Win A Billion Dollars, Buy a Chevy

Last year, the Powerball hit a record breaking 1.58 billion dollars. Billion. Not a typo. Which of course begged the question that virtually every single...

Nissan’s “ASS” Is Changing the Animal-Safety Game

Following the relative success of Volvo’s pedestrian airbag, Nissan has decided to take non-passenger safety to another level… and this time, they’re focusing on animals....

Celebrating 25 Years of AEV

If you’ve been escaping the heat this summer curled up in front of your air conditioning and binge watching bad reality TV, then you’ve...

2018 Camry’s Cruise Control Malfunctions, Car Goes on Drug-Fueled Murder Spree

The upcoming 2018 Toyota Camry is going to feature a number of advanced safety features, including: Pre-Collision System with Pedestrian Detection Lane Departure Alert...

Is it a Joke or a Juke?

The Nissan Juke is an interesting car. Put simply, you’re either going to love it or you’re going to hate it. There appears to...

Man Loses Hand, Isn’t Allowed to Participate in Jeep Wave

In a devastating development, it sounds like the man in the center of a gruesome McFlurry machine accident will be forced to give up...

Levante Envy

So, you’re thinking of buying a Maserati SUV? Sweet. But, full-disclosure, you should probably know that you’re a HUGE douche-nozzle and I want to punch...

Toyota Infotainment (Better Than A Boombox)

The act of finding your next car is not unlike a medical self-examination. (Bear with me on this one…) It’s not just because you should be...

Man Steals Sonata, City Celebrates His Selflessness

Normally, when an individual’s car is stolen, it can lead to a variety of different issues for the owner. For starters, they don’t have...

Grading the Internet’s Three Best Honda Fan Songs

If you’re like me, then you search for fan-made YouTube songs about particular car brands before you make a vehicle purchase. Fortunately, for those...

Ugh. I Can’t Believe I’m Comparing The 2017 Nissan Rogue vs. 2017 Chevy Equinox

Reassuring myself that I have at least one reader (aside from my Editor) you may have seen my recent expose, comparing the 2017 Honda...

2017 Honda CR-V vs 2017 Ford Edge

When I was asked to write a comparison piece exploring the differences between the 2017 Honda CR-V vs the 2017 Ford Edge, it was...

Trump Declares Nissan Cars “Fake”

On Sunday, the White House reported that President Donald J. Trump had held strategic conversations with Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe in anticipation of...

Is Alfa Romeo “Too Old For This Shit?”

From celebrities to technologies, religion to global brands, nearly every commercial property in today’s world faces the singular and shared challenge of remaining relevant. Even...

Just a Gigolo…for a BMW

For the average person, there are two stages to any kind of exorbitant purchase. The first stage involves looking into the top of the...

Chevy Asks Stay-At-Home Dads to Design SUVs

If you go on to any car brand’s press website, you’ll quickly see a list of articles that tout the company’s recent design contests....

Competitors Conspire to Make the Mazda SUV Their Bitch

In 2017, no-one likes a bully… Unless, of course, you’re a bully with genuine self-confidence, then there’s a good chance that you feel pretty good...

Exclusive Look at the Failed iJeep

Back in the days, before the iWatch, iPhone, and iPod, Apple was teaming up with a renowned car manufacturer to producer an innovative and...

Maserati Halts Production, Cites Vehicles’ “Sexiness”

Several months ago, a devastating crash in Detroit resulted in life-changing injuries to several “women of the night.” In an odd twist of events,...

Toyota Wants You to Treat Your Vehicle Nicely

We’ve seen vehicles that include concierge services, automatic crash response systems, and even autonomous driving. Now, Toyota is revolutionizing the industry by engineering trucks...