A red Tesla emblem is shown.

Tesla Innovates Once Again

In case you haven’t been paying attention, Covid is still going strong and creating problems for businesses—and also killing people—throughout much of the world....
The Ram emblem is shown on a red background with the text 'special Ram truck services' displayed.

Special Services for Your Ram Truck

Many people think that one truck is just as good as another: those people are dumb and have dumb ideas because clearly, some pickups...
A Honda emblem and text is shown flanked by sushi and a triple X being compared to Certified Pre-Owned Honda products.

Sushi and Porn: One Dealers Inventive New Way of Buying Back Used Hondas

ROCHESTER, NY - Owing to a lack of inventory, a local Certified Pre-Owned Honda dealer is offering a slew of unusual incentives to get...
A carnival is shown with a Toyota Tacoma in front of it near a Tacoma Volkswagen dealer.

Vote NO on Tacoma World!

TACOMA, WA - This is a PSA published on behalf of your local Tacoma Volkswagen dealer. Please be advised that the views expressed herein...
Elvis is shown standing outside of a King of Prussia Kia dealership.

The King Spotted at King of Prussia Kia Dealership

King of Prussia, PA—It was last Thursday at Worthington Kia, a local Kia dealer, where a sighting of Elvis Presley was reported. While reports...
A Chrysler symbol is shown in front of an emo kid after he looked up '2022 Chrysler 300'.

Emo Teen Deeply Traumatized That the Word “Chrysler” Has Nothing to Do With Shedding...

It was a normal business day at Casper Chrysler. The lot opened up at its normal time, and the new shipment of 2022 Chrysler...
A close up shows the tachometer of a 2022 Nissan Murano with text stating 'high gas prices upend trade-in values.'

High Gas Prices Upend Trade-In Values

Each year millions of drivers trade in an older vehicle to finance their next purchase. It’s a useful system, allowing drivers to make room...
A person is shown in between a two cars with their hands up as they search for their 2023 Chevy Blazer.

Return to Office Delayed as Workers Can’t Find Their Cars

Working from home has become the new normal as of late, but as employees are encouraged to head back into the office, some are...
A puzzle is shown with a piece missing, through the hole is a microchip.

With Chips in Short Supply, Auto Industry Continues to Innovate

Friends, as I’m sure you already know, the infamous microchip shortage continues to march on into its second year. Despite the fact that some...
A grey 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee WK is shown from the rear with a license plate that spells NFT.

Jeep With “NFT” License Plate Keeps Getting Stolen

Jerry Wilson was enjoying life behind the wheel of his new 2022 Jeep Grand Cherokee WK...then the thefts began. Everything was fine for the...
A crystal ball is shown in front of a splash of lava showing predictions about the 2023 Chevy Blazer EV.

5 Predictions About the Chevy Blazer EV

Although there’s a fair amount of excitement about the 2023 Chevy Blazer, which is getting a nice update and refresh, I don’t care about...
The Ford and Chevy logos are shown above the 2022 Ford F-150 vs 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500.

Ford and Chevy Battle for Supremacy

For decades now, the big truck manufacturers have been fighting each other in an ever-growing arms race for top numbers. It only takes a...
A red Nissan Rogue is shown from the front on a road next to water after leaving a Mahomet Nissan dealer.

Nissan Introduces New Inflation-Proof Model

With inflation hitting an almost 40-year high, a dollar isn't quite worth what it used to be. The effects of this unfortunate economic reality...
An olympic starting line is shown with the olympics logo over it before the race between the 2022 Chevy Silverado 1500 and the 2022 Ford F-150

Lax Olympic Rules Open Up Competition to Trucks, SUVs, Tanks

International athletic competitions could soon become unrecognizable as a controversial decision from the recent Winter Olympic games threatens to establish a new precedent in...
Multiple 2022 Ford F-150's are shown from behind forming a blockade.

Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised

Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
A wall is shown with a Buick ad on it with the text 'Buick launches new woke ad campaign' on it.

Buick Stays Woke With New Ad Campaign

In many ways, the auto industry is like a rugged old tortoise: dependable, stoic, and slowly plodding toward an inevitable expiration date that’s likely...
A blue 2022 Subaru Outback Wilderness is shown going down a trail from behind after leaving a 'Certified Pre-Owned Subaru dealership'.

An Off-Road Shit Show: The Underdog Story of Rope, Redemption, and Shitting in the...

You know, people talk a lot of shit about Subarus, but whatever happened to the old “walk a mile in their shoes” adage? I...
Two lions are shown laying in front of a red Jeep Wrangler after leaving a NJ Jeep Wrangler dealer.

We’re Directing a Jeep Commercial in a Real Lion’s Den

Aren’t you tired of the same old car commercials that simply show a vehicle making sharp turns and maybe climbing some sandy hills? Who...
A black 2009 Chevrolet Malibu is shown from the front surrounded by various trouble codes, before going to a Albany used car dealership.

Teenage Car Keeps Throwing up Inappropriate Error Codes

Albany, NY - Technicians at one local Albany used car dealership are stumped as a rare electronic issue continues to plague a recently sold...
An old tv set is shown with static on the screen with the text 'introducing chevy # streaming service' displayed on screen near a chevy dealer in Allentown, Pennsylvania.

Chevy & Chill: Automaker Enters Streaming World

Allentown, Pennsylvania - Eager to not get left behind in the growing in-vehicle infotainment wars, Chevy recently announced a new venture that will bring...