Mars Rover Sorely Lacking Flair, Complain Gearheads
Traveling over 300 million miles in six months and landing with pinpoint accuracy, NASA’s Mars rover Perseverance is a marvel of modern...
First Shots Fired In the Second Civil War Amid Chevy Seceding From GM
It appears a dark chapter in our nation’s automotive history is in the process of being written. Amid the fallout and shock of Roe...
The Chevy Bolt Ev Is Going to Kill Us All
Friends, I’m here today with urgent news that will absolutely save your life and the lives of all of the people you love and...
Eight Budget DIY Car Maintenance Items No One Is Telling You About
#1 Fuel Additives
There are thousands of marketed products out there that are used to clean your engine internals. The combustion process in an engine...
Get Your Car Ready for Winter
Whether you’re shopping for a vehicle right now at a new or used car dealer, or you have a vehicle that you’ve owned and...
Auto Execs Feeling Twitterpated
Once upon a time, really-super-smart people would say really-super-smart things, and only their close family, friends, and coworkers got to hear it. Now, however,...
Dumb American Bewildered by the Intricacies of the Metric System
Burlington, ON––When the financial center at Burlington Motors receives visitors, it’s usually related to matters of car financing. After all, many people rely upon...
The Nissan Rogue is Designed to Hot Box
We all remember the weird commercial for the Kia Soul with the hamsters that were definitely smoking weed right? The trauma that commercial caused...
Back-To-School Spurs Tune-Ups for Anxious Parents
When Maria Hamilton rolled into the service center of her local Chevy dealership last week, there was some confusion among the staff. Hamilton had...
Confused Local Man Worried About Chip Shortage
A local man is up in arms after grossly misunderstanding a recent newspaper article. When Mark Osbourne, a 34-year-old Razor scooter instructor from Peyton,...
Emo Teen Deeply Traumatized That the Word “Chrysler” Has Nothing to Do With Shedding...
It was a normal business day at Casper Chrysler. The lot opened up at its normal time, and the new shipment of 2022 Chrysler...
Tires Deemed Useless
I write this to you sitting on a stack of fourteen tires. I’ve stocked up, and you should too. Seriously, now is the time....
There’s No Shortage of Shortages
If you follow the auto industry as closely as I do, then you’ve probably heard a great deal about the microchip shortage that’s currently...
Vote NO on Tacoma World!
TACOMA, WA - This is a PSA published on behalf of your local Tacoma Volkswagen dealer. Please be advised that the views expressed herein...
Chevy’s Alleged Mafia Ties Make the 2023 Ram 1500 Disappear Under Mysterious Circumstances
Detroit, MI – The long and arduous struggle between law enforcement and organized crime can be traced back to nearly a century ago, with...
College Bro Climbs Mount Everest in a Ford Explorer
They said it would never be done. It’s improbable for people to successfully reach the peak of Mt. Everest on foot, and physically impossible...
Ask Grendel the Gamer – I’m 8 and Sold My Parents Car for Roblox...
Welcome to the Ask Grendel the Gamer Column here at The Lemon! We take questions from gamers across the world who enjoy gaming or...
Auto Industry Thankful for Gun Manufacturers
For years now, decades really, the auto industry has had a dirty little not-so-secret: they’re the best around at killing children. You might not...
Biden Continues to Screw Us at the Pump
Well, friends, ol’ Sleepy Joe is at it again, and you and I are the ones feeling the heat as gas prices go up,...
Pickup Drivers to Form Blockade Until They’re Praised
Inspired by the recent demonstrations in Ottawa, a group of 2022 Ford F-150 owners have vowed to occupy a local intersection until their demands...
