Dominatrix Upset By Truck Advertisement Promising Ability to “Carry All Your Adult Toys”
Denver, CO - A recent advertisement from the Denver Outfitters tire center and truck dealership has caught the ire of a local dominatrix.
For those...
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"Used Chevy Silverado for Sale."
I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew...
Hot Car Review: All-New and Brilliant Innovation
Friends and readers, I take it upon myself to provide you with the latest, most up-to-date, live auto news and the real inside scoop...
Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances
Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM
It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
A String of Car Burglaries Are Being Linked to Bigfoot
Waukegan, IL––As most of you are aware by now, this past summer was plagued by a series of car break-ins across Illinois. No neighborhood...
College Bro Climbs Mount Everest in a Ford Explorer
They said it would never be done. It’s improbable for people to successfully reach the peak of Mt. Everest on foot, and physically impossible...
Proud Boys Storm Ford Dealership After F-150 Loses Reader’s Choice Poll
It’s been over a year since the capital was stormed by a massive group of mouth-breathing mongoloids that we refer to as Trump supporters....
SCOTUS Votes 6-3 in Favor of No Longer Allowing Women to Drive Cars
There’s no question that the automotive industry has made some considerable changes in recent years. While usually, these are related to technological innovation and...
Ford Announces Prayer to Replace All Routine Maintenance
The recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent ruling that allows prayer back in public schools has caused quite a commotion, as...
Ask Grendel the Gamer – I’m 8 and Sold My Parents Car for Roblox...
Welcome to the Ask Grendel the Gamer Column here at The Lemon! We take questions from gamers across the world who enjoy gaming or...
Supreme Court Bans All Cars Made After 1959
Any driver weighing the relative merits of the 2022 Nissan Altima vs 2022 Toyota Camry can save themselves some trouble as neither will be...
Auto Industry Thankful for Gun Manufacturers
For years now, decades really, the auto industry has had a dirty little not-so-secret: they’re the best around at killing children. You might not...
Vote NO on Tacoma World!
TACOMA, WA - This is a PSA published on behalf of your local Tacoma Volkswagen dealer. Please be advised that the views expressed herein...
Biden Continues to Screw Us at the Pump
Well, friends, ol’ Sleepy Joe is at it again, and you and I are the ones feeling the heat as gas prices go up,...
Emo Teen Deeply Traumatized That the Word “Chrysler” Has Nothing to Do With Shedding...
It was a normal business day at Casper Chrysler. The lot opened up at its normal time, and the new shipment of 2022 Chrysler...
Tires Deemed Useless
I write this to you sitting on a stack of fourteen tires. I’ve stocked up, and you should too. Seriously, now is the time....
Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised
Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
Confused Local Man Worried About Chip Shortage
A local man is up in arms after grossly misunderstanding a recent newspaper article. When Mark Osbourne, a 34-year-old Razor scooter instructor from Peyton,...
Get Your Car Ready for Winter
Whether you’re shopping for a vehicle right now at a new or used car dealer, or you have a vehicle that you’ve owned and...
