Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family
Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting...
Caddy Dealer Proves That Not Everything is Bigger in Texas
It’s one of the most iconic cliches in the United States; the claim that “Everything is Bigger in Texas.” Here are some fun facts...
New Car Smells Aimed at Boomers
As of late, GM has shown a refreshing level of transparency when it comes to the inherent struggles of the Cadillac brand. Victimized in...
Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?
A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its...
GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures
Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal...
Dealership Leaves Customer With Nothing Left to Keep Him Hanging On
Los Angeles, CA - Over the last two decades, lovers of music have grown infinitely enamored with the trend of ‘storytelling’, placing the songwriter...
Chevy, Cadillac to Produce Four-Door “Chadillac” for Entitled Young Men
THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Chevrolet and Cadillac have announced a new joint venture for an affordable but garish everyday sports/luxury car. This product is...
“Karen’s” Scathing Indictment of Cadillac Goes Completely Unread
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