A man is punching through a computer in front of Joe Rogan and a UFC octagon showing a fight between a blue 2020 Chevy Malibu vs 2020 Ford Fusion.

I Can Beat Up the Chevy Malibu and Ford Fusion

The Internets, such as they are, are awash in articles, blog posts, videos, and thought-implant-imagery telling you what vehicle you should buy. If you...
A shark has a Jeep tattoo reading "don't follow me, you won't make it."

Why Jeep Should Reconsider The Term All-Terrain

As brands and companies fall victim to marketing missteps and downright tone-deafness, there is a single brand that continues to operate unabetted by angry...
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Our Case for Why Auto Manufacturers Should Start Developing Spaceships

Change is constant, no matter how you spin it. While you can fight the perpetual march of time and innovation, chances are you’ll be...
A police officer is outside a used Cadillac SUV dealership at night in front of 'do not cross' tape.

Which Cadillac SUV can Fit the Most Dead Hookers?

A wise man once said to me, “There are three things you should always do before you buy a car: you should kick its...
A skateboarder is doing a trick in front of a used Chevy truck fitted with rockets and gun turrets next to a box of mountain dew and a Terminator, in front of a Chevy dealership.

The All New Chevy Hyper-Duty 6800 Macho Commando Pickup Truck

Shopping for a new pickup truck, but unimpressed with the selection? Well, you're not alone, sure there may be plenty of pickup models out...
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How to Incorporate Chevy Trucks into Your Next D&D Game Night

If there’s one thing I know, it’s this: the Venn diagram depicting truck enthusiasts and tabletop gamers is a perfect circle! We’ve all played...
Ford CEO Jim Hackett is shown giving a speech while wearing a mask and with a virus pin.

Ford Begins Manufacturing Masks for 2020 Ford Expedition

In an attempt to boost sluggish sales, stop climate change, and appease the snowflake liberal media in the wake of the COVID-19 pandemic, Ford...
A shocked squirrel is next to a 2020 Chevy Traverse vs 2020 Honda Pilot parked in front of trees.

“Nuts!” – Brigadier General McAuliffe; Dec. 22, 1944

I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but if there’s anything I’ve learned from the extensive data we collect from you every...
A 2020 Ford Edge vs 2020 Nissan Murano are in front of a divided lemon.

Edge vs Murano: Settling the Debate

I can’t think of a more hotly contested, embittered, and contentious rivalry in the entirety of the auto industry than that of the Ford...
A man is blowing bubbles with two red trucks, the 2020 Chevy Colorado vs 2020 Toyota Tacoma, in them.

Social Distancing On the Go!

The auto industry is a complicated place. For one thing, it’s not really a place; so much as it’s a collection of businesses, each...