Joe Biden is shown in front of a sign for gas prices after allegedly infiltrating used car dealers.

Biden Continues to Screw Us at the Pump

Well, friends, ol’ Sleepy Joe is at it again, and you and I are the ones feeling the heat as gas prices go up,...
A Chrysler symbol is shown in front of an emo kid after he looked up '2022 Chrysler 300'.

Emo Teen Deeply Traumatized That the Word “Chrysler” Has Nothing to Do With Shedding...

It was a normal business day at Casper Chrysler. The lot opened up at its normal time, and the new shipment of 2022 Chrysler...
A stack of tires is shown in front of a tire swing with the text 'tires deemed useless' over a cancel sign after local tire stores in Cincinnati rush to get rid of stock.

Tires Deemed Useless

I write this to you sitting on a stack of fourteen tires. I’ve stocked up, and you should too. Seriously, now is the time....
Multiple 2022 Ford F-150's are shown from behind forming a blockade.

Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised

Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
A man is shown confused about potato chips and computer chips after reading an article asking Jeep dealers in Colorado Springs about the global chip shortage.

Confused Local Man Worried About Chip Shortage

A local man is up in arms after grossly misunderstanding a recent newspaper article. When Mark Osbourne, a 34-year-old Razor scooter instructor from Peyton,...
A close up of a car is shown parked on a snowy road after leaving a used car dealer.

Get Your Car Ready for Winter

Whether you’re shopping for a vehicle right now at a new or used car dealer, or you have a vehicle that you’ve owned and...
A sticky note lists the new Miata perks.

BREAKING – 5th Gen Mazda Miata “NE” Will Be All-Electric and Made of Cork!

Since its introduction in 1989, the Mazda MX-5 Miata has been one of the world’s most beloved sports cars. This lightweight roadster is a...
A classroom chalkboard shows a drawing of a 2022 Chevy Colorado.

Back-To-School Spurs Tune-Ups for Anxious Parents

When Maria Hamilton rolled into the service center of her local Chevy dealership last week, there was some confusion among the staff. Hamilton had...
A mechanic is shown looking under the hood of a car during a budget DIY maintenance.

Eight Budget DIY Car Maintenance Items No One Is Telling You About

#1 Fuel Additives There are thousands of marketed products out there that are used to clean your engine internals. The combustion process in an engine...
Multiple system messages show a number of shortages.

There’s No Shortage of Shortages

If you follow the auto industry as closely as I do, then you’ve probably heard a great deal about the microchip shortage that’s currently...
A red 2021 Chevy Bolt EV is shown surrounded by flames.

The Chevy Bolt Ev Is Going to Kill Us All

Friends, I’m here today with urgent news that will absolutely save your life and the lives of all of the people you love and...
A grumpy emoji is shown above a ballot.

Recount Underway as Arizona Pontiac Supporters Decry Rigged Election

A vocal minority of car enthusiasts in Arizona are up in arms over the results of the 2021 North American Car of the Year...
image shows 10 people being censored with censored text over their mouths.

Auto Execs Feeling Twitterpated

Once upon a time, really-super-smart people would say really-super-smart things, and only their close family, friends, and coworkers got to hear it. Now, however,...
A man is shown standing on Mars in front of the NASA rover.

Mars Rover Sorely Lacking Flair, Complain Gearheads

Traveling over 300 million miles in six months and landing with pinpoint accuracy, NASA’s Mars rover Perseverance is a marvel of modern...
A white 2022 Kia Carnival is shown with a clown on its roof, parked outside of a circus tent.

Kia Introduces a Clown Car for the 21st Century

I’ve always said the auto industry is a big tent: there’s room for all and something for everyone beneath its wide, striped...