Ford to Partner With Malibu Rum for the F-151
MONTE RIO, Calif. — The Ford Motor Company has released a statement announcing a new truck model based largely on their best-selling light-duty F-150....
Chevy Announces Return of Bolt EV and Future Plans
Recently, drivers were saddened to learn that the Chevy Bolt EV was being discontinued. As the most affordable and impressively flammable electric vehicle on...
People Keep Mistaking Nissan’s Xtronic Transmission for a Popular DJ
Nissan recently announced that their 2024 Nissan Sentra for sale will have a new continuously variable automatic transmission by the name of Xtronic. However,...
Flat Earther Protests Chevy Dealership, Warns Danger of Driving off the Edge of the...
As the new 2024 model year gears up, there’s a lot of excitement regarding the offerings from Chevy. With the Silverado EV set to...
Hunter Biden Allegedly Selling Used Cars to Make Child Support Payments
WASHINGTON — It appears things have really gone downhill for Hunter Biden, who sources say is now hawking cheap used cars for sale at...
The Four Best Features of the Worst Ford F-150
Do you like shiny, powerful, impressive trucks that ride real tall, have rumbly-bumbly engines, and can tow a bunch of weight behind them? If...
Florida Man Still Drives Ford Excursion, Claims It Has Nothing to Do With Size...
DAYTONA BEACH, FL — The SUV has achieved widespread popularity as the ideal choice of transportation in modern America, and a major part of...
Three Secrets of the All-New 2024 Chevy Traverse
Friends, allow me to start by saying something controversial: This is not the only automotive news website on the Internet. I know, I know,...
Automotive Writer Has Emotional Breakdown After Being Bombarded With Vehicle Ads
BOSTON, Mass. — For much of the vehicle-buying public, the information they're presented about new models comes from freelance writers contracted by the automotive...
Ford Abandons New Environmental Initiatives, Claims Climate Change Is “Hoax”
DETROIT, MI — For over 100 years, Ford has symbolized American ingenuity and innovation. From its role in ushering in the golden age of...
Chevy Introduces “Warped Tour” Edition of the Chevy Equinox to Target Millennial Drivers.
In the highly competitive world of the automotive marketplace, there’s no shortage of tactics and strategies to grasp onto the demographic of the millennial...
Let’s Get Political and Kick(s) a Renegade
Alright, you cud-chewing sons o’ bitches, I’m here to give you that spicy political content you’ve been looking for. Yeah, I know, this is...
Kevin Spacey Accused of Taking Ford F-150 for Test Drive Without Consent
Hollywood, CA— To say that actor Kevin Spacey has had a fall from grace in light of the accusations made against him a few...
Gen X-er Still Insists Geo Metro Was Best Vehicle Ever Designed
RAVENNA, Ohio — A new model year always brings a lot of excitement to those in the market for a new vehicle. Across the...
Ford Raises Prices to Cut Prices to Raise Prices to Cut
There are some people who will tell you that time is a linear series of events, happening only in a straight line, uninterrupted, from...
#LoveWins as Florida Man Weds Chevy Truck in Local Ceremony
Every June, we recognize the LGBTQ community during Pride Month. Whether it’s a show of solidarity or a pledge to protect the rights and...
Trump Shows “Loyalty” to American Products in a Self-Made Toyota Commercial
If you’re currently deciding between the 2023 Toyota Highlander vs 2023 Honda Pilot, you should probably know that Donald Trump has plans to increasingly...
3 Things You Didn’t Know About the Honda Pilot
I’m sure you know that the 2023 Honda Pilot is a three-row SUV with impressive performance and towing capabilities. But did you know that...
1994 Ford Explorer Now Identifies as 2024 Chevy Equinox
COLUMBIA, TN — In today's world of increased awareness regarding gender identity and dysphoria, we've learned to become more tolerant and understanding of queer...
New 2024 Chevy Trax Promises To Be “Blatantly Worse” Than 2022 Chevy Trax
In a bizarre press announcement, Chevrolet has announced that their new 2024 Chevy Trax will be purposefully inferior to the 2022 model of the...
