A white car sports a vaccine sticker after leaving a Chrysler dealer near Black Forest.

Chrysler Dealer Introduces Innovative Vaccine Initiative

There was once a time when people would talk to their doctor, listen to their advice based on expertise and years of practice, and...
A car discusses its recent loss of the 2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Honda HR-V comparison in a psychiatrist's chair.

2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Honda HR-V – Subcompact SUVs create identity crisis for...

Who am I? Why am I here? These are questions we all struggle with from time to time. This type of philosophical introspection has...
A man looks up at the RAM emblem wearing a mustache as he thinks about getting a Ram Lease.

Ram Trucks Caves to Campaign to #ReleaseTheRamLease With New Terms

Taking a page from the Warner Brothers playbook, Ram recently announced plans to offer a more expansive slate of Ram lease programs for those...
An apathetic looking man is being handed a set of keys to a 2022 Chevy Bolt EUV.

2022 Chevy Bolt EUV: Apathy, thy name is Chevy

A new electric vehicle from Chevy seems to be about as desired as a pudding-y fart in an overcrowded city bus…but here...
Gloved hands are holding a computer chip, which is facing a shortage in today's live auto news.

Amidst Chip Shortage, Auto Industry Looks for Radical Solutions

My frequent readers will know that I have three skills: eloquence and a knack for crafting exquisite sentences, the ability to restate...
Two Jeep wranglers are shown passing each other while waving, driving past a man with his arms crossed.

What Your Jeep Says About You (and Other Models)

Anyone who has ever owned a Jeep or knows somebody who owns a Jeep is probably familiar with the super-annoying secret wave...
A 'Karen' is shown shrugging about the 2021 GMC Terrain vs 2021 Honda CR-V comparison, with protestors in the background.

Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V

Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
A couple is standing next to a red 2022 Honda Odyssey.

Honda Catches Up to 2018

Some people might say that the 2022 Honda Odyssey is out of touch, that it’s an unnecessary vehicle in the modern market....
Mark Bobkins is standing in front of a Honda dealership with a silver 2021 Honda Civic.

Exclusive Interview: Honda Salesman Mark Bobkins Discusses the 2021 Civic

It’s a cold, rainy evening in Georgia, and the fog is rolling across the hills, containing secrets in its folds. As the...
Andrew Cuomo is in front of the Ford building.

Cuomo Impeachment Investigation Unearths Ford Scandal

Beleaguered New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo was dealt a new blow this afternoon, and it hit him like a Certified Pre-Owned...
A hand holding up two fingers and a hand holing up five are shown in front of a dark grey 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor.

7 Alternate Uses for the Ford Raptor

The 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor has long been a popular go-to for stark-raving truck enthusiasts. Its fans are well aware of how...
A red 2021 Chevy Equinox is shown parked in front of a black and white band photo after winning the 2021 Chevy Equinox vs 2021 Ford Escape comparison.

We’re Getting the Band Back Together! We Just Need a New Car!

Here at The Lemon, we look for news in all the places the regular folks at NBC, CNN, Fox, or The Onion...
A decal is shown on a rear window that says 'rub some mud on it, walk it off'.

Safety Features are Taking the Fun Out of Driving

There is a movement that formed several years ago on the relatively unknown social media platform RotorHead that has enjoyed a surge...
A close up shows a wide-eyed man laying on a pillow and a black used Fiat 500 perched on his head.

Fiat 500: Adorable City Car or Italian Death Machine?

Dear reader, if you know anything, then you know this: I’m the only one out here, working hard every single day, who...
A man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the GM building holding his hands out.

GM Opponents Advance the Science of Excuseology

Thanks to the continuing high value provided by used GM products available at local used car dealers, those who find themselves outdone...
A hooded figure is shown with a Mitsubishi logo for a face, after leaving a used car dealer near you.

The Mysterious World of Mitsubishi

The automotive world is full of surprises. Take, for example, the Phoenix-like rise, fall, rise, fall, and rise again of electric vehicles...
A white 2021 Chevy Malibu is shown on the beach next to Ariel, The Deep, and Aquaman.

A Triumervate of Aquatic Excellence: the 2021 Malibu’s New Spokespeople

Chevrolet has recently announced its new spokespeople for the 2021 Chevy Malibu.”We’re just so excited for all the Malibu has to offer...
A close up shows a confused man trying to figure out the difference between the 2021 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Ram 1500.

The 2021 Ford F-150 and the 2021 Ram 1500: How Do I Tell Them...

I know what you are thinking; they have the name written on the side, so that's probably a good first indication. But what if...
A man is reading a paper while a spaceship is beaming light over him.

Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?

Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
The silhouettes of the Fellowship of the Ring characters are in front of a Ford dealership.

The Lord of the Compact Crossovers: The Two Transports

As a woodland elf, there is only one thing I love in this world. That’s getting the best of dwarves. While my people sought...