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Athol MA Man Goes “Full Pollock” Over 2020 Supra

Athol, MA - In recent years, Western Massachusetts has reached what can only be described as “mythical status”. Not entirely unlike the absentee worlds...

The Chevy HHR: What Were They Thinking?

I have a very vivid memory from the mid-2000s. I was discussing fashion trends with my friend and I specifically remember saying something along...
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Jeep Spanks JL Fan with April Fools Joke

Ah, the internet. Between deceptive clickbait headlines, political Facebook memes and the ever-enjoyable rabbit hole that is Reddit, it can be very simple to...

Trump Declares Nissan Cars “Fake”

On Sunday, the White House reported that President Donald J. Trump had held strategic conversations with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in anticipation of...
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Will There (Already) be a Sequel to YESTERDAY?

On June 28th, movie audiences and lovers of The Beatles will finally get a chance to view the long-awaited release of Yesterday, a film...
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Join the Buick Bro-Force & Drive the “Official Vehicle of Homoerotic Sports”

If you’re anything like us, you’re probably recovering from some sick rager, where you must have drank like seventeen beers and did about 12...

Is it a Joke or a Juke?

The Nissan Juke is an interesting car. Put simply, you’re either going to love it or you’re going to hate it. There appears to...

Should You Live in a Van Down By the River?

Whatever happened to vans? Vans used to be awesome. Think of the hippies, cruising around the 1960s in their psychedelically painted vans, just weaving...
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Satanic Cult Diversifies, Opening RAM Dealership “For the Hell of It”

Do you like Satanists? Whether or not you realize it, the answer is probably ‘yes’. Surprised? Most people are. Because a recent study shows...

Maserati Halts Production, Cites Vehicles’ “Sexiness”

Several months ago, a devastating crash in Detroit resulted in life-changing injuries to several “women of the night.” In an odd twist of events,...
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Anonymous Internet Troll Rebrands Honda Ridgeline (& Honda is Pissed!)

Just one of countless Americans doing the exact same thing, Miles Taren sat down one day, opened his laptop and began searching for side-by-side...
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Everything You Need to Know About the 2021 Stinger

There’s an unseen underbelly of Kia Motors Corp., the South Korean automobile company known for its reliable, attractive, and, most of all, safe vehicles....

The #PumpkinSpice Jeep Wrangler is LITERALLY Here.

Looking for a Jeep Wrangler? Understanding that you may never get all of the features you want, the arrival of fall is a reminder...
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Finding New Methods of Comparing SUVs

Automotive comparisons can prove challenging, especially in areas such as design since it’s inherently subjective. While you can speak your mind and share your...

Ugh. I Can’t Believe I’m Comparing The 2017 Nissan Rogue vs. 2017 Chevy Equinox

Reassuring myself that I have at least one reader (aside from my Editor) you may have seen my recent expose, comparing the 2017 Honda...

2017 Honda CR-V vs 2017 Ford Edge

When I was asked to write a comparison piece exploring the differences between the 2017 Honda CR-V vs the 2017 Ford Edge, it was...

Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs

If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those...
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The Mercedes G-Class vs. One Meme to Rule Them All

According to published history, the Mercedes-Benz G-Class began its’ development in 1970’s, at the behest of the Shah of Iran. At the time, it...
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Vin Diesel ‘Look-Alike’ Claims (the Ghost of) Paul Walker “Owes Him a 10-Second Car”

Cincinnati, OH - Emergency Medical Services were dispatched to a local car dealership on Saturday, in the hopes of detaining a man whose reported...
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New Evidence Could Tie MA Arrest of TN Gunmen to Detroit Agenda

Brockton, MA - In mid-March, three men from Tennessee were arrested in Brockton, Massachusetts with the police seizing nine guns that were in their...