People’s Choice: The Cadillac XT6 or Buick Enclave?
Listen up, you misbegotten collection of ill-tempered household pets, freeway wanderers, and mind-swapped war criminals in the bodies of potted plants. (Yes, I know...
Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?
A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its...
New Car Smells Aimed at Boomers
As of late, GM has shown a refreshing level of transparency when it comes to the inherent struggles of the Cadillac brand. Victimized in...
Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family
Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting...
GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures
Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal...
Dealership Leaves Customer With Nothing Left to Keep Him Hanging On
Los Angeles, CA - Over the last two decades, lovers of music have grown infinitely enamored with the trend of ‘storytelling’, placing the songwriter...
Want to Look “Well-Off” Without any Risk of Sexual Impropriety?
In this era of pursuant equality, political disparity and never-ending coverage of ‘He Said / She Said’ hearings related to sexual impropriety the world...
Caddy Dealer Proves That Not Everything is Bigger in Texas
It’s one of the most iconic cliches in the United States; the claim that “Everything is Bigger in Texas.” Here are some fun facts...
