How to Write a Used Car Ad that Will Actually Sell
Have you ever heard the one about lost dog sign in the newspaper? It goes “lost dog — brown fur, some missing due to...
Toyota Infotainment (Better Than A Boombox)
The act of finding your next car is not unlike a medical self-examination.
(Bear with me on this one…)
It’s not just because you should be...
Ugh. I Can’t Believe I’m Comparing The 2017 Nissan Rogue vs. 2017 Chevy Equinox
Reassuring myself that I have at least one reader (aside from my Editor) you may have seen my recent expose, comparing the 2017 Honda...
2017 Honda CR-V vs 2017 Ford Edge
When I was asked to write a comparison piece exploring the differences between the 2017 Honda CR-V vs the 2017 Ford Edge, it was...
The Importance (of Chris Farley In) Buying a Used Car
Let me preface this article by sharing my personal belief that anyone considering a used car should include Certified Pre Owned cars in their...
What Post-Divorce Dating Could Learn From Certified Pre-Owned Programs
When shopping for your next vehicle, you tend to decide upfront whether you’re looking for something brand new, and shiny with all the coolest...
5 Must-Have Used Cars from Craig’s List
It’s a story as old as time.
John Q. American is looking through used cars trying to find the perfect vehicle. Maybe it’s for his...
Local Parent’s Suffer Extreme Buyer’s Remorse After Choosing Wrong Car
Lately there have been many reports of extreme buyer’s remorse sweeping the nation - in fact, Buyer’s Remorse is reaching near-pandemic levels among car...
Want a Car in Cincinnati? Don’t be a Dummy
Before you begin an online search for ‘Cars For Sale in Cincinnati’ there is one step you MUST take first, in order to guarantee...
Louisville Auto Dealer is “Head to Toe, So Playa”
For anyone researching Used Cars for Sale, you’re like to find out that some dealerships have jokes.
Taking a possible cue from the University of...
Don’t Get Licked by a Dealership
When you look back on your childhood, you will inevitably call into question various choices that your parents had made. I’m not just talking...
Kick Overeating With the Help of a Smart Vehicle Device
Been hitting the McDonald’s drive-thru one too many times the past few weeks? Does your passenger seat have more crumbs than the floor of...
Immigrant Entrepreneur Considers BHPH Dealership ‘Inevitable’
Bethesda, MD - As the debate over the enforcement of immigration policy continues, sparking wars of words regarding the funding of walls and the...
Portland’s Cash-Free Economy Reigns Havoc on Dealerships
Portland, OR - Of all the kitschy cultural developments to reassert themselves in modern times, bartering might be one of the most fascinating. Unless,...
Long John Silver’s Employees Gain Unexpected Ally
Louisville, KY - This one’s for all the Christians out there. Wednesday, March 6th marks the beginning of Lent, prompting all God’s good little...
Study: Rate Of Divorce Tied Directly to Holiday Car Purchases
It was a scene right out of a holiday car commercial: Gary Donovan brought his wife out into the driveway on Christmas morning, removed...
You’ll Never Believe These Tricks to Save Money on a Used Car (Salesmen Hate...
Buying a used car is like going into battle: you need to be prepared, you need to stay sharp, and there’s a fairly high...
Don’t Miss These 5 Tricks to Sell Your Car for More Money!
Let me guess why you’re here: you’ve been drinking heavily, texted a few exes, made yourself a large sandwich, and now you’re rethinking many...
Robot Sell Your Car
Editor’s Note: The following note was provided by the author with this article: “I’m sick of these assignments you keep sending me so I...
Ask Grendel the Gamer – I’m 8 and Sold My Parents Car for Roblox...
Welcome to the Ask Grendel the Gamer Column here at The Lemon! We take questions from gamers across the world who enjoy gaming or...
