Ford Explorer and Chevy Traverse: SUVs of Extraordinary Taste
Friends, if you’re anything like me, you won’t buy a vehicle – or even take it for a test drive – without doing a...
Electric Powertrain Revealed to Be Nothing but a Bunch of Gerbils
The EV revolution is in full force. Many manufacturers have been taking great strides in advancing their electric powertrains to alleviate the stress consumers...
A Used Jeep Can Be a Trove of Lost Treasure
In my decades covering the auto industry, I’ve learned a few things: how to drink whiskey from a lady’s shoe at 3:48 in the...
Ford Announces Prayer to Replace All Routine Maintenance
The recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent ruling that allows prayer back in public schools has caused quite a commotion, as...
David Duke Officially Endorses the Chevy Colorado
A recent contest between the Chevy Colorado and Nissan Frontier has been heating up in the polls. Not surprisingly, the gap between the two...
Choosing the Right Truck Based on Real Numbers
One thing I’ll never forget is the advice that my grandfather gave me on his deathbed; he said, “Passion belongs in the bedroom, not...
Chapter VI: In Which a Letter Is Received and Answered
As an impartial witness to the machinations and madness of the auto industry, I try not to get directly involved in the lives of...
Brave Patriots Bravely Turn Against the Us
Webster’s dictionary defines a “patriot” as “n. 1 fancy pastry 2 a shop where such pastry is made and sold,” and I couldn’t agree...
Local Mechanic Channels “Eat Pray Love” In Debut Memoir “Intake Compression Exhaust”
Inspired by the novel and film of the same name, one local mechanic has decided to lay down his socket wrench and pick up...
SUVs Compete for Role in New Star Wars Series
Two of America’s most popular SUVs are vying for a place in an upcoming Star Wars spin-off that follows the post-film exploits of one...
3 Reasons Why the VW Jetta Is Better Than the Elantra
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, readers of all ages gather around and bear witness to automotive journalism beyond all others. Wait… now my...
Facing Low Membership, Topless Beach Opens to Convertibles
Established over 55 years ago on the shores of Lake Winnipompac, Mel & Noma’s Topless Beach has long been a destination for sun worshipers...
Dealership Caught “Rebadging” the Honda CR-V as Chevy Equinox
If you’ve ever taken a Chevy Equinox for a test drive, then I’m sure you quickly realized your mistake, returned the vehicle promptly to...
Ford Dealership Enters NFT Market
If there’s one thing that can be said about the auto industry, it’s that the market lives and dies by innovation. The most popular...
Lansford Hastings Edition of the Chevy Blazer to Arrive Soon
While special editions of popular automobiles are certainly nothing new, Chevy recently announced a new version of the Blazer that’s set to arrive at...
Chevy Introduces Three New Special Editions
As spring moves toward summer, several things inevitably happen: the days grow longer, the air sparkles with warmth and radiance, and car companies look...
Tesla Innovates Once Again
In case you haven’t been paying attention, Covid is still going strong and creating problems for businesses—and also killing people—throughout much of the world....
Special Services for Your Ram Truck
Many people think that one truck is just as good as another: those people are dumb and have dumb ideas because clearly, some pickups...
Sushi and Porn: One Dealers Inventive New Way of Buying Back Used Hondas
ROCHESTER, NY - Owing to a lack of inventory, a local Certified Pre-Owned Honda dealer is offering a slew of unusual incentives to get...
Vote NO on Tacoma World!
TACOMA, WA - This is a PSA published on behalf of your local Tacoma Volkswagen dealer. Please be advised that the views expressed herein...
