An orange Nissan Rogue for sale is shown at a festival.

The Nissan Rogue is Designed to Hot Box

We all remember the weird commercial for the Kia Soul with the hamsters that were definitely smoking weed right? The trauma that commercial caused...
People are shown discussing car financing and the metric system.

Dumb American Bewildered by the Intricacies of the Metric System

Burlington, ON––When the financial center at Burlington Motors receives visitors, it’s usually related to matters of car financing. After all, many people rely upon...
A dominatrix is shown in front of a 2022 Ram 1500 TRX after leaving a tire center.

Dominatrix Upset By Truck Advertisement Promising Ability to “Carry All Your Adult Toys”

Denver, CO - A recent advertisement from the Denver Outfitters tire center and truck dealership has caught the ire of a local dominatrix. For those...
Pole dancers are shown in front of a used Chevy Silverado for sale.

[Reprinted From the Classifieds Section of Our Local Newspaper]

"Used Chevy Silverado for Sale." I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew...
A man is shown holding a phone in front of a blue car.

Hot Car Review: All-New and Brilliant Innovation

Friends and readers, I take it upon myself to provide you with the latest, most up-to-date, live auto news and the real inside scoop...
An empty car carrier is shown in the aftermath of a dispute between the 2023 Chevy Silverado 1500 vs 2022 Ram 1500.

Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances

Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
Three GM brand emblems are shown during the battle between the 2022 Chevy Silverado 2500 HD vs 2022 GMC Sierra 2500 HD.

First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM

It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
A black and white photo of bigfoot is shown near a Minooka Nissan Dealer.

A String of Car Burglaries Are Being Linked to Bigfoot

Waukegan, IL––As most of you are aware by now, this past summer was plagued by a series of car break-ins across Illinois. No neighborhood...
A red 2019 Ford Explorer is shown on top of Mount Everest after leaving an all season tire dealer.

College Bro Climbs Mount Everest in a Ford Explorer

They said it would never be done. It’s improbable for people to successfully reach the peak of Mt. Everest on foot, and physically impossible...
A line of SUVs at a Ford F-150 dealer is shown.

Proud Boys Storm Ford Dealership After F-150 Loses Reader’s Choice Poll

It’s been over a year since the capital was stormed by a massive group of mouth-breathing mongoloids that we refer to as Trump supporters....
An american flag is shown overlayed over a woman driving a car.

SCOTUS Votes 6-3 in Favor of No Longer Allowing Women to Drive Cars

There’s no question that the automotive industry has made some considerable changes in recent years. While usually, these are related to technological innovation and...
A Ford F-150 for sale is shown with the hood open.

Ford Announces Prayer to Replace All Routine Maintenance

The recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent ruling that allows prayer back in public schools has caused quite a commotion, as...
A piggy bank is shown with coins in front of it on a table after someone searched 'sell my car'.

Ask Grendel the Gamer – I’m 8 and Sold My Parents Car for Roblox...

Welcome to the Ask Grendel the Gamer Column here at The Lemon! We take questions from gamers across the world who enjoy gaming or...
The supreme court is shown during a 2022 Nissan Altima vs 2022 Toyota Camry comparison.

Supreme Court Bans All Cars Made After 1959

Any driver weighing the relative merits of the 2022 Nissan Altima vs 2022 Toyota Camry can save themselves some trouble as neither will be...
A skull is shown overlayed over a road with the text 'safety in the auto industry' through it after someone searched 'used truck dealership'.

Auto Industry Thankful for Gun Manufacturers

For years now, decades really, the auto industry has had a dirty little not-so-secret: they’re the best around at killing children. You might not...
A carnival is shown with a Toyota Tacoma in front of it near a Tacoma Volkswagen dealer.

Vote NO on Tacoma World!

TACOMA, WA - This is a PSA published on behalf of your local Tacoma Volkswagen dealer. Please be advised that the views expressed herein...
Joe Biden is shown in front of a sign for gas prices after allegedly infiltrating used car dealers.

Biden Continues to Screw Us at the Pump

Well, friends, ol’ Sleepy Joe is at it again, and you and I are the ones feeling the heat as gas prices go up,...
A Chrysler symbol is shown in front of an emo kid after he looked up '2022 Chrysler 300'.

Emo Teen Deeply Traumatized That the Word “Chrysler” Has Nothing to Do With Shedding...

It was a normal business day at Casper Chrysler. The lot opened up at its normal time, and the new shipment of 2022 Chrysler...
A stack of tires is shown in front of a tire swing with the text 'tires deemed useless' over a cancel sign after local tire stores in Cincinnati rush to get rid of stock.

Tires Deemed Useless

I write this to you sitting on a stack of fourteen tires. I’ve stocked up, and you should too. Seriously, now is the time....
Multiple 2022 Ford F-150's are shown from behind forming a blockade.

Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised

Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...