Chrysler Dealer Introduces Innovative Vaccine Initiative
There was once a time when people would talk to their doctor, listen to their advice based on expertise and years of practice, and...
2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Honda HR-V – Subcompact SUVs create identity crisis for...
Who am I? Why am I here? These are questions we all struggle with from time to time. This type of philosophical introspection has...
Ram Trucks Caves to Campaign to #ReleaseTheRamLease With New Terms
Taking a page from the Warner Brothers playbook, Ram recently announced plans to offer a more expansive slate of Ram lease programs for those...
2022 Chevy Bolt EUV: Apathy, thy name is Chevy
A new electric vehicle from Chevy seems to be about as desired as a pudding-y fart in an overcrowded city bus…but here...
Amidst Chip Shortage, Auto Industry Looks for Radical Solutions
My frequent readers will know that I have three skills: eloquence and a knack for crafting exquisite sentences, the ability to restate...
What Your Jeep Says About You (and Other Models)
Anyone who has ever owned a Jeep or knows somebody who owns a Jeep is probably familiar with the super-annoying secret wave...
Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V
Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
Honda Catches Up to 2018
Some people might say that the 2022 Honda Odyssey is out of touch, that it’s an unnecessary vehicle in the modern market....
Exclusive Interview: Honda Salesman Mark Bobkins Discusses the 2021 Civic
It’s a cold, rainy evening in Georgia, and the fog is rolling across the hills, containing secrets in its folds. As the...
Cuomo Impeachment Investigation Unearths Ford Scandal
Beleaguered New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo was dealt a new blow this afternoon, and it hit him like a Certified Pre-Owned...
7 Alternate Uses for the Ford Raptor
The 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor has long been a popular go-to for stark-raving truck enthusiasts. Its fans are well aware of how...
We’re Getting the Band Back Together! We Just Need a New Car!
Here at The Lemon, we look for news in all the places the regular folks at NBC, CNN, Fox, or The Onion...
Safety Features are Taking the Fun Out of Driving
There is a movement that formed several years ago on the relatively unknown social media platform RotorHead that has enjoyed a surge...
Fiat 500: Adorable City Car or Italian Death Machine?
Dear reader, if you know anything, then you know this: I’m the only one out here, working hard every single day, who...
GM Opponents Advance the Science of Excuseology
Thanks to the continuing high value provided by used GM products available at local used car dealers, those who find themselves outdone...
The Mysterious World of Mitsubishi
The automotive world is full of surprises. Take, for example, the Phoenix-like rise, fall, rise, fall, and rise again of electric vehicles...
A Triumervate of Aquatic Excellence: the 2021 Malibu’s New Spokespeople
Chevrolet has recently announced its new spokespeople for the 2021 Chevy Malibu.”We’re just so excited for all the Malibu has to offer...
The 2021 Ford F-150 and the 2021 Ram 1500: How Do I Tell Them...
I know what you are thinking; they have the name written on the side, so that's probably a good first indication. But what if...
Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?
Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
The Lord of the Compact Crossovers: The Two Transports
As a woodland elf, there is only one thing I love in this world. That’s getting the best of dwarves. While my people sought...
