Cows are shown loaded into the back of a Blue 2022 Ford Explorer and a silver 2022 Chevy Traverse during a 2022 Ford Explorer vs 2022 Chevy Traverse comparison.

Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste

Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
Gerbils are shown covering the hood of a white 2023 Chevy Bolt EV.

Electric Powertrain Revealed to Be Nothing but a Bunch of Gerbils

The EV revolution is in full force. Many manufacturers have been taking great strides in advancing their electric powertrains to alleviate the stress consumers...
A diagram shows you places to look for treasures at a used Jeep dealer.

A Used Jeep Can Be a Trove of Lost Treasure

In my decades covering the auto industry, I’ve learned a few things: how to drink whiskey from a lady’s shoe at 3:48 in the...
A Ford F-150 for sale is shown with the hood open.

Ford Announces Prayer to Replace All Routine Maintenance

The recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent ruling that allows prayer back in public schools has caused quite a commotion, as...
David Duke is shown behind a blue 2022 Chevy Colorado and a black 2022 Nissan Frontier after someone searched '2022 Nissan Frontier vs 2022 Chevy Colorado'.

David Duke Officially Endorses the Chevy Colorado

A recent contest between the Chevy Colorado and Nissan Frontier has been heating up in the polls. Not surprisingly, the gap between the two...
A person is shown trying to figure out the right metric to use to judge a 2022 Ford F-250 vs 2022 Ram 2500 HD comparison.

Choosing the Right Truck Based on Real Numbers

One thing I’ll never forget is the advice that my grandfather gave me on his deathbed; he said, “Passion belongs in the bedroom, not...
A grey 2022 Honda Pilot and a black 2022 Kia Telluride are shown parked next to a glass of wine during a 2022 Honda Pilot vs 2022 Kia Telluride comparison.

Chapter VI: In Which a Letter Is Received and Answered

As an impartial witness to the machinations and madness of the auto industry, I try not to get directly involved in the lives of...
An American Flag shaped like Texas is shown crossed out after a used Chevy truck dealership secedes from the United States.

Brave Patriots Bravely Turn Against the Us

Webster’s dictionary defines a “patriot” as “n. 1 fancy pastry 2 a shop where such pastry is made and sold,” and I couldn’t agree...
A book is shown sitting on a table next to tools while a mechanic works on a 2023 Chevy Blazer.

Local Mechanic Channels “Eat Pray Love” In Debut Memoir “Intake Compression Exhaust”

Inspired by the novel and film of the same name, one local mechanic has decided to lay down his socket wrench and pick up...
A spaceship is shown flying over a desert during a 2022 Chevy Trailblazer vs the 2022 Honda HR-V comparison.

SUVs Compete for Role in New Star Wars Series

Two of America’s most popular SUVs are vying for a place in an upcoming Star Wars spin-off that follows the post-film exploits of one...
A grey 2022 Volkswagen Jetta and a grey 2022 Hyundai Elantra are shown facing eachother on a purple background.

3 Reasons Why the VW Jetta Is Better Than the Elantra

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, readers of all ages gather around and bear witness to automotive journalism beyond all others. Wait… now my...
A grey 2022 Ford Mustang is shown blurred out on a beach.

Facing Low Membership, Topless Beach Opens to Convertibles

Established over 55 years ago on the shores of Lake Winnipompac, Mel & Noma’s Topless Beach has long been a destination for sun worshipers...
A Honda badge is shown with a Chevy badge pasted over it during the battle of the 2022 Chevy Equinox vs the 2022 Honda CR-V.

Dealership Caught “Rebadging” the Honda CR-V as Chevy Equinox

If you’ve ever taken a Chevy Equinox for a test drive, then I’m sure you quickly realized your mistake, returned the vehicle promptly to...
An excel sheet shows NFT created by and enterprising Ford dealer.

Ford Dealership Enters NFT Market

If there’s one thing that can be said about the auto industry, it’s that the market lives and dies by innovation. The most popular...
An orange 2022 Chevy Blazer is before arriving at a Chevrolet Cincinnati OH.

Lansford Hastings Edition of the Chevy Blazer to Arrive Soon

While special editions of popular automobiles are certainly nothing new, Chevy recently announced a new version of the Blazer that’s set to arrive at...
A vintage Chevrolet symbol is shown with the text 'new special editions' over it.

Chevy Introduces Three New Special Editions

As spring moves toward summer, several things inevitably happen: the days grow longer, the air sparkles with warmth and radiance, and car companies look...
A red Tesla emblem is shown.

Tesla Innovates Once Again

In case you haven’t been paying attention, Covid is still going strong and creating problems for businesses—and also killing people—throughout much of the world....
The Ram emblem is shown on a red background with the text 'special Ram truck services' displayed.

Special Services for Your Ram Truck

Many people think that one truck is just as good as another: those people are dumb and have dumb ideas because clearly, some pickups...
A Honda emblem and text is shown flanked by sushi and a triple X being compared to Certified Pre-Owned Honda products.

Sushi and Porn: One Dealers Inventive New Way of Buying Back Used Hondas

ROCHESTER, NY - Owing to a lack of inventory, a local Certified Pre-Owned Honda dealer is offering a slew of unusual incentives to get...
A carnival is shown with a Toyota Tacoma in front of it near a Tacoma Volkswagen dealer.

Vote NO on Tacoma World!

TACOMA, WA - This is a PSA published on behalf of your local Tacoma Volkswagen dealer. Please be advised that the views expressed herein...