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Athol MA Man Goes “Full Pollock” Over 2020 Supra

Athol, MA - In recent years, Western Massachusetts has reached what can only be described as “mythical status”. Not entirely unlike the absentee worlds...

The Chevy HHR: What Were They Thinking?

I have a very vivid memory from the mid-2000s. I was discussing fashion trends with my friend and I specifically remember saying something along...
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Jeep Spanks JL Fan with April Fools Joke

Ah, the internet. Between deceptive clickbait headlines, political Facebook memes and the ever-enjoyable rabbit hole that is Reddit, it can be very simple to...

Trump Declares Nissan Cars “Fake”

On Sunday, the White House reported that President Donald J. Trump had held strategic conversations with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in anticipation of...
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Join the Buick Bro-Force & Drive the “Official Vehicle of Homoerotic Sports”

If you’re anything like us, you’re probably recovering from some sick rager, where you must have drank like seventeen beers and did about 12...

Is it a Joke or a Juke?

The Nissan Juke is an interesting car. Put simply, you’re either going to love it or you’re going to hate it. There appears to...

Maserati Halts Production, Cites Vehicles’ “Sexiness”

Several months ago, a devastating crash in Detroit resulted in life-changing injuries to several “women of the night.” In an odd twist of events,...

Should You Live in a Van Down By the River?

Whatever happened to vans? Vans used to be awesome. Think of the hippies, cruising around the 1960s in their psychedelically painted vans, just weaving...

The #PumpkinSpice Jeep Wrangler is LITERALLY Here.

Looking for a Jeep Wrangler? Understanding that you may never get all of the features you want, the arrival of fall is a reminder...
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Satanic Cult Diversifies, Opening RAM Dealership “For the Hell of It”

Do you like Satanists? Whether or not you realize it, the answer is probably ‘yes’. Surprised? Most people are. Because a recent study shows...