Tesla Innovates Once Again
In case you haven’t been paying attention, Covid is still going strong and creating problems for businesses—and also killing people—throughout much of the world....
Special Services for Your Ram Truck
Many people think that one truck is just as good as another: those people are dumb and have dumb ideas because clearly, some pickups...
Sushi and Porn: One Dealers Inventive New Way of Buying Back Used Hondas
ROCHESTER, NY - Owing to a lack of inventory, a local Certified Pre-Owned Honda dealer is offering a slew of unusual incentives to get...
Vote NO on Tacoma World!
TACOMA, WA - This is a PSA published on behalf of your local Tacoma Volkswagen dealer. Please be advised that the views expressed herein...
The King Spotted at King of Prussia Kia Dealership
King of Prussia, PA—It was last Thursday at Worthington Kia, a local Kia dealer, where a sighting of Elvis Presley was reported. While reports...
Emo Teen Deeply Traumatized That the Word “Chrysler” Has Nothing to Do With Shedding...
It was a normal business day at Casper Chrysler. The lot opened up at its normal time, and the new shipment of 2022 Chrysler...
High Gas Prices Upend Trade-In Values
Each year millions of drivers trade in an older vehicle to finance their next purchase. It’s a useful system, allowing drivers to make room...
Return to Office Delayed as Workers Can’t Find Their Cars
Working from home has become the new normal as of late, but as employees are encouraged to head back into the office, some are...
With Chips in Short Supply, Auto Industry Continues to Innovate
Friends, as I’m sure you already know, the infamous microchip shortage continues to march on into its second year. Despite the fact that some...
Jeep With “NFT” License Plate Keeps Getting Stolen
Jerry Wilson was enjoying life behind the wheel of his new 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee WK...then the thefts began. Everything was fine for the...
5 Predictions About the Chevy Blazer EV
Although there’s a fair amount of excitement about the 2023 Chevy Blazer, which is getting a nice update and refresh, I don’t care about...
Ford and Chevy Battle for Supremacy
For decades now, the big truck manufacturers have been fighting each other in an ever-growing arms race for top numbers. It only takes a...
Nissan Introduces New Inflation-Proof Model
With inflation hitting an almost 40-year high, a dollar isn't quite worth what it used to be. The effects of this unfortunate economic reality...
Lax Olympic Rules Open Up Competition to Trucks, SUVs, Tanks
International athletic competitions could soon become unrecognizable as a controversial decision from the recent Winter Olympic games threatens to establish a new precedent in...
Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised
Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
Buick Stays Woke With New Ad Campaign
In many ways, the auto industry is like a rugged old tortoise: dependable, stoic, and slowly plodding toward an inevitable expiration date that’s likely...
An Off-Road Shit Show: The Underdog Story of Rope, Redemption, and Shitting in the...
You know, people talk a lot of shit about Subarus, but whatever happened to the old “walk a mile in their shoes” adage? I...
We’re Directing a Jeep Commercial in a Real Lion’s Den
Aren’t you tired of the same old car commercials that simply show a vehicle making sharp turns and maybe climbing some sandy hills? Who...
Teenage Car Keeps Throwing up Inappropriate Error Codes
Albany, NY - Technicians at one local Albany used car dealership are stumped as a rare electronic issue continues to plague a recently sold...
Chevy & Chill: Automaker Enters Streaming World
Allentown, Pennsylvania - Eager to not get left behind in the growing in-vehicle infotainment wars, Chevy recently announced a new venture that will bring...
