Biden Continues to Screw Us at the Pump
Well, friends, ol’ Sleepy Joe is at it again, and you and I are the ones feeling the heat as gas prices go up,...
Emo Teen Deeply Traumatized That the Word “Chrysler” Has Nothing to Do With Shedding...
It was a normal business day at Casper Chrysler. The lot opened up at its normal time, and the new shipment of 2022 Chrysler...
Tires Deemed Useless
I write this to you sitting on a stack of fourteen tires. I’ve stocked up, and you should too. Seriously, now is the time....
Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised
Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
Confused Local Man Worried About Chip Shortage
A local man is up in arms after grossly misunderstanding a recent newspaper article. When Mark Osbourne, a 34-year-old Razor scooter instructor from Peyton,...
Get Your Car Ready for Winter
Whether you’re shopping for a vehicle right now at a new or used car dealer, or you have a vehicle that you’ve owned and...
BREAKING – 5th Gen Mazda Miata “NE” Will Be All-Electric and Made of Cork!
Since its introduction in 1989, the Mazda MX-5 Miata has been one of the world’s most beloved sports cars. This lightweight roadster is a...
Back-To-School Spurs Tune-Ups for Anxious Parents
When Maria Hamilton rolled into the service center of her local Chevy dealership last week, there was some confusion among the staff. Hamilton had...
Eight Budget DIY Car Maintenance Items No One Is Telling You About
#1 Fuel Additives
There are thousands of marketed products out there that are used to clean your engine internals. The combustion process in an engine...
There’s No Shortage of Shortages
If you follow the auto industry as closely as I do, then you’ve probably heard a great deal about the microchip shortage that’s currently...
The Chevy Bolt Ev Is Going to Kill Us All
Friends, I’m here today with urgent news that will absolutely save your life and the lives of all of the people you love and...
Recount Underway as Arizona Pontiac Supporters Decry Rigged Election
A vocal minority of car enthusiasts in Arizona are up in arms over the results of the 2021 North American Car of the Year...
Auto Execs Feeling Twitterpated
Once upon a time, really-super-smart people would say really-super-smart things, and only their close family, friends, and coworkers got to hear it. Now, however,...
Mars Rover Sorely Lacking Flair, Complain Gearheads
Traveling over 300 million miles in six months and landing with pinpoint accuracy, NASA’s Mars rover Perseverance is a marvel of modern...
Kia Introduces a Clown Car for the 21st Century
I’ve always said the auto industry is a big tent: there’s room for all and something for everyone beneath its wide, striped...
