In a comparison of 2023 Toyota Highlander vs 2023 Honda Pilot, Biden sniffs chimpanzee.

Trump Shows “Loyalty” to American Products in a Self-Made Toyota Commercial

If you’re currently deciding between the 2023 Toyota Highlander vs 2023 Honda Pilot, you should probably know that Donald Trump has plans to increasingly...
A person is shown standing near a Honda dealership.

3 Things You Didn’t Know About the Honda Pilot

I’m sure you know that the 2023 Honda Pilot is a three-row SUV with impressive performance and towing capabilities. But did you know that...
A picture of a red 2024 Chevy Equinox EV is shown being held up to a 1994 Ford Explorer.

1994 Ford Explorer Now Identifies as 2024 Chevy Equinox

COLUMBIA, TN — In today's world of increased awareness regarding gender identity and dysphoria, we've learned to become more tolerant and understanding of queer...
A silver 2022 Chevy Trax is shown next to a dumpster fire during a 2024 Chevy Trax vs 2022 Chevy Trax comparison.

New 2024 Chevy Trax Promises To Be “Blatantly Worse” Than 2022 Chevy Trax

In a bizarre press announcement, Chevrolet has announced that their new 2024 Chevy Trax will be purposefully inferior to the 2022 model of the...
A person of religion is shown on his knees praying to a Chevy badge.

Chevy Blazes a Trail With Its Iconic SUV

If you’re looking for a Chevy Trailblazer for sale right now, then you might think you already know everything there is to know about...
A green futuristic Silverado 1500 for sale is shown from the front at an angle.

Chevy Introduces Three New Silverado Trims

If you have even a passing interest in the auto industry, you already know there's a perpetual battle going on to see who can...
A man is shown standing in front of a billboard for Tennessee and a silver 2023 Honda Pilot for sale.

Area Resident Tries Desperately to Prove His Excitement About the 2023 Honda Pilot

COLUMBIA, TN — There's no doubt that the SUV has been experiencing an overwhelming surge in popularity for the past several years. Many consider...
A woman is shown shocked after accidentally ordering 2500 Ram 2500 trucks for sale.

How AI Accidentally Sent Me 2,500 Trucks

The emergence of AI technology has many people excited, some terrified, and some angry. I was never really sure where I stood on the...
A green 2024 Toyota Tacoma Trailhunter is shown from the front at an angle near a warning sign.

Five Most Shocking Features of the All-New Toyota Tacoma

Ever since it first hit the road, the Toyota Tacoma has been one of the most popular trucks out there, particularly if you’re not...
A person in a sleeping bag is shown in the trunk of a 2024 Buick Encore GX.

5 Reasons I’d Rather Live in a 2024 Buick Encore GX Avenir Than an...

I don’t know if you’ve looked at the cost of rent in major cities lately, but if you want to live somewhere with nice...
A picture of a white 2023 Honda Ridgeline and a white 2023 Nissan Frontier are shown side by side during a 2023 Nissan Frontier vs 2023 Honda Ridgeline comparison.

How Is the Nissan Frontier Different From the Honda Ridgeline?

Great question, I’m so glad you asked. For one thing, I was already going to answer this question so whether you asked it or...
A humvee is shown being swarmed by pterodactyls near a Jeep Wrangler dealer.

Three of the Most Exciting Trails for the Jeep Wrangler

In the auto industry, there is nothing quite like the remarkable freedom afforded by the Jeep Wrangler. Ford would like to pretend that the...
A red 2023 Chevy Traverse is shown on the highway to hell being held up by a pig with a large shadowy figure in the background.

Three Secrets Chevy Won’t Tell You About the 2023 Traverse

Friends, as you know, I'm here to peel back the yellowed skin of the auto industry and reveal to you the hidden truths of...
A customer is shown shaking a salesman's hand after buying a 2023 Honda CR-V Hybrid.

One Man’s Brave Journey

“I bought a Honda CR-V, and now I can’t stop graining on that wood!” These are the words that captured my attention when I...
A woman is shown holding an evil Clippy at a Chevy Silverado 1500 dealer.

Chevy Dealers Replacing Salespeople With AI

In case you've missed the news, artificial intelligence (AI) is being employed to disrupt every industry. New programs are released almost constantly, pushing the...
A Ram truck is shown near rainbow flags.

Ram Unveils New Trim Names for Pride Month

Summer is nearly here, which means that Pride Month is right around the corner and companies are already figuring out the best way to...
Redirecting you to view a 2023 Nissan Rogue vs 2023 Toyota RAV4 comparison, a road closed sign is shown.

Rugged-Looking SUVs With Killer On-Road Capability

The sights and sounds of untouched wilderness... The thrill of racing through open deserts at top speed... The adrenaline rush of climbing over giant...
A family is shown in front of a house with a helicopter overhead after someone searched for a used Ford Escape for sale.

I Tried to Buy a Ford Escape and Stumbled Into an Underground Operation

I was recently shopping around for a used Ford Escape for sale. My friend had warned me that today there are a lot of...
People are shown welding on a truck at a dealer that sells used GMC trucks.

GMC Announces “De-Ghetto” Trim for Low-Income Drivers

It has been observed by many consumers and industry critics that the extensive fleet of GMC vehicles has become the new Cadillacs. That doesn’t...
Caitlyn Jenner is shown near a Ford truck.

Ford Jumps on Bandwagon With Their Own Trans Icon

On April 1, 2023, transgender influencer (of those two words, the latter is the objectionable one) Dylan Mulvaney posted a video of herself cracking...