A 'Karen' is shown shrugging about the 2021 GMC Terrain vs 2021 Honda CR-V comparison, with protestors in the background.

Crossovers for Karens: Terrain vs CR-V

Crossovers, especially small crossovers, are the ideal method of transportation for the Karen on the go. They are simple and easy to...
A couple is standing next to a red 2022 Honda Odyssey.

Honda Catches Up to 2018

Some people might say that the 2022 Honda Odyssey is out of touch, that it’s an unnecessary vehicle in the modern market....
Mark Bobkins is standing in front of a Honda dealership with a silver 2021 Honda Civic.

Exclusive Interview: Honda Salesman Mark Bobkins Discusses the 2021 Civic

It’s a cold, rainy evening in Georgia, and the fog is rolling across the hills, containing secrets in its folds. As the...
Andrew Cuomo is in front of the Ford building.

Cuomo Impeachment Investigation Unearths Ford Scandal

Beleaguered New York State Governor Andrew Cuomo was dealt a new blow this afternoon, and it hit him like a Certified Pre-Owned...
A hand holding up two fingers and a hand holing up five are shown in front of a dark grey 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor.

7 Alternate Uses for the Ford Raptor

The 2021 Ford F-150 Raptor has long been a popular go-to for stark-raving truck enthusiasts. Its fans are well aware of how...
A red 2021 Chevy Equinox is shown parked in front of a black and white band photo after winning the 2021 Chevy Equinox vs 2021 Ford Escape comparison.

We’re Getting the Band Back Together! We Just Need a New Car!

Here at The Lemon, we look for news in all the places the regular folks at NBC, CNN, Fox, or The Onion...
A decal is shown on a rear window that says 'rub some mud on it, walk it off'.

Safety Features are Taking the Fun Out of Driving

There is a movement that formed several years ago on the relatively unknown social media platform RotorHead that has enjoyed a surge...
A close up shows a wide-eyed man laying on a pillow and a black used Fiat 500 perched on his head.

Fiat 500: Adorable City Car or Italian Death Machine?

Dear reader, if you know anything, then you know this: I’m the only one out here, working hard every single day, who...
A man in a suit and tie is standing in front of the GM building holding his hands out.

GM Opponents Advance the Science of Excuseology

Thanks to the continuing high value provided by used GM products available at local used car dealers, those who find themselves outdone...
A hooded figure is shown with a Mitsubishi logo for a face, after leaving a used car dealer near you.

The Mysterious World of Mitsubishi

The automotive world is full of surprises. Take, for example, the Phoenix-like rise, fall, rise, fall, and rise again of electric vehicles...
A white 2021 Chevy Malibu is shown on the beach next to Ariel, The Deep, and Aquaman.

A Triumervate of Aquatic Excellence: the 2021 Malibu’s New Spokespeople

Chevrolet has recently announced its new spokespeople for the 2021 Chevy Malibu.”We’re just so excited for all the Malibu has to offer...
A close up shows a confused man trying to figure out the difference between the 2021 Ford F-150 vs 2020 Ram 1500.

The 2021 Ford F-150 and the 2021 Ram 1500: How Do I Tell Them...

I know what you are thinking; they have the name written on the side, so that's probably a good first indication. But what if...
A man is reading a paper while a spaceship is beaming light over him.

Boddums Up: GMC Sierra or Ford F-150?

Hello readers, and welcome back, once again, to my award-winning series in which I take letters from you, sent to me, and provide answers...
The silhouettes of the Fellowship of the Ring characters are in front of a Ford dealership.

The Lord of the Compact Crossovers: The Two Transports

As a woodland elf, there is only one thing I love in this world. That’s getting the best of dwarves. While my people sought...
A well dressed man is giving the middle finger next to a Jeep emblem.

European Auto Executives Call Grand Cherokee “Unfair”

Several executives from European automakers have recently asked for FCA to suspend production of its 2021 Jeep Grand Cherokee, to give them appropriate time...
A woman is holding keys in front of a used car at a used Chevy dealer.

Shopping for Cars: Used vs. Pre-Owned vs. CPO and More…

When done properly, shopping for a used vehicle should be a series of decisions and disappointments. This may seem simple enough, but if you...
A man in a suit is holding car keys while standing in front of a dumpster that is on fire.

2020 was a Dumpster Fire; These Vehicles Weren’t

Up until a few short months into the year 2020, having a bad day consisted of the garbage bag splitting wide open on the...
A hand is using a car's screen to select self-cleaning mode.

BMW Joins Bitter Bidding Battle with Bugatti and Bentley for “Self-Cleaning Car” Patent

BMW is the latest luxury automaker to jump into the fight to acquire the rights to a patent for a self-cleaning car. This is...
A man 's face with gold teeth is in front of a Jeep dealer in California.

Gold Tooth Jeep is a Dealer You Can’t Refuse!

The Golden State. The Land of Milk and Honey. The Place Where Every Teenager Wants to Go According to Music. California goes by many...
A marathon runner is laying on the ground in front of a black Ford F-150 that left a Ford dealers in Cincinnati.

It’s Time To Rethink Cincinnati Marathons…Using Ford Trucks

Americans have spoken. They don't want to throw their lives away, busting their knees every so often through the horrors of a marathon. Yes,...