Chapter VI: In Which a Letter Is Received and Answered
As an impartial witness to the machinations and madness of the auto industry, I try not to get directly involved in the lives of...
SUVs Compete for Role in New Star Wars Series
Two of America’s most popular SUVs are vying for a place in an upcoming Star Wars spin-off that follows the post-film exploits of one...
Dealership Caught “Rebadging” the Honda CR-V as Chevy Equinox
If you’ve ever taken a Chevy Equinox for a test drive, then I’m sure you quickly realized your mistake, returned the vehicle promptly to...
Sushi and Porn: One Dealers Inventive New Way of Buying Back Used Hondas
ROCHESTER, NY - Owing to a lack of inventory, a local Certified Pre-Owned Honda dealer is offering a slew of unusual incentives to get...
Study: Rate Of Divorce Tied Directly to Holiday Car Purchases
It was a scene right out of a holiday car commercial: Gary Donovan brought his wife out into the driveway on Christmas morning, removed...
2021 Chevy Trax vs 2021 Honda HR-V – Subcompact SUVs create identity crisis for...
Who am I? Why am I here? These are questions we all struggle with from time to time. This type of philosophical introspection has...
Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V
Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
Honda Catches Up to 2018
Some people might say that the 2022 Honda Odyssey is out of touch, that it’s an unnecessary vehicle in the modern market....
Exclusive Interview: Honda Salesman Mark Bobkins Discusses the 2021 Civic
It’s a cold, rainy evening in Georgia, and the fog is rolling across the hills, containing secrets in its folds. As the...
The Lord of the Compact Crossovers: The Two Transports
As a woodland elf, there is only one thing I love in this world. That’s getting the best of dwarves. While my people sought...
Warlord’s Choice: The 2021 GMC Terrain
If you’re one of my usual readers, then you know one thing for certain: our world is headed apocalyptically toward becoming a hellish wasteland...
If the 2021 Honda Civic Were President
We all know that if you're foreign-born you can't be President of the United States. So that kind of ruins the premise of an...
“Nuts!” – Brigadier General McAuliffe; Dec. 22, 1944
I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but if there’s anything I’ve learned from the extensive data we collect from you every...
Anonymous Internet Troll Rebrands Honda Ridgeline (& Honda is Pissed!)
Just one of countless Americans doing the exact same thing, Miles Taren sat down one day, opened his laptop and began searching for side-by-side...
‘Foul Play’ Ruled in Hunger Death. Wife’s Indecision to Blame
Legal precedent (or authority) is defined by a legal case which establishes a principle or rule which is then used by other judicial bodies...
Study Shows Women Now Control Car-Buying Dollars
If you’re debating purchase of a 2019 Chevy Equinox vs 2019 Honda CR-V, studies show that you are likely to be a married female,...
Concerned Consumers: 4 Shoppers Traumatized By The 2018 Honda Ridgeline
Recently, we tried to determine the victor of the 2018 Ford F-150 vs 2018 Honda Ridgeline battle. It took us only a few minutes...
Honda: The Unlikely New Battleground in the Vaccination Debate
If you’re shopping for a new crossover, and have been comparing the 2018 Ford EcoSport vs. 2018 Honda HR-V, you might find a lot...
2017 Honda CR-V vs 2017 Ford Edge
When I was asked to write a comparison piece exploring the differences between the 2017 Honda CR-V vs the 2017 Ford Edge, it was...
Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs
If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those...
