A Certificate of Divorce is being signed next to an elderly man and the Mercedes he bought instead of a used Cadillac.

Man Buys Mercedes to Win Back Wife, Loses Family

Last week, a recently-divorced man purchased a used Mercedes-Benz in an attempt to win back his wife. Now, the individual is regretting not opting...
A laughing woman and cowboy in front of a Cadillac with bull horns and a crossed out sign reading 'Everything is bigger in Texas'

Caddy Dealer Proves That Not Everything is Bigger in Texas

It’s one of the most iconic cliches in the United States; the claim that “Everything is Bigger in Texas.” Here are some fun facts...
Five old ladies are wearing hand held masks and being sprayed the the scents used to help sell used Cadillacs.

New Car Smells Aimed at Boomers

As of late, GM has shown a refreshing level of transparency when it comes to the inherent struggles of the Cadillac brand. Victimized in...
No GM plant closures rally in live auto news

GM Enacts New Strategy to “Normalize” Plant Closures

Detroit MI - In live auto news, General Motors has fallen under increased scrutiny in recent months, resulting from a wide array of fiscal...
A police officer is outside a used Cadillac SUV dealership at night in front of 'do not cross' tape.

Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?

A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its...
A country singer sits in front of a closing Cadillac dealership

Dealership Leaves Customer With Nothing Left to Keep Him Hanging On

Los Angeles, CA - Over the last two decades, lovers of music have grown infinitely enamored with the trend of ‘storytelling’, placing the songwriter...
A person is shown wiping tears away with money looking at a laptop with Cadillac SUVs for sale.

“Karen’s” Scathing Indictment of Cadillac Goes Completely Unread

Ed: Here at The Lemon, we take great pride in our diverse readership. Every day we receive emails from our wide variety of fans:...
Three prep school boys standing in front of a Cadillac bought by their fathers.

Chevy, Cadillac to Produce Four-Door “Chadillac” for Entitled Young Men

THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Chevrolet and Cadillac have announced a new joint venture for an affordable but garish everyday sports/luxury car. This product is...