GMC Canyon Challenges Honda Ridgeline for “Last to Be Picked in Gym Class”
Bethesda, MD - Do you own a 2019 GMC Canyon? Chevy Suburban? Expedition? If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, love the...
Why the 2019 Ford Ecosport is a Game-Changer in Treating Clinical Mediocrity
Having just been introduced to the U.S market over a year ago, the 2019 Ford Ecosport may not have a lot of mileage behind...
Family Full of Douchebags? Test Drive a Chevy Suburban Today!
According to industry insiders, General Motors has come under fire for recent marketing initiatives built around the 2019 Chevy Suburban. With a starting price...
Chevy Presents 2019 SUV Lineup (aka “Billings’ Last Stand”)
Detroit, MI - As recently reported by The Lemon, the marketing team at General Motors has had a rough go of things as of...
Want to Look “Well-Off” Without any Risk of Sexual Impropriety?
In this era of pursuant equality, political disparity and never-ending coverage of ‘He Said / She Said’ hearings related to sexual impropriety the world...
THIS is the #1 Thing Men Look For in a Woman (& You’ll Never...
“Consequence-Free Sex”.
Isn’t that refreshing, in a world of clickbait articles? Leave it to The Lemon to cut right to the chase and give you...
Ford Seatbelt Recall to Blame for Rise in Vigilante Crimefighters?
Washington, D.C. - In an unprecedented show of bipartisan cooperation, Capitol Hill lawmakers joined together today, to discuss the recall of nearly 2 million...
GMC Terrain Named “Best Personality” of 2018 Graduating Class
At the risk of downplaying serious concerns, High School Superlatives can be a funny thing.
Sometimes known as the “Class Oscars” the informal awards process...
Chevy Erects Their New Campaign (& Pfizer Throbs Rigidly with Anger)
Detroit, MI - The Lemon recently reported on GM’s highly-publicized acquisition of Josh Billings as their new creative marketing director. Garnering wide disdain for...
Use of GMC Terrain Banned by Undercover Narcotics Division
Editor’s Note: To protect the innocent, and to preserve the integrity of pending police investigations, all names included in the following article have been...
