Massachusetts Presidential Hopeful Turns Down Jeep Sponsorship
Cambridge, MA - While Fiat-Chrysler of America has claimed that no show of political partiality was intended in their recent offer to provide transportation...
2019 Redesigns: the Equivalent of Teen Movie Makeover?
When you hear someone mention Chevy SUVs, what do you think of?
Reliability? Wide-range of available technologies? Nicely-tiered trim levels? Would Freddie Prinze, Jr like...
What Your Jeep Says About You (and Other Models)
Anyone who has ever owned a Jeep or knows somebody who owns a Jeep is probably familiar with the super-annoying secret wave...
Mazda the Latest to get Boned by Disney
As all-too-many merchandisers have learned the hard way, the Walt Disney company has a well-documented reputation for being extremely strict in terms of both...
Athol MA Man Goes “Full Pollock” Over 2020 Supra
Athol, MA - In recent years, Western Massachusetts has reached what can only be described as “mythical status”. Not entirely unlike the absentee worlds...
The Chevy HHR: What Were They Thinking?
I have a very vivid memory from the mid-2000s. I was discussing fashion trends with my friend and I specifically remember saying something along...
Jeep Spanks JL Fan with April Fools Joke
Ah, the internet. Between deceptive clickbait headlines, political Facebook memes and the ever-enjoyable rabbit hole that is Reddit, it can be very simple to...
Trump Declares Nissan Cars “Fake”
On Sunday, the White House reported that President Donald J. Trump had held strategic conversations with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in anticipation of...
Satanic Cult Diversifies, Opening RAM Dealership “For the Hell of It”
Do you like Satanists? Whether or not you realize it, the answer is probably ‘yes’. Surprised? Most people are. Because a recent study shows...
Is it a Joke or a Juke?
The Nissan Juke is an interesting car. Put simply, you’re either going to love it or you’re going to hate it. There appears to...
“Why Your Mom is Like an Used Chevy Truck” and Other Fun Jokes For...
“Yo Mama’s like a used Chevy Truck, ‘cuz her bed’s all banged from random heavy tools.”
Sorry. Just a little something that I’ve been work-shopping...
Anonymous Internet Troll Rebrands Honda Ridgeline (& Honda is Pissed!)
Just one of countless Americans doing the exact same thing, Miles Taren sat down one day, opened his laptop and began searching for side-by-side...
Should You Live in a Van Down By the River?
Whatever happened to vans? Vans used to be awesome. Think of the hippies, cruising around the 1960s in their psychedelically painted vans, just weaving...
Join the Buick Bro-Force & Drive the “Official Vehicle of Homoerotic Sports”
If you’re anything like us, you’re probably recovering from some sick rager, where you must have drank like seventeen beers and did about 12...
Maserati Halts Production, Cites Vehicles’ “Sexiness”
Several months ago, a devastating crash in Detroit resulted in life-changing injuries to several “women of the night.” In an odd twist of events,...
Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs
If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those...
The #PumpkinSpice Jeep Wrangler is LITERALLY Here.
Looking for a Jeep Wrangler? Understanding that you may never get all of the features you want, the arrival of fall is a reminder...
GMC Misfires with #Woke Campaign. Ford Prospers.
If you’re in the market for a new truck and are comparing the 2019 Ford F-150 vs 2019 GMC Sierra, your decision might have...
Ugh. I Can’t Believe I’m Comparing The 2017 Nissan Rogue vs. 2017 Chevy Equinox
Reassuring myself that I have at least one reader (aside from my Editor) you may have seen my recent expose, comparing the 2017 Honda...
Win A Billion Dollars, Buy a Chevy
Last year, the Powerball hit a record breaking 1.58 billion dollars. Billion. Not a typo.
Which of course begged the question that virtually every single...
