Proud Boys Storm Ford Dealership After F-150 Loses Reader’s Choice Poll
It’s been over a year since the capital was stormed by a massive group of mouth-breathing mongoloids that we refer to as Trump supporters....
Ford Announces Prayer to Replace All Routine Maintenance
The recent overturning of Roe v. Wade and the subsequent ruling that allows prayer back in public schools has caused quite a commotion, as...
Supreme Court Bans All Cars Made After 1959
Any driver weighing the relative merits of the 2022 Nissan Altima vs 2022 Toyota Camry can save themselves some trouble as neither will be...
A String of Car Burglaries Are Being Linked to Bigfoot
Waukegan, IL––As most of you are aware by now, this past summer was plagued by a series of car break-ins across Illinois. No neighborhood...
Recount Underway as Arizona Pontiac Supporters Decry Rigged Election
A vocal minority of car enthusiasts in Arizona are up in arms over the results of the 2021 North American Car of the Year...
Dominatrix Upset By Truck Advertisement Promising Ability to “Carry All Your Adult Toys”
Denver, CO - A recent advertisement from the Denver Outfitters tire center and truck dealership has caught the ire of a local dominatrix.
For those...
SCOTUS Votes 6-3 in Favor of No Longer Allowing Women to Drive Cars
There’s no question that the automotive industry has made some considerable changes in recent years. While usually, these are related to technological innovation and...
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I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew...
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Friends and readers, I take it upon myself to provide you with the latest, most up-to-date, live auto news and the real inside scoop...
Trump’s Mechanic Indicted for Inciting People to Get Unnecessary Vehicle Repairs
Washington D.C.—The recent indictment of former president Donald Trump has been some of the most divisive news to arrive in quite some time. Many...
Chevy, Cadillac to Produce Four-Door “Chadillac” for Entitled Young Men
THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Chevrolet and Cadillac have announced a new joint venture for an affordable but garish everyday sports/luxury car. This product is...
