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How to Behave at a Honda Dealership

There was a time when people carried themselves with a certain amount of dignity and class while doing business with a company. You see...
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Five Keys to Choosing the Right Online Car Seller

If you’re shopping for a car online, then you’ve made a good choice, and I’m proud of you for getting to this point on...
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The Best Nissan to Drive Based on Your Zodiac Sign

There are probably a lot of factors you consider when stopping into your local Nissan dealer for a new ride. I’m sure you have...
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Five Treasures Found in Used Cars That You Won’t Believe!

There are many ways to find long-forgotten treasures in this world: some prefer diving into the lightless depths of the ocean to search for...
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New Car-Buying Strategies for Modern Times

There was once a time long ago when giant sloths still roamed the land where you could simply go to a dealership, look a...
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A Used Jeep Can Be a Trove of Lost Treasure

In my decades covering the auto industry, I’ve learned a few things: how to drink whiskey from a lady’s shoe at 3:48 in the...
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Ask Grendel the Gamer – I’m 8 and Sold My Parents Car for Roblox...

Welcome to the Ask Grendel the Gamer Column here at The Lemon! We take questions from gamers across the world who enjoy gaming or...
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Robot Sell Your Car

Editor’s Note: The following note was provided by the author with this article: “I’m sick of these assignments you keep sending me so I...
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Don’t Miss These 5 Tricks to Sell Your Car for More Money!

Let me guess why you’re here: you’ve been drinking heavily, texted a few exes, made yourself a large sandwich, and now you’re rethinking many...
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You’ll Never Believe These Tricks to Save Money on a Used Car (Salesmen Hate...

Buying a used car is like going into battle: you need to be prepared, you need to stay sharp, and there’s a fairly high...
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Study: Rate Of Divorce Tied Directly to Holiday Car Purchases

It was a scene right out of a holiday car commercial: Gary Donovan brought his wife out into the driveway on Christmas morning, removed...
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Long John Silver’s Employees Gain Unexpected Ally

Louisville, KY - This one’s for all the Christians out there. Wednesday, March 6th marks the beginning of Lent, prompting all God’s good little...
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Immigrant Entrepreneur Considers BHPH Dealership ‘Inevitable’

Bethesda, MD - As the debate over the enforcement of immigration policy continues, sparking wars of words regarding the funding of walls and the...
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Portland’s Cash-Free Economy Reigns Havoc on Dealerships

Portland, OR - Of all the kitschy cultural developments to reassert themselves in modern times, bartering might be one of the most fascinating. Unless,...
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Kick Overeating With the Help of a Smart Vehicle Device

Been hitting the McDonald’s drive-thru one too many times the past few weeks? Does your passenger seat have more crumbs than the floor of...
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Don’t Get Licked by a Dealership

When you look back on your childhood, you will inevitably call into question various choices that your parents had made. I’m not just talking...

Louisville Auto Dealer is “Head to Toe, So Playa”

For anyone researching Used Cars for Sale, you’re like to find out that some dealerships have jokes. Taking a possible cue from the University of...
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Want a Car in Cincinnati? Don’t be a Dummy

Before you begin an online search for ‘Cars For Sale in Cincinnati’ there is one step you MUST take first, in order to guarantee...

Local Parent’s Suffer Extreme Buyer’s Remorse After Choosing Wrong Car

Lately there have been many reports of extreme buyer’s remorse sweeping the nation - in fact, Buyer’s Remorse is reaching near-pandemic levels among car...

5 Must-Have Used Cars from Craig’s List

It’s a story as old as time. John Q. American is looking through used cars trying to find the perfect vehicle. Maybe it’s for his...