Two grumpy old men at the dealership arguing about why the Cadallic won in the 2020 Cadillac XT6 vs 2020 Buick Enclave competition.

People’s Choice: The Cadillac XT6 or Buick Enclave?

Listen up, you misbegotten collection of ill-tempered household pets, freeway wanderers, and mind-swapped war criminals in the bodies of potted plants. (Yes, I know...
A police officer is outside a used Cadillac SUV dealership at night in front of 'do not cross' tape.

Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?

A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its...
Five old ladies are wearing hand held masks and being sprayed the the scents used to help sell used Cadillacs.

New Car Smells Aimed at Boomers

As of late, GM has shown a refreshing level of transparency when it comes to the inherent struggles of the Cadillac brand. Victimized in...
A Certificate of Divorce is being signed next to an elderly man and the Mercedes he bought instead of a used Cadillac.

Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family

Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting...
No GM plant closures rally in live auto news

GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures

Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal...
A country singer sits in front of a closing Cadillac dealership

Dealership Leaves Customer With Nothing Left to Keep Him Hanging On

Los Angeles, CA - Over the last two decades, lovers of music have grown infinitely enamored with the trend of ‘storytelling’, placing the songwriter...
Man proposing with male chastity device while checking out woman in a Cadillac dress

Want to Look “Well-Off” Without any Risk of Sexual Impropriety?

In this era of pursuant equality, political disparity and never-ending coverage of ‘He Said / She Said’ hearings related to sexual impropriety the world...
A laughing woman and cowboy in front of a Cadillac with bull horns and a crossed out sign reading 'Everything is bigger in Texas'

Caddy Dealer Proves That Not Everything is Bigger in Texas

It’s one of the most iconic cliches in the United States; the claim that “Everything is Bigger in Texas.” Here are some fun facts...