A man is shown holding a lease near a McDonalds and ford truck.

Ford, McDonald’s Unite: Lease Any Super Duty, Get Free McNuggets

CHICAGO, Ill. — An announcement from the McDonald’s Corporation has left consumers both impressed and confused. Amy Jamieson, the Director for US Field Communications and...
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Chevy, Cadillac to Produce Four-Door “Chadillac” for Entitled Young Men

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Chevrolet and Cadillac have announced a new joint venture for an affordable but garish everyday sports/luxury car. This product is...
A lady standing next to a red Volkswagen is shown holding a monkey.

VW’s All-Electric Future Is Looking Different Now That It Has AID.S

FAIRFAX COUNTY, VA — It’s no surprise that Volkswagen has announced yet another electric vehicle, considering they’ve been manufacturing battery-powered vehicles since 2020 (with...
A man is shown looking distraught over the discontinuation of the 2024 Chevy Camaro.

With the Camaro Being Discontinued, America’s Young Men Feel Their Masculinity Threatened

CHINO, Calif. — As you might have heard, Chevy will be discontinuing their classic muscle car in its gasoline-powered form, and the 2024 Chevy...
A white 2025 Ford F-151 is shown parked on a beach featuring an advertisement for Malibu Rum.

Ford to Partner With Malibu Rum for the F-151

MONTE RIO, Calif. — The Ford Motor Company has released a statement announcing a new truck model based largely on their best-selling light-duty F-150....
A man is shown with his hand on his forehead as small Chevy Bolt EVs and EUVs float behind him.

Chevy Announces Return of Bolt EV and Future Plans

Recently, drivers were saddened to learn that the Chevy Bolt EV was being discontinued. As the most affordable and impressively flammable electric vehicle on...
A white 2023 Nissan Sentra for sale is shown DJing an EDM concert.

People Keep Mistaking Nissan’s Xtronic Transmission for a Popular DJ

Nissan recently announced that their 2024 Nissan Sentra for sale will have a new continuously variable automatic transmission by the name of Xtronic. However,...
The Earth is shown looking for help to find a Chevy Silverado for sale.

Flat Earther Protests Chevy Dealership, Warns Danger of Driving off the Edge of the...

As the new 2024 model year gears up, there’s a lot of excitement regarding the offerings from Chevy. With the Silverado EV set to...
Hunter Biden is shown selling cheap used cars for sale.

Hunter Biden Allegedly Selling Used Cars to Make Child Support Payments

WASHINGTON — It appears things have really gone downhill for Hunter Biden, who sources say is now hawking cheap used cars for sale at...
Ten people are shown yawning near a white 2023 Ford F-150 XL.

The Four Best Features of the Worst Ford F-150

Do you like shiny, powerful, impressive trucks that ride real tall, have rumbly-bumbly engines, and can tow a bunch of weight behind them? If...
A basketball coach is shown standing near a brown 1999 Ford Excursion trying to find used SUVs for sale.

Florida Man Still Drives Ford Excursion, Claims It Has Nothing to Do With Size...

DAYTONA BEACH, FL — The SUV has achieved widespread popularity as the ideal choice of transportation in modern America, and a major part of...
A group of people are standing near a red 2024 Chevy Traverse.

Three Secrets of the All-New 2024 Chevy Traverse

Friends, allow me to start by saying something controversial: This is not the only automotive news website on the Internet. I know, I know,...
A man is shown overwhelmed while searching for 2023 Chevy Silverado vs 2023 Toyota Tundra online.

Automotive Writer Has Emotional Breakdown After Being Bombarded With Vehicle Ads

BOSTON, Mass. — For much of the vehicle-buying public, the information they're presented about new models comes from freelance writers contracted by the automotive...
A group of protestors hold signs and protest a Ford dealer.

Ford Abandons New Environmental Initiatives, Claims Climate Change Is “Hoax”

DETROIT, MI — For over 100 years, Ford has symbolized American ingenuity and innovation. From its role in ushering in the golden age of...
A white 2024 Chevy Equinox is shown on stage in front of a crowd and two people taking a photograph.

Chevy Introduces “Warped Tour” Edition of the Chevy Equinox to Target Millennial Drivers.

In the highly competitive world of the automotive marketplace, there’s no shortage of tactics and strategies to grasp onto the demographic of the millennial...
Several 2024 US presidential candidates are shown giving two citizens a headache.

Let’s Get Political and Kick(s) a Renegade

Alright, you cud-chewing sons o’ bitches, I’m here to give you that spicy political content you’ve been looking for. Yeah, I know, this is...
A security cam photograph depicting actor Kevin Spacey standing nervously in front of a Ford dealership after violating several Ford trucks for sale.

Kevin Spacey Accused of Taking Ford F-150 for Test Drive Without Consent

Hollywood, CA— To say that actor Kevin Spacey has had a fall from grace in light of the accusations made against him a few...
A person is shown standing in front a blue 1993 Geo Metro after trying to sell a 2024 Chevy Silverado 1500.

Gen X-er Still Insists Geo Metro Was Best Vehicle Ever Designed

RAVENNA, Ohio — A new model year always brings a lot of excitement to those in the market for a new vehicle. Across the...
A person is shown holding a dart and covering his eyes.

Ford Raises Prices to Cut Prices to Raise Prices to Cut

There are some people who will tell you that time is a linear series of events, happening only in a straight line, uninterrupted, from...
A person is shown being interviewed about Chevy trucks for sale by Channel 10 News.

#LoveWins as Florida Man Weds Chevy Truck in Local Ceremony

Every June, we recognize the LGBTQ community during Pride Month. Whether it’s a show of solidarity or a pledge to protect the rights and...