Look Out Men: The Silverado Is For Basic B*tches Only
I’ve always felt that pickup trucks like the 2023 Chevy Silverado have been marketed too heavily towards the rough, tough, DIYer types. But you...
Subaru Celebrates the Crosstrek Because No One Else Will
The Subaru Crosstrek is definitely one of the crossover SUVs of all time, and there is no denying that fact. If you’re looking for...
Basement Dwelling Incel Intimidated at the Prospect of Woman Driving a Truck
A notable aspect of the automotive industry is its inclusiveness. It’s a world that’s constantly evolving, both in terms of technological innovation and the...
Musk Announces Exciting New Tesla Features
Elon Musk is in the headlines every goddamn day, and I blame all of you for it. But since that’s what you – my...
The Four Worst Used Chevy Trucks
The Internet is arguably the single-greatest tool for research in all of recorded human history. Nothing else has ever created such a vast network...
Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances
Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
O.J. Simpson Recreates Infamous High-Speed Chase With a Nissan Kicks
It’s been remarked before that any publicity, regardless of what the intention might be, is good publicity. With a new model year on the...
I Met the First Subaru Outback Driver That Isn’t a Treehugger
You've probably heard the rumors, murmurs, and jokes; Subaru Outback drivers are all total tree-hugging, granola-munching, PETA-loving hippies. Traditionally, if you pulled into the...
GM Ships Industry to China
For those of you who were looking forward to the new releases for the upcoming model year from Chevy, Buick, GMC, and Cadillac, you’re...
Top 5 Reasons I Drive a Chevy Equinox
You might not know this about me, gentle reader, but I’m a of refined tastes and exceptional demands when it comes to a...
Focus Group of White Males Determines Jeep Cherokee Is Not Offensive
There’s no doubt that cultural sensibilities have changed a great deal in recent years. Among the points of contention that are being addressed are...
Chevy Announces Incendiary New Strategy
If there’s one thing I know about the auto industry, it’s this: Lee Iacocca once celebrated a major promotion by eating a whole goose....
Antifa Cancels Volkswagen in Response to Their Nazi Past
Volkswagen has always generated excitement among devotees of the brand and those who critique the automotive industry. Their continuous efforts to offer more EV...
NY Truck Dealer in League With Communist China Angers Truck Drivers
ALBANY, NY - Local Albany F-150 dealer Wellington Cheapskate will appear in court this coming Sunday to appeal his conviction of selling trucks without...
Chevy Introduces Bold New Certified Pre-Owned Program
New cars are great; everyone knows that, but they’re also overpriced and lose massive amounts of their value the moment you drive off the...
Mach-E Deliveries Expected Sometime Before Heat Death of Universe
Buying a new car is easy: you roll into a dealership, berate the first salesman you see for a solid 17 minutes until he’s...
I Watched a Man Eat a 2022 Ford Bronco (So You Don’t Have To)
Before we go any further, I want to be very clear about something: there’s nothing I won’t do for my readers. I am, above...
Jersey Shore’s Pauly D Living Out of a Kia EV6
If you live in the Monmouth County area and thought you saw Pauly D a-la Jersey Shore fame gelling up his hair or perfecting...
Toyota Production Cutbacks Mean That There Can Be Only One Highlander Made in 2023
With the worldwide microchip shortage still wreaking havoc across the scope of the automotive industry, cutbacks have been made all over. For many manufacturers,...
Which Is Better: Toyota Highlander or Honda Pilot?
If you’re shopping for a vehicle, then you have a lot of decisions to make and a wide range of options to choose from....
