generated excitement among devotees of the brand and those who critique the automotive industry. Their continuous efforts to offer more EV...
A truck is shown from behind with the bed replaced with cardboard after leaving an Albany F-150 dealer.

NY Truck Dealer in League With Communist China Angers Truck Drivers

ALBANY, NY - Local Albany F-150 dealer Wellington Cheapskate will appear in court this coming Sunday to appeal his conviction of selling trucks without...
A blue 2022 Chevy Bolt is shown from the side after leaving a Certified Chevy dealer.

Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program

New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
A silver 2023 Ford Mustang is shown in front of a star.

Mach-E Deliveries Expected Sometime Before Heat Death of Universe

Buying a new car is easy: you roll into a dealership, berate the first salesman you see for a solid 17 minutes until he’s...

I Watched a Man Eat a 2022 Ford Bronco (So You Don’t Have To)

Before we go any further, I want to be very clear about something: there’s nothing I won’t do for my readers. I am, above...
A silver 2022 Kia EV6 is shown from the side after leaving a Kia EV6 dealer.

Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Living Out of a Kia EV6

If you live in the Monmouth County area and thought you saw Pauly D a-la Jersey Shore fame gelling up his hair or perfecting...
A white 2022 Toyota Highlander is shown from the front at an angle next to a Toyota symbol after leaving a Toyota Highlander dealer.

Toyota Production Cutbacks Mean That There Can Be Only One Highlander Made in 2023

With the worldwide microchip shortage still wreaking havoc across the scope of the automotive industry, cutbacks have been made all over. For many manufacturers,...
The battle of the 2022 Toyota Highlander vs 2022 Honda Pilot is shown.

Which Is Better: Toyota Highlander or Honda Pilot?

If you’re shopping for a vehicle, then you have a lot of decisions to make and a wide range of options to choose from....