In a comparison of the 2020 Chevy Traverse vs 2020 Dodge Durango, both vehicles are shown in white in front of numbers and an eye graphic.

The Traverse vs Durango: By the Numbers

Choosing the right midsize SUV is hard – there’s a reason most people request a few days off from work in order to pick...
Mary Barra, the head of GM, is wearing war paint, holding spears and has a patch that reads 'badass mother' while standing in front of zombies.

How to Turn Your Chevy SUV Into a Zombie Destroyer

Does the impending zombie apocalypse keep you up at night? Good, me too. Luckily for you, I have developed a foolproof way of protecting...
Spaceships and a silver 2020 Chevy Silverado are searching the planet, shown from space.

Research Indicates Space Aliens Prefer the Chevy Silverado 1500

Astute readers of mine know three simple, inarguable truths: the universe is an unknowable and horrifying place, Santa Claus is based on the Norse...
A white 2021 Chevy Tahoe is driving on a dirt road and spitting murder hornets and somehow has something to do with a 2020 Chevy Equinox vs 2020 Hyundai Santa Fe comparison.

Surviving The Murder Hornets and a Global Pandemic: The Rise of the Mobile Safe...

Gone are the times when we could compare vehicles solely on their performance and handling merits. We long for the good old days when...
A man with a black mask and Ram logo is looking over a table in a dark room.

Ram Trucks: The Forgotten Generation

Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Rutherfjord Von Gourdboddum, and tonight I’m going to share with you some insider information from within the auto...
A salesman is in front of a dealership with used Fords for sale, a sniper, and penguins.

9 Things to Look for in a Used Ford

If you’ve been on the internet at all in the last decade – I assume you have since you’re here right now – then...
The Blue Man Group is behind the Bluetooth logo, a 2021 Chevy Trailblazer and 2020 Chevy Trax.

Blue Man Group Offended Over Term Bluetooth, to Sue Car Companies That Use the...

Blue Man Group, the famous musical and artistic performance group, sent shockwaves through the automotive industry this Wednesday. Believe it or not, they made...
A 2021 Ford Bronco Sport is shown from the side with the text 'top secret' over it.

What Ford Won’t Tell You about the Bronco Sport

The big moment has come and gone: Ford has finally released all of the details about the 2021 Ford Bronco Sport and its big...
A woman is in a shower comparing 2020 Chevy Equinox vs 2020 Nissan Rogue with a box of pistachio pudding.

Nothing I Say is True

Friends, I care very much about your time, your interests, and the needs and wants of your loved ones. I’m a generous and kind...
A white 2020 Ford Fusion, a red 2020 Chevy Malibu and a referee are on the field of a football stadium.

Controversy Hits the 2020 Sedan Bowl

This year’s Sedan Bowl was set to be a divisive face-off between the 2020 Ford Fusion and the 2020 Chevy Malibu. A rapid red...