2019 Ford FIESTA Named ‘Most Ironic’
Los Angeles CA - With the entire industry still abuzz over a month after the Los Angeles Auto Show came to a close, it...
Dealership Considers ‘USED Acura’ to be Their “2nd Mistake
Orange County, CA - Asplunder Acura, a mainstay family of luxury dealerships familiar to anyone in Orange County, closed their collective doors today shocking...
Man Buys Buick Enclave While Drunk. Wakes Up Next to Fat, Old SUV
According to the Old Testament, the act of purchasing an SUV is not entirely unlike the act of signing on as your buddy’s ‘wingman’....
NBA Player Exposes Flaws in Toyota Naming Strategy
Houston, TX - Will your mother, wife, girlfriend or daughter like the 2019 Toyota Sequoia? To quote 1990’s rapper Sir Mix-a-lot, “Only if she’s...
Honda Ridgeline Credited with Decline in #ToxicMasculinity
Rockford IL - For those of you who only know Rockford, IL as the “Dry Hand-Job Capitol of the U.S”, it’s time to buy...
Chevy Spark to Star in 2019 Movie? And it’s NOT a Comedy?
Los Angeles CA - Just days before the film’s December 21st release, Paramount Pictures announced the next chapter in the Transformer film series, following...
Nissan Leaf voted ‘Car of the Year’ by Huntington Beach Oil Barons
Huntington Beach CA - You don’t have to be a resident of the west coast to feel the reach of California’s influence when it...
Dealership Accidentally Sponsors Brazilian Sports Team
Bethesda, MD - As any marketer knows, one’s budget can prove to be a finicky mistress, especially when it limits the realization of an...
Ford Plays “Would You Rather” with Massachusetts Man
Lenox, MA - If you’re searching out used Ford F-150 for Sale, you might want to talk to Bill Baker of Lenox, Massachusetts before...
Automotive Journalist to Receive Ground-Breaking Coma Therapy
Bethesda, MD - For automotive journalist Benji Wheeling, the day began like any other. After hitting snooze 3-4 times, he rose to a little...
