I Rode in the Kia Carnival Z06 Prototype
Most days, being an automotive journalist means little more than having ample reason to day-drink and stare out the window as I ponder how...
Chevy Trailblazer That Went Missing While Exploring the Amazon Presumed to be Eaten by...
It was several months ago when an expedition consisting of Ruggero Yates, Edward Monroe, and Faye Jonas left to explore the Amazon region. While...
Three Things the Camry Can Do That the Accord Can’t
Automotive history is filled with epic clashes between vehicular giants and grand rivalries that have shaped the landscape of the industry through endless strife...
The Nissan Rogue is Designed to Hot Box
We all remember the weird commercial for the Kia Soul with the hamsters that were definitely smoking weed right? The trauma that commercial caused...
This Truck Service Is Affordable, Efficient, and Definitely Not a Drug Front
Taking care of a truck can get expensive. If you're like me, you probably work your truck hard, and it is consequently in frequent...
Tesla Disappoints
As a journalist, one of the most important things to me is clarity with my audience: providing you with a clear vision of what...
How to Behave at a Honda Dealership
There was a time when people carried themselves with a certain amount of dignity and class while doing business with a company. You see...
Ford Releases New Jock-Nerd Hybrid
Mixing the power of gasoline with the power of electricity has become old hat—and, besides, it's never really had much appeal for the kind...
[Reprinted From the Classifieds Section of Our Local Newspaper]
"Used Chevy Silverado for Sale."
I have a used Chevy Silverado for sale. It is a 2011 Silverado 1500 with a long bed and crew...
Four Things You Didn’t Know about the Chevy Trailblazer
Hey bestie. I love writing about cars. That’s why I’m here. You love reading about cars. That’s why you’re here. We love cars—car friends...
Covered Wagon or Nissan Pathfinder
There’s a lot of talk out there about these modern vehicles called horseless carriages. Well, I am doubtful that the historical precedent of durability...
Smoke Emerging from a Giant Pile of Tires Outside of GM Headquarters Turns White,...
Here at The Lemon, we’re proud of the journalistic integrity that we adhere to. And every so often, we live up to our namesake...
2023 Chevy Colorado Earns GM Another “Made-up” Award
There are many criteria by which trucks can be judged: engine power and performance, towing and payload capacity, the fullness and girth of their...
Man Makes Shocking Discovery About His GMC Sierra
As an intrepid automotive journalist, I receive a great deal of correspondence from my dedicated fans and readers. Recently, one particular letter caught my...
Science Watch: New Study Confirms Correlation Between Truck Size and Penis Size
It’s no secret the vehicle that a person drives often reflects different aspects of their personality. And while high-end sports cars are synonymous with...
80’s Wrestling Icon Gets Steamy About the Ford Explorer
In recent years, former professional wrestler “The Iron Sheik” has gained a second career as a social media darling. Known for his unchained personality...
Three Ways the Jeep Renegade Embodies the Spirit of The Lemon
Here at The Lemon, we believe in three things: opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve; long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses...
Russia’s Loss is America’s Gain as Traffic Becomes Less of a Hassle
There's a lot of excitement regarding the upcoming 2023 model year. Many of the different brands that are scattered across the entire scope of...
Ford Replaces “Pedestrian Detection” with “Pedestrian Destruction” For All 2024 Models
The innovation and further development in the automotive industry have always been impressive. Among the brands that have always sought to shift the paradigm...
“Karen’s” Scathing Indictment of Cadillac Goes Completely Unread
Ed: Here at The Lemon, we take great pride in our diverse readership. Every day we receive emails from our wide variety of fans:...
